Politico.com – Not much news over here today so far, except a White House comms intern fainted at the end of Josh Earnest’s press briefing a few minutes ago. A White House official tells me it was the intern’s first day here (and asked that I don’t use her name), along with a group of other brand new comms interns. Earnest and Eric Schultz rushed water over to her, and another aide brought out a small box of m&ms.
HAVE A DAY INTERN! HAVE A DAY! Just no better way to announce your presence with authority than to flat out faint in everybody’s face first day on the job. Like hey fuck you everybody. I’m fainting in this bitch. Deal with it. This is my house now! Make them remember! You make sure they remember forever the night they played the Titans!
PS – This is such a Hank move. I’m surprised he didn’t faint first day here. He didn’t eat all day because he was afraid to ask when lunch was. Long way from calling me a Heeb.