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Would People Buy These Calendars?

So a reader sent me this idea earlier today. I think he meant it as a joke, but I’m not laughing. I think people would buy these right? Like it’s kind of a must have item for beach houses and chicks dorms and shit. I can already picture catfights breaking out in stores across America fighting for the last one. Or am I being crazy?

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By elpresidente posted July 12th, 2011 at 6:25 PM

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by Rusty Koontz on July 12, 2011 at 6:28 pm
a Gay Aqua Man calender? no thanks
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by yoursistersass on July 12, 2011 at 6:29 pm
Wow, just when you think Dave can sink no lower...
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by iamthebest on July 12, 2011 at 6:31 pm
same picture for every month? fucking brilliant
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by Wayne Jetski on July 12, 2011 at 6:34 pm
As long as Baldzo is featured in just a Yankee thong and cape then sure why not?
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by BossHogg on July 12, 2011 at 6:35 pm
I can see the whole dorm thing, I wouldn't buy one, but I can respect that there would be a demand.
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by sak on July 12, 2011 at 6:35 pm
wow your gay for yourself. give me a smokes calendar and youve got my dinero
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by third chin on July 12, 2011 at 6:38 pm
Why'd you photoshop out your second chin?
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by sinker on July 12, 2011 at 6:43 pm
I know you're half kidding....but just stop with this shit....skip his miami fashion waste of time and get back to basics...you're losin me a little bit
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by mido603 on July 12, 2011 at 6:46 pm
yeah just along the same lines as what sinker said, i know this is obviously a joke but this whole "look at me its funny because im jewish and im trying to sell all this stupid shit" routine is played out. If you're joking around, just quit it. If you're serious, shut the fuck up and get real. It's fucking annoying.
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by headreceiver on July 12, 2011 at 6:46 pm
OH NO! YOU"RE LOSING SINKER! CHANGE EVERYTHING!seriously though, put todays smoke's first picture on every month and I'll buy 5 of them
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by gostags13 on July 12, 2011 at 6:48 pm
no you homo
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by miss wolfe on July 12, 2011 at 6:51 pm
I wouldn't use it to pick up my dog's poop if you gave it to me for free. Nor would i use it to line a bird cage out of fear it would kill the bird.
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by nomah on July 12, 2011 at 6:52 pm
I wish I had more refrigerators to put them on.
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by shaquita on July 12, 2011 at 6:54 pm
mido pretty sure its his blog and he can do whatever the fuck he wants and you will continue coming back either way. nice try tho.
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by Donnie Baseball on July 12, 2011 at 6:56 pm
ha!
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by jimnasium on July 12, 2011 at 6:58 pm
This calender would be hanging in every lesbian support group meeting hall as a reminder why they choose to be lesbians.
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by andyrooneyisagod on July 12, 2011 at 6:58 pm
looks like someone's shoving a dildo in your ass.. no thanks
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by NANKU42 on July 12, 2011 at 7:03 pm
Prez has been absolutely annihilating life lately. Vaya con dios, Prez.
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by chris10 on July 12, 2011 at 7:04 pm
FUCK YES.
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by tonyteabags on July 12, 2011 at 7:04 pm
would i buy this? no. is this fucking hysterical? yes.
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by Snap Dragon on July 12, 2011 at 7:14 pm
you should at least print a handful, personally autograph them with some "legit" El Presish message and mail them to all of the feminist groups around this great land of ours
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by Art Vandelay on July 12, 2011 at 7:21 pm
go to the gym rather than pretend you have muscles,......then .......maaaaybe.
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by Art Vandelay on July 12, 2011 at 7:26 pm
Also, I laugh every day when Philly trots out their smoke of the day. More and more pathetic each day. NY kills it. Stool U is great, even Boston brings the heat. Philly's smokes dont even compare to the rest.
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by Pete Rosati on July 12, 2011 at 7:28 pm
HAHA HE PHOTOSHOPPED HIS DOUBLE CHIN http://ow.ly/i/eewT/original
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by jackofspades on July 12, 2011 at 7:30 pm
I have a calendar on my phone and in my head so...no
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by mike500b on July 12, 2011 at 7:32 pm
i hope pres was trying to be funny, even though it wasn't at all
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by zigzagman on July 12, 2011 at 7:40 pm
Looks like a good J Date profile pic.
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by robertgerard on July 12, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Give me a break brosef. I'd fill twelve months easy. BOOK IT
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by DK_Killscreen on July 12, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Don't care about your gay calendar... I want to see more of Smokeshow Allie... She is unreal.
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by hortonhearsawoo on July 12, 2011 at 8:27 pm
The original version of that photo is probably the goofiest looking thing I've ever seen. The first time I saw it I literally had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard.
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by gostags13 on July 12, 2011 at 8:31 pm
yo when will the starfish pennies ship?
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by jmooo on July 12, 2011 at 8:45 pm
i would..hang it in my bathroom and wipe my ass with that ugly fuckin thing
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by Dino Bravo on July 12, 2011 at 8:49 pm
Top 12 smokes is a no-brainer WINNER. Do it and I'll take 10.
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by Evil One on July 12, 2011 at 9:00 pm
by jonnycapp on July 12, 2011 at 11:25 pm “Gay comment” “Jew comment” “Nose comment”. You guys fucking killed this shit!!But unfortunately they didn't kill the resident douchebag...........give it a rest halfwit
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by marsh-mont on July 12, 2011 at 9:06 pm
They'd fly off the shevles in P-town....FEG
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by JC2 on July 12, 2011 at 9:34 pm
pres totally photoshopped his second chin out
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by cantgetthestinkout on July 12, 2011 at 9:47 pm
I just laughed until I cried. (Jonnycapp rate this last comment. 1 for youre an asshole and 10 for go fuck yourself.)
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by CMC44Somervillain on July 12, 2011 at 10:22 pm
Why don't you have zero as a choice? Yo Pres, you're starting to get RemDawg-full of yourself. Time to take the self-love down a notch, or at least into the bathroom with a box of tissues.
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by TheUserError on July 12, 2011 at 10:41 pm
Lose the wetsuit then we'll talk. Too gay?
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by fuck on a stool on July 12, 2011 at 10:53 pm
YOUR NOSE IS WIDER THEN YOUR MOUTH!!! Nobody will buy this shit!
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by fuck on a stool on July 12, 2011 at 10:53 pm
YOUR NOSE IS WIDER THEN YOUR MOUTH!!! Nobody will buy this shit!
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by tony_z34 on July 12, 2011 at 10:53 pm
Looks like Rocky Dennis was at the beach today....
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by fuck on a stool on July 12, 2011 at 10:54 pm
YOUR NOSE IS WIDER THEN YOUR MOUTH!!! Nobody will buy this shit!
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by ptucca925 on July 12, 2011 at 10:54 pm
GROSS
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by TouchMySportsHub on July 12, 2011 at 10:55 pm
This site is gay
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by southie on July 12, 2011 at 11:24 pm
The dates are wrong for Aug 2011 so no, I will not buy your calendar.
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by southie on July 12, 2011 at 11:25 pm
The dates are wrong for Aug 2011 so no, I will not buy your calendar.
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by jonnycapp on July 12, 2011 at 11:25 pm
"Gay comment" "Jew comment" "Nose comment". You guys fucking killed this shit!!!!! ;)
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by jonnycapp on July 12, 2011 at 11:25 pm
"Gay comment" "Jew comment" "Nose comment". You guys fucking killed this shit!!!!! ;)
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by justice on July 12, 2011 at 11:39 pm
you guys are all so fucking stupid. pres knows he's not calendar material. he knows these things would never sell. he posts shit like this because he doesn't mind being laughed at, and he can get the retarded commenters all worked up. he knows damn well what he's doing. once again, you are all the stupidest motherfuckers
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by Y2J on July 13, 2011 at 12:14 am
If you do decide to sell put Johnnycapp down for a bakers dozen.
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by gabe asher on July 13, 2011 at 12:58 am
My cum would be all over it.
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by fisty mcfisterson on July 13, 2011 at 1:01 am
I think you look like a stinky Jew kyke
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by fisty mcfisterson on July 13, 2011 at 1:01 am
I think you look like a stinky Jew kyke
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by 120IQ on July 13, 2011 at 2:41 am
No, and I would only buy it if you make them into toilet papers instead of calendars.P.s: How did it feel when you finally farted after that picture was taken? It must have been painful.
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by phan22 on July 13, 2011 at 2:53 am
Hahaha. Prez- where is your body?
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by tmyers09 on July 13, 2011 at 5:59 am
Maybe if it was this picture: http://i54.tinypic.com/2wfvm1l.jpg
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by bdemps15 on July 13, 2011 at 9:07 am
Pres – I hope you don’t take yourself that seriously. I mean I am pretty sure that is the best part about your humor. But are you fucking with me right now? You photo shopped your quadruple chin? Seriously? Why didn’t you photo shop your head and nose? I mean your head is so big it’s almost amazing. And your nose? It looks like you could hide golf balls in your nostrils. If I wanted a calendar with the stunt double for big foot from the Jack Link’s commercials – this would be perfect. But I think I will pass.
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by ineverslice on July 13, 2011 at 9:29 am
Make one of yesterday's smokeshow Allie please. That first picture of her is unreal
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by DolfanBob on July 13, 2011 at 9:35 am
As long as the 5th Month is renamed "Gay"
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by hartyhartz on July 13, 2011 at 9:57 am
What's all this swellin' up shit!
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by 120IQ on July 13, 2011 at 11:41 am
Justice you're so bright! Thanks for breaking it down to us mere mortals... I bet you were the best in your class... at a Community College. Good for you brah! How many calendars are you buying? if you don't mind me asking. Fucking tool!
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by justice on July 13, 2011 at 11:48 am
120IQ, ignoring the fact that you're an agressive piece of shit, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. about 70 percent of the people commenting don't get what I just said. Just because you and your !!!!!insanely!!!! high IQ have the intelligence to understand sarcasm doesn't mean you have to be a fag about it. go die
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