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Would You Rather Fuck Beyonce Or Have A Threesome With The Other Two Members Of Destiny’s Child?
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So obviously Beyonce crushed it last night. Sex appeal personified. But the real question is would you rather fuck her one on one or both of the other no-names at the same time? Classic dilemma. I mean Beyonce is clearly the hottest one, but a threesome is a threesome. Pretty much the hardest Destiny’s Child sex question that’s ever been presented to the Stoolies. I know, and I’m sorry. But I think any sane guy is taking Beyonce. Gotta do it. Just gotta.
Vote 1 for Beyonce and 10 for Threesome

(3,836 votes, average: 4.01 out of 10)
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By JMac posted February 4th, 2013 at 2:25 PM
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  by BdayUmich on February 4, 2013 at 2:26 pm
  How about I just take a pass on all 3 and pretend that wretched show never took place?
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  by therealwhitey on February 4, 2013 at 2:29 pm
  you take the threesome 8 days a week bro
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  by frank carlton serafino feranna jr on February 4, 2013 at 2:29 pm
  big fan of Kelly...I'm taking the 3-some, and saving my breath mints
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  by 28ontheway on February 4, 2013 at 2:29 pm
  ^ clearly bday has a case of the gay. It HAS to be Beyonce, but Kelly's ass was pretty damn impressive as well.
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  by burgerbumps on February 4, 2013 at 2:30 pm
  Um ill take any white girl for 100 alex
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  by rdreyer21 on February 4, 2013 at 2:30 pm
  Beyonce without a doubt. Kelly has some DSLs but Michelle has the face of a horse if I've ever seen one
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  by im that cracker ahhhh on February 4, 2013 at 2:31 pm
  Beyonce would break my dick off and I wouldn't even be mad
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  by herbie versmells on February 4, 2013 at 2:34 pm
  "would i be able to suck jay-z's dick before either of these occurred?" -the president of this website
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  by septic butt on February 4, 2013 at 2:34 pm
  Threesome a no brainer. Do you have any idea how much harder those other 2 would work you out over the diva. FUHGEDDABOUDIT.
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  by supergrover on February 4, 2013 at 2:36 pm
  yeah i know it's Beyonce, but you just gotta go with the 3some...
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  by dpk722 on February 4, 2013 at 2:37 pm
  Beyonce would prob fake it in the sack like she fakes singing when she performs, diva attitude the other 2 would give a much better effort!
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  by pmrkingston on February 4, 2013 at 2:37 pm
  Beyonce should have suited up for the second half once Ngata went out. I have a rule where I like my thighs to be bigger than my girls, just a little guideline i live by. beyonce sucks
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  by Numero Two on February 4, 2013 at 2:38 pm
  Beyonce in a rout.
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  by steeltown on February 4, 2013 at 2:39 pm
  you take a threesome with 2 black girls every day of the week and twice on Sunday dude...Game, Set, Match. The sisters know how to fuck
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  by kman18 on February 4, 2013 at 2:41 pm
  Sorry, but the only thing Beyonce crushed last light was her skanky snatch between those gigantic tree trunk legs.
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  by Harry Johnson on February 4, 2013 at 2:43 pm
  Beyonce's straight fire, it shocks me that she married Jay-Z. He's an ugly dude.
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  by SoftAsSatinDavidPatten on February 4, 2013 at 2:43 pm
  No way Michelle Williams picks up enough slack to make that worth while. Rowland i can deal with
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  by ....... on February 4, 2013 at 2:45 pm
  you guys are some crazy mixed up mother fuckers.... before last night you probably could have bought a threesome with Not-Beyonce #1 and Not-Beyonce#2 on Thuzio for $35.50. Sex with Beyonce on the other hand only comes around if you are worth nine digits and are the self-proclaimed king of hip hop.
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  by Cos on February 4, 2013 at 2:46 pm
  I always like Kelly as well, make it Kelly PLUS another girl and ill take the 3sum any day! Altho I wouldn't be mad if Beyonce only was my only choice!
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  by jcali77 on February 4, 2013 at 2:47 pm
  I think Kelly is the hottest one ...
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  by Cos on February 4, 2013 at 2:49 pm
  Nevermind ill go with Beyonce... My brain says take the 3sum but my dick says "I wanna dig all up in that Beyonce pussy"
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  by metaldude on February 4, 2013 at 2:50 pm
  Kelly over the other two. What's up with their faces? Is it the eyebrows? can't put a finger on it but Kelly is the hottest by far
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  by cain5150 on February 4, 2013 at 2:52 pm
  I'd have to stick a ham in beyonce and pull out the bone just to hit one side. Can't get over the stank breath rumor mill shit either. True or not, just doesn't work for my angry inch.
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  by bababooey7 on February 4, 2013 at 2:56 pm
  Does it matter what I choose? Either way my wallet is getting stolen.
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  by digitalmonster on February 4, 2013 at 3:00 pm
  Beyonce overrated that's y they kept changing the group around her, Kelly all day and ill throw it on Michelle if I have to
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  by SlapHappy on February 4, 2013 at 3:00 pm
  Beyonce needs to go away forever.
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  by thebigleoski on February 4, 2013 at 3:08 pm
  Kill - Michelle, Marry - Beyonce, Fuck - Kelley
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  by dirtyfrank on February 4, 2013 at 3:10 pm
  Most black chicks smell like AMMONIA...but i am takin the 3 some.....I'll nail beyonce w/ my own hand and meat muscle !!!!!
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  by joebidenjr on February 4, 2013 at 3:18 pm
  I'd like to see Beyonce's fullback thighs wrapped around my back - one on one.
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  by Donnie Baseball on February 4, 2013 at 3:21 pm
  taking the threesome. I have jungle fever. the end.
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  by dcubbz on February 4, 2013 at 3:29 pm
  The chicks have won when the stool puts up more articles about commercials and the halftime show than the fucking game.
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  by whatsamatterforyou on February 4, 2013 at 3:29 pm
  Ahh...threesome! And who the fuck is JMac???
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  by kickthepuppy on February 4, 2013 at 3:36 pm
  What fuckin halftime show were you watching that "crushed it" Jmac?! You're quickly declining from the throws of mediocrity to Feitelberg status. Not a good look. And threesome every time. If I'm getting the HIV I at least wanna make it worth my while and not get suffocated by elephant thighs that're bigger than my torso
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  by Whit Eboy on February 4, 2013 at 3:40 pm
  Beyonce or who?
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  by 781kid on February 4, 2013 at 3:47 pm
  Please show Kelly Rowland from last night she looked fuckin HOTTTTTTT
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  by dwyanewadesherpes on February 4, 2013 at 3:48 pm
  Kelly Rowland is hotter than Beyonce anyway, Threesome please!
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  by cromarties12kids on February 4, 2013 at 4:03 pm
  Michelle looks like a tranny, Beyonce is probably a freak in bed
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  by kjljlkjlkjioio on February 4, 2013 at 4:07 pm
  My only concern is that Beyonce gets stuffed by JayZ on regular basis so it would be like throwing a hot dog down the hallway. That being said, anyone who doesn't choose Beyonce is gay. You can get a threesome with beat desperate broads anytime you want. Beyonce is one in a million.
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  by bruinsthebruinswhat on February 4, 2013 at 4:27 pm
  I choose none of the above. White girls 8 days a week
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  by organix85 on February 4, 2013 at 6:12 pm
  I'm picking Beyonce just to know I banged Beyonce. It's more of a trophy.
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  by gatto on February 4, 2013 at 6:30 pm
  Easily the threesome
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  by urmom01 on February 4, 2013 at 6:56 pm
  If a kid actually came out of that horse, I go right in Beyonce's ass! No vag
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  by spencer547 on February 4, 2013 at 11:57 pm
  Take it easy guys, she's a mom.
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