Hey bro has to do something to pass the time during the lockout right? I ain’t mad at ya Tom. Haters gonna hate. Slaters gonna scream like a little girl and get crunk on the Slip n Slide….
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Mind-numbingly pathetic putz’s continue to lose sleep because Tom Brady’s life may be just a little better than theirs. Methinks Kobe Bryant and Joakim Noah have you guys figured out.
she must fuck him like his mother…..
Who cares that Tom acts like a little bitch when sliding down a water slide, that’s what real men do right? I think Tom was worried about get his locks wet. Him and Seacrest magically have hot girls yet both act really gay.
Tom is just so happy and gay.
Jesus Christ, somebody tell Tom to put his top back on!!
Tom Terrific just living the dream, probably killed that ass after
Gotta love deadspin copying this title
giselle’s ass looks impecable. a little blurry, but still shouldnt go unnoticed.
Brady is too fucking cool. No one enjoys life more, ina childish way, while still being the toughest fucking QB in the league by 10 miles.
Guy just has the most successful, fun, fulfilling, pussy-filled, tough man life as much as Brady
Is that at Brady’s house? Fuck me.what a lucky fucker. Yeah he’s such a pussy… If I were Brady I would seriously be laughing at stories like this. Best QB in the league, a hot/rich wife, boatloads of money, not a fuckin worry in the world other then winning another SB next year. Dream life.
hey dubsfan shut the fuck up, either you seriously want portnoy’s bone in your bonehole or you actually are portnoy trying to get people to stop picking on you. either way, pathetic
Sadly, if you could read his mind, I don’t think he is saying “Whee!”. I think it more like “Stop, Stop… yicky girl at the bottom of the slide!”
you dont get it. there is a darkness inside of me. it wants to get out. it want to walk around. it wants some walking around money. and it wants to buy some shoes. and it wants to walk up to the people and say “gator dont play no shit! you feel me! gator never been about that. gator dont play no shit!”
honestly, anyone still correcting EP’s mistakes like slip ‘n’ slide vs. water slide has to be literally retarded at this point if you dont think EP knows what hes doing
HATERS GON HATE. TOM DOES WHAT HE WANTS. GATORS BITCHES BE USIN JIMMYS
by retroplaya23 on May 22, 2011 at 1:49 pm
This is starting to worry me. How can a man play football like he does and act like that?
Act like what? Sliding down a waterslide? Yeah bro, that’s ridiculous. What is he thinking? Real men don’t have fun.
I mean the hating is just getting insane at this point. One of the best QBs ever, and these fuckin retards are complaining about him sliding down a waterslide.
Bravo, Dino Bravo, that story is pretty funny. Brady was bouncing around the Cannes Film Festival red carpets with a gay waterslide face and Sanchez cant get in to see The Hangover part 2. Reality check.
hes making sure his super bowl rings don’t catch on the slide.
In all fairness I would be walking around 24/7 with a face like that if i knew i was banging Giselle.
For fuck sake Thomas.
I see a career slip-sliding away.
is that his backyard pool?
Sanchize fake walking the red carpet and Tom getting his bitch on? AFC east QBs tearing it up.
I just creamed in my swim trunks and I’m not even wearing any
“Needs a Super Bowl title more than ever”?
Why? Three isn’t enough. I think Sanchize needs one more than ever to dispel the feeling that he’s an airhead and he hangs with high school chicks and sociopaths.
I just hope and pray that his oldest kid was at the top and he was just doing that to show them how “fun/scary” the slide was. Once again, I hope and pray…
Thats not a slip n slide. Its actually called just a “water slide”.
He needs a super bowl victory now more than ever
OH. MY. GOD.
This is easily the worst picture to surface of him yet. I literally bowed over in laughter & shock
The title alone makes this an A+
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