So I saw a girl post this on twitter a couple minutes ago…
Best Jelly Belly flavors:
1. Cotton Candy
2. Orange Sherbet
4. Crushed Pineapple
5. Very Cherry
Worst list ever right? Cotton candy #1? What are you some type of psycho? Don’t try to get cute. Berries, reds and blues all day long. Same principal that applies to Popsicles, gum and life. That’s how you win games. But that’s not even the point of this blog. After seeing this atrocious list a bunch of people naturally started chirping at her that they were surprised she didn’t have popcorn on there.
— sarah p (@sar_phil) July 9, 2013
Well this brings up a long overdue question. What the fuck is the deal with popcorn jelly bellies in the first place? Does Jelly Belly put them in there just to fuck with people? Just to keep people honest? Like they have to know that popcorn Jelly Bellies are the worst tasting thing in the universe. That’s why I’d fucking hate to be coconut. Guilty by association. Kind of looks like popcorn so I treat it like popcorn. It’s not right and it’s stereotypical but it’s life. If I think there is even a 1% chance a jellybelly could be a popcorn I won’t eat it. Bottomline is I just don’t get what the Jellybelly people are doing. It makes no sense why they don’t get rid of them. Popcorn must have incriminating pictures of the Jellybelly CEO or something. No other explanation.
Anyway here are the top 8 Jellybelly flavors. They are all interchangeable. Don’t argue because I’m right.
2. Very Cherry
5. Sour Cherry
6. Strawberry Jam
7. Wild Blackberry