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Would You Blow A Guy To Have A Threesome With Bar Refaeli and Candice Swanepoel?

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So somebody tweeted me this question today. This is the most obvious answer of all time right? Of course I would. Duh. . I’d swallow and everything. And it wouldn’t even have to be Lord Lambert either. I’d blow the Sparechange Guy for christ sakes. I just don’t know how anybody would say no to this. Just close your eyes and do it. The reward is so worth it. I don’t want to turn Barstool into a juvenile romper room or anything, but lots of people were calling me gay for my answer. It just stunned me. A threesome with the 2 most beautiful women in the world? Prison rape may be worth it. So sucking a little dick would be the biggest no brainer in the history of earth. And obviously Candice gets the money shot. Sorry Bar.

By elpresidente posted February 1st, 2013 at 5:03 PM

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by dicktickler on February 1, 2013 at 5:05 pm
I'd even cup da balls!
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by englewood joyride on February 1, 2013 at 5:05 pm
It would probably be Bieber for you. But yea, if the chips were down I think this would be a very doable situation.
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by gus watab on February 1, 2013 at 5:05 pm
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!!
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by laxxx8 on February 1, 2013 at 5:06 pm
Maybe a decent looking tranny with huge tits, because that's not gay, thats bisexual
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by johnjaystoolie on February 1, 2013 at 5:06 pm
its only gay if you like it afterwards
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by kramerica industries on February 1, 2013 at 5:06 pm
my penis says yes, my mind says no
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by The Kingston Sound on February 1, 2013 at 5:06 pm
ummm no.
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by phyckyiu on February 1, 2013 at 5:07 pm
Well, I'd really like to call you a fag...but that ass.
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by provcity1 on February 1, 2013 at 5:07 pm
Just bring your wife to a donkey show and maybe she'll become interested in having sex with you again.
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by frank carlton serafino feranna jr on February 1, 2013 at 5:07 pm
ummm, yup
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by disgruntledvet on February 1, 2013 at 5:08 pm
The bigger question is who would know about your deal with the devil. You need to consider the fact you would be known as "the guy _____ to have a threesome with Bar Rafaeli and Candice Swanepoel" if that title includes "who blew a man" in the middle of it.
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by The Velvet Hammer on February 1, 2013 at 5:08 pm
The "reward" for you would be the load.
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by septic butt on February 1, 2013 at 5:08 pm
What are you? A homo?
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by suck on February 1, 2013 at 5:08 pm
Stretch marks on her left tit. Kill her.
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by phil leotardo on February 1, 2013 at 5:09 pm
For you guys that say Yes, get ready for Jewboy to flirt with you, hes really just trying to find a guy who he can finally get some man love from.
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by suck on February 1, 2013 at 5:09 pm
God dammit. Right tit.
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by wheresmyballdontlieshirt on February 1, 2013 at 5:09 pm
The fuck is a romber room?
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by jackofspades on February 1, 2013 at 5:11 pm
the answer is no...fuck is wrong with some of you?
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by gus watab on February 1, 2013 at 5:11 pm
Nice after thought there Pres. Now post some of those Swanepoel nudes I sent you earlier this week.
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by bigdickpevs on February 1, 2013 at 5:11 pm
well pres you only had to blow the guy but if you want to get prison raped too i guess thats fine
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by kam8505 on February 1, 2013 at 5:12 pm
Would you blow Maurice? You never mentioned blowing a black.
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by NotLouFromFramingham on February 1, 2013 at 5:12 pm
Two types of people in this world: people who suck dick and people who dont
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by mrgrundle on February 1, 2013 at 5:12 pm
The fuck is wrong with you David? You're a god damn internet mogul allegedly. Go put your fucking $2 Million internet dollars to work...you should be banging model skanks and shit but you're fantasizing about blowing a dude so you can pre-cum down the leg of Bar Raefali. Real nice...
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by mac_attack83 on February 1, 2013 at 5:13 pm
I think I would. So long as its not a really gross, fat, smelly, hairy guy. Normal, regularly bathing dude, done deal.
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by GodsAdvised on February 1, 2013 at 5:14 pm
I'd get gangbanged by the cast of Moonshiners just to be in the same room as those two.
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by mac_attack83 on February 1, 2013 at 5:14 pm
Edit: also no black guys.
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by gatornation on February 1, 2013 at 5:14 pm
I would bring gaystoolie with me so that we would both be winners, he gets to give free head and I get a threesome.
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by passwordispres on February 1, 2013 at 5:15 pm
Bar Rafaeli kind of looks like Carmen from Always Sunny in that last pic. So you might have to suck that dick
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by GodsAdvised on February 1, 2013 at 5:16 pm
So there I am balls deep in this dude right...and he's crying. So I finish up on his back and go to the bathroom to wash up. So 5 minutes later I come out of the bathroom and this motherfucker is still in my bed and I say, "Hey, get out of my bed! What do you think I'm fucking gay!?"
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by Dino Bravo on February 1, 2013 at 5:17 pm
Brutal question. The answer is NO FUCKING WAY but a brutal question.
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by oakmonster on February 1, 2013 at 5:19 pm
That's sad. Making excuses to suck a dick
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by comfortablydumb88 on February 1, 2013 at 5:20 pm
My guess is Pres would be sucking some cock that takes longer to cum than he does...so he would sucking dick longer than he would be fucking Bar and Swan.
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by nickcage on February 1, 2013 at 5:21 pm
does sucking your own dick count?
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by presmoobs on February 1, 2013 at 5:22 pm
Only if the threesome party is 24 hours. I'd last about 3 minutes tops fucking either one so I'm gonna need multiple pops.
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by bosox24 on February 1, 2013 at 5:22 pm
I'm not surprised by pres's answer but I am befuddled by the widespread support for it in the comments section. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Is the upgrade between the pussy you get now to those chicks seriously worth blowing a dude?
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by bosox24 on February 1, 2013 at 5:26 pm
I might blow a dude for some outrageous amount of money, but not a fucking chance I'd do it if my return was something sexual. If I blew a dude, I'm not sure I'd be able to get it up for years. Plus, the fact that you had a threesome with two hot chicks does not undo the fact the you still sucked another man's dick. The memory of the latter will haunt your dreams for far longer than you'll remember the former.
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by Sir-Smoke-Alot on February 1, 2013 at 5:27 pm
Threesome's are overrated.
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by pointbreak on February 1, 2013 at 5:27 pm
Not for those two. For Beckinsale and Menounos, yes.
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by Baby Faced Assassin on February 1, 2013 at 5:31 pm
Do I have to stick my finger up his ass?
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by Kenny Tyler on February 1, 2013 at 5:32 pm
Bar Refaeli is not that hot
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by chillnlax on February 1, 2013 at 5:33 pm
Wonder what gaystoolies answer would be if he HAD to have a threesome with those two.
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by BossHogg on February 1, 2013 at 5:34 pm
Kenny Tyler is not that hetero.
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by koberapes on February 1, 2013 at 5:36 pm
Ummm, errrr, ewwww!
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by eboe6666 on February 1, 2013 at 5:36 pm
Bosox24 nailed it so completely it's not even funny. Kudos, good sir.
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by peytonsucksballs on February 1, 2013 at 5:37 pm
I would deep throat Jerry Sandusky if I could fuck these two.And there's know whey Gaystoolie wouldn't bang these two. I'm pretty sure it's human instinct that any mammal on the planet would take a threesome with Bar and Candice.
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by Boo Radley on February 1, 2013 at 5:37 pm
No, I would never be able to get over blowing a dude. You could tell me I could have free reign on every girl in the world and it'd be no. call me gay
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by mrmurphy8 on February 1, 2013 at 5:43 pm
if your a stoolie youll enjoy this http://larrybrownsports.com/football/rob-gronkowski-partying-no-shirt-on/173022
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by timriggins on February 1, 2013 at 5:44 pm
stroke the shaft. fondle the balls. swallow the gravy
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by BlackDog on February 1, 2013 at 5:55 pm
I'd pay $100 to listen to Swanepoel piss in a tin cup over the phone.
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by weenman on February 1, 2013 at 6:00 pm
If the Swan's pussy looks anything like her overlapping toes then no.
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by organix85 on February 1, 2013 at 6:00 pm
Fuck that... I'd rather get some prostitutes and pass on a shot in the eye.
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by jpiper88 on February 1, 2013 at 6:04 pm
I would say no, unless it would take the dude less than one minute to get off.
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by beast on February 1, 2013 at 6:11 pm
First it's a threesome with Bar and Swampole, then it's for the ring girl, then a regular smokeshow, then any girl, and pretty soon Pres' sucking dick to fuck a slumpbuster in an MBTA bathroom, and pretty soon he just cuts the girl/girls out entirely...
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by stevenlourie on February 1, 2013 at 6:15 pm
Only if I get them for the whole night and just get to go apeshit. Anything I want, they'll do.
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by jackofspades on February 1, 2013 at 6:29 pm
If you'll suck 1 dick you'll suck all dicks and then you're just a cock sucker
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by cashinout on February 1, 2013 at 6:33 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83j4ICes2i4
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by RexRyansAfatClam on February 1, 2013 at 6:43 pm
To have any pride ud have to say no, but if anal w those 2 was included....very tempting.
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by Mitch Cumstein on February 1, 2013 at 6:44 pm
I'm only going to last 20 seconds with these two broads. No amount of Scope will wash the taste of load out of my mouth. With that said, NO WAY!
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by wilburham on February 1, 2013 at 6:56 pm
I don't think I could suck a dick just not an option for me
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by tornopen on February 1, 2013 at 6:56 pm
just fucking die already.
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by slutnuts4 on February 1, 2013 at 7:07 pm
you need to build 1000 bridges to be considered a bridgebuilder. but suck 1 cock and youre a cocksucker
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by benh336 on February 1, 2013 at 7:08 pm
that 3 some would last about 4 seconds...but id still do it
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by beantown junkie on February 1, 2013 at 7:15 pm
Any 1 that would suck a cock is gay, before, during, after. Think about what Ur saying u Jew fag. You'd suck another man's cock 2 Fuck these broads????? Your betta off offering them a drink and slippin a mickey.
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by tornopen on February 1, 2013 at 7:17 pm
El Pres would let Ray Lewis ass rape his wife for this 3some. El Pres is just a broken person.
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by mjp243 on February 1, 2013 at 7:43 pm
You know what they say, you build 1,000 bridges you're a bridge builder. You suck one cock and you're a cocksucker for life
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by degenerategambler on February 1, 2013 at 7:44 pm
Yes but only if.. 1) I get at least 2 hours with them, am allowed to take like 10 Viagra and don't have to wear a condom. 2) They agree to anal, facials and preferably a2m. 3) I am allowed to video tape it for personal reference. 4) I get to pick the guy, and never have to see his face. 5) Max time limit of the BJ is like 8 min. 6) NOBODY ever finds out about the blowjob.
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by BdayUmich on February 1, 2013 at 7:48 pm
It would be the best damn blow job that dude ever got, no lies.
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by dave chappelles pipe on February 1, 2013 at 8:02 pm
pres you would blow a guy just to blow a guy
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by kike boy on February 1, 2013 at 8:11 pm
if you suck a dude off and YOU get a boner?? then THAT'S fuckin gay
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by rex_is_a_toe-sucking_lardass on February 1, 2013 at 8:19 pm
the answer to any question which begins "would ou blow a guy..." is always no."would you blow a guy to save your mother from hitler-cancer?" nope. sorry mom.
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by scurvy on February 1, 2013 at 10:21 pm
pres would blow a guy for $100 internet dollars
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by TheUglyShtick on February 1, 2013 at 10:45 pm
If you let me have the 3some first, I'd brush my teeth with dicks
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by bajk22 on February 2, 2013 at 12:55 am
Ill give you the benefit of the doubt and say this is sarcasm you pillow biter.
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by rusty tromboner on February 2, 2013 at 8:10 am
Gahy
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by rjstylez on February 2, 2013 at 11:18 am
https://twitter.com/DiamondJoe69
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by kickthepuppy on February 2, 2013 at 1:57 pm
I'm 100% convinced that if I had a threesome with these two, I'd take a gun out of the bedside table, put it in my mouth, and pull the trigger when I was done. There's just no way I could accomplish anything better after it. And I'm not even entertaining the question of sucking dicks you fucking cocksucker
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by digitalmonster on February 2, 2013 at 6:19 pm
No
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by gatto on February 2, 2013 at 9:17 pm
About we do the threesome thing first, then we'll see what happens
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by gatto on February 2, 2013 at 9:19 pm
And by the way, just the fact that you brought the question up, makes you gay!
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by harry ballsackstein on February 3, 2013 at 11:34 am
Hilarious that prezzy is obviously kidding then you got stoolies jumpin in with "if i get to pick the guy" and "only if he cums in like 8 seconds". homo city
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by white kid on February 3, 2013 at 11:46 pm
gaystoolie... would u have a threesome with 2 chicks to suck off Leo? i bet u would u sly dog..
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by burgerbumps on February 9, 2013 at 1:42 am
could i jerk off while i was giving the blowie?
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