There isn’t a doubt in my mind that when Mila Kunis decides she’s getting all dolled up and breaks out her smokey eyes she listens to Hell’s Bells in the bathroom. Like here I fucking come bitches!
I wonder if she’d know what to do with an acorn dick.
HENCE THE TERM “SMOKE SHOW”….
She’s a Russian spy. Can’t wait until you blow the lid off that story, Pres.
Restock the Hulk Tanks!!!!
@sweetchucks, that scene is burned into the back of my retina for life.
I know a guy who’s friends with this dudes girls second cousin twice removed who heard that Ted knocked Mila up!
she’s a fucking 10
Someone looks like she’s DTF.
I can feel it.. down in my plums. They’re getting a nice blueish hue, getting ready to take em to the farmers market
i would consider buying a barstool st paddy’s day tank top, just to spend one night with her.
Do you listen to the Humpty Dance when you break out that nose?
great blog dave!
where the hell did the Rutgers Candlelight Vigil go?
I get a chill..down in my plums…they get a nice..bluish hue..
Pres everyone gives you shit including me, but honestly you are one funny motherfucker.
Does nothing for me (dead fukn srs)
this bitch stops me in my tracks with those eyes. god damn.
I’d rather she break out her tongue and muff-dive Natalie Portman again.
Pres gets nervous when he pulls out his wallet.
Best eyes I ever came across…
Why do you get nervous?
You get nervous. I get hard. Know how I know you’re gay?
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