There isn’t a doubt in my mind that when Mila Kunis decides she’s getting all dolled up and breaks out her smokey eyes she listens to Hell’s Bells in the bathroom. Like here I fucking come bitches!
You get nervous. I get hard. Know how I know you’re gay?
Why do you get nervous?
Best eyes I ever came across…
Pres gets nervous when he pulls out his wallet.
I’d rather she break out her tongue and muff-dive Natalie Portman again.
this bitch stops me in my tracks with those eyes. god damn.
Does nothing for me (dead fukn srs)
Pres everyone gives you shit including me, but honestly you are one funny motherfucker.
I get a chill..down in my plums…they get a nice..bluish hue..
where the hell did the Rutgers Candlelight Vigil go?
great blog dave!
Do you listen to the Humpty Dance when you break out that nose?
i would consider buying a barstool st paddy’s day tank top, just to spend one night with her.
I can feel it.. down in my plums. They’re getting a nice blueish hue, getting ready to take em to the farmers market
Someone looks like she’s DTF.
she’s a fucking 10
I know a guy who’s friends with this dudes girls second cousin twice removed who heard that Ted knocked Mila up!
@sweetchucks, that scene is burned into the back of my retina for life.
Restock the Hulk Tanks!!!!
She’s a Russian spy. Can’t wait until you blow the lid off that story, Pres.
HENCE THE TERM “SMOKE SHOW”….
I wonder if she’d know what to do with an acorn dick.
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