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So I couldn’t figure out what Blount shirt people wanted. Well since I’m a man of the people I put them both on sale. Did the Pres do it again or did the Pres do it again?
Hey Im trying to buy a keep the blount Rollin t shirt but its telling me i can’t. I plugged in all the mailing address, password and everything but the final step won’t let me place the order. If u can help me out thatd be great
You picked the worst two shirts! the train was way better would of bought that one
I liked the Blount train one better than these two. Stop being such a Joo and offer that one too.
Prez, his first name is spelled almost exactlyyyy like cigarette… most likely his parents smoked Newports if I had to hazard a guess… you should make a t-shirt
The fucking first shirt doesn’t even make sense, you uncool Jew fuck! So you’re just going to continuously roll “blounts” instead of smoke them?
I mean, I get it, he’s a running back and he’s been rolling through defenses… but your pun… aghhhhh, god I fucking hate you
So is the rule that if you don’t have their eyes in it, it doesn’t count as using their likeness?
only the blacks smoke blunts, grav hits all day
@boo-radley no he just re posted the old blog
I bet u sell at most 7 of these.
19 people need to kill themselves
T-shirts.com I’d rather design and pay for 100 shirts about nothing then cut them up and use them for wiping my ass than pay you for a single shirt !
Never understood how Blount = Blunt. So this shirt makes no sense to 95% of America. Cool.
Great marketing move. When they lose on Sunday you can just tell people it’s an ODB tribute shirt.
I get it. Blount like weed blunts. Wish I would have thought of that.
There must be a lot of interest in these shirts, over 200 comments in 10 minutes
You’re an asshole, plain and simple.
Did EC fuck up again or did EC fuck up again!!
The Pres did it again.
get them now everyone….they are flying off the shelves
Re-blogging your own blog? Power move
We need a shirt that says “Welcome to the Wild Wild West” and has a bunch of fat, pimply college kids staring into computer monitors.
anyone who buys these bc he has had 2 good games in a row is a sucker of the highest order
Maybe you couldn’t figure out which shirt people wanted because the people don’t want either shirt
and oh ya…you probably fucked him over for sunday now…nice job
you’re trolling now aren’t you?
Pres…but up a ticker so we know exactly how many of these sell
This Sundays stat line: 17 rushes, 39 yards, 0 tds
i fuckin hope so too dude. no seriously, put that on a shirt. make that happen.
And you got rid of the third option which seemed to be most popular. Yes, the Prez certainly did it again, you goddamn fake mogul
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El pres please make a tee that says .. You don’t smoke the Blount ! The Blount smokes you!
#1 all day
Gee I want to buy this but then that’ll be one less day I can wear my beloved Jumbalaya! shirt
Suck my balls Jew
Blount force trauma all day!!!!
Now you somehow put that gif on a shirt, I’m buying.
It’s unfathomable to me that people buy these things. The gif however, is fucking incredible. Applause.
Looks more like the lead singer from Hootie and the Blowfish
if i had to pick one to wear with a gun to my head? i’d probably pick my brains splattered on the wall
4 TDs deserve 4 choices but id say #3
You suck at designing shirts. 3 straight insults to Blount. Get better or stop.
Tell Air Force Amy I said “hi”.
If I buy #3 I want you to put my 25 shekels on 17.
The black red lightning one.
@ it’s not the kid, it’s the bitch baby mama tellin’ ‘em what to do!
@mildredclark fuck you!
Don’t mind the tshirt bs. Pres loves to troll us with this stuff. What really pisses me off is the fact that pres is going on vacation… Again. C’mon, pres, you just got back from some island and now Vegas?! Yes I’m jealous. You’ve had more vaca time in a month than I’ve had in 3 years. THAT’S why I hate you. #2
@krugkrew47 your krug life jersey is your jizz rag. Thanks for spending 30 bucks on a jizz rag you fucking imbecile
@yunglord shut the fuck up you retard. Drink 10 more bud heavys and whisper shit to your buddy about being able to beat up everyone in the bar.
As someone who lurks, you are a bunch of mouth breathing massholes. Let’s hate pageviews because his marketing team came up with an another great t shirt. Yeah, it’s a spontaneous design but that’s WHAT YOU FUCKS LIVE FOR. Your the kind of people that mumble shit under there breath but act like a best friend when confronted about it. I’d beat the shit out of 90% of you based on these retarted
The comment section is filled with such huge fucking pussies lately. Don’t like them? Don’t buy them. I don’t understand the need to attack Pres for making money on the website he created. If they were truly awful shirts, nobody would buy them. If it was funny, that would be one thing. But it’s just boring repetitive insults. Too bad barstool got so popular, because now the whole comment section is loser high schoolers who can’t get laid.
In New England Blount Smokes You. Anything else is just throwing money away.
@elpresidentes shut the fuck up
This isn’t hypocritical or ironic because this is one of the first times I’ve commented, but as a devoted reader and huge fan of barstool, I’m sick and tired of the negative comments on EVERY story.. It’s like people post just to see who can be the biggest douche.. This isn’t a fraternity people, figure it out
Dave, these shirts cost you exactly $4.75 to have made (I know, I’ve had similar made). How about selling them at a reasonable price, say $12.. and maybe… just maybe, your target audience (college kids) will buy them. You’ll quadruple your profits. Fuck, I thought Jews were good business men. Wake up!
Blount Force Trauma. I could listen to Zo scream that all game again
I wouldn’t wash windows with one of these shirts, but #3 is the best design.
wanna sell shirts? smoke blounts. done and done.
did prez post the same blog twice or did prez post the same blog twice?
this tree ornament has no future in the league you do realize that right
I actually really want to own some LeGarrette Blount merchandise, but these three shirts blow
18-1 is a solid bet
Name another Jew blogger who sells shitty overpriced t shirts, you can’t
Lone survivor is fuckin dope sauce guys.
If I was to buy one it would be none of the above. Think of something original u old fart
Blount force trauma all the way
Blount force trauma I would buy that shirt and I would’ve bought it yesterday
At first I legit thought you were trying to put that gif on a shirt
Blount Don’t Lie!
First one by far
The 3rd one
“Blount to the face”
Blount force trauma
I just had the most satisfying dump session.Thanks to zollo’s latest music selection. that kids taste in music always loosens my bowels
number 1 and number 2 that would be mint.
Blount #2. Want to buy one, but by the time it arrives Denver will have won already.
let me think…. how about none of them.
Or a puff, puff, pass shirt
I love it but the first two suck and the third is like 7 at best
Why does everybody hate on pres? i think hes an above averagely funny guy
Number 1 and number 2 would be fuckin mint
Can’t hit this Blount
#1 #2 would be mint please
Giving the Stoolies a version for the whites and the “others.” You’re welcome…
#1 #2 would be mint
I want Blount force trama.
I’ll wear that shirt when I go to Vegas for spring break and lure in mad pootang with that shirt
The first one is fire fucking killer man
Good evening David,
Making Napoli and Red Lightning shirts is one thing, but a shirt involving a young, 27 year old fellow with a troubled upbringing is just plain silly (and dangerous).
Making Napoli and Red Lightning shirts is one thing, but a shirt involving a young, 27 year old Negro with a troubled upbringing is just plain silly (and dangerous).
Are you a pothead Portnoy?
Ball Don’t Lie with Blount instead of Sheed
#2 is fire
These might pay for one night at the stratosphere.
Keep the Blount rollin
How about a t shirt of him punching you in the face?
@ttjdtw, um what?
Die u filthy Jew Freitelberg u fake Jew kill the real Jew it is ur destiny
Pass the Blount*
Do Jews smoke weed or just drink the blood of Christian babies
I get it a negro named Blount smokes blunts hahahahaha filthy Jew
#2 minus the trauma
Die u fucking bottom feeding blood sucking jew
You’re such a jew
Bromantula. No bite Jew
@throw the Jew down the well, how much did that toilet run you?
T-shirt #4- Don’t wanna hit that Blount!
Die Jew die
all 4 are actually fire fire flames. and that’s comin from a giants fan.
Step your game up with the smokes Those were terrible I’ve done better than that
2 sucks the least of those options
You want Vegas money. Make Vegas shirts. These are Twin River.
You Don’t Want To Take a Hit from This Blount
@elpresidente make a shirt that says this Blount will smoke you (picture of him chugging along) bam now hire me at the Stool
don’t listen to these Jews. #4 is the best one by far if u don’t pick that one u won’t sell as much as u should
#1 all they way. #2 is a complete mail job
My dad says ur a heeb
@portnosejr I fucking hate that town
Make a puff the magic dragon shirt
lol c’mon Pres…….they all look like they belong on a surplus rack at Building 19 1/2
1, but it will be worthless by Sunday evening.
I could shit a better shirt.
@mrbigwig Love the Wareham shout out
Just commit suicide while in vegas
Imagine how big barstool can be w u being in charge
Pres is the type of guy that would split tens.
1 if I had to pick.
You thought you could write yourself off from jew jokes by downplaying yourself upfront? If that gamble foreshadows your luck in Vegas then yer fucked!
It should be “nobody wanna hit that Blount” Deion sanders has been saying it all year long on year long on nfl network and just got in trouble for saying it
Why don’t you make a t shirt for the entire offensive line? Only reason why the mongaloid Is scoring TD’s. He can take that 3 year deal he wants and insert it into his penis hole. Having said that, I hope he beast modes the Broncos faces on Sunday.
How do you have a fucking train and not a Winnebago… Too busy watching awards shows with the rest of the gheys
they all aren’t very good. I don’t think I could do better, but the first is the best. I like weed
Only know one other person who refers to himself as daddy, and he is a complete psychopath. Come on Davey
#2 first… If not then #1. If you sell #3 then I stop reading
1 all day
I’d buy the third one…..if it was 7 bucks
The Rock says, This is goodness gracious great balls of fire flames hot.
#2 .. but im not buying any of them
Keep away from open flames
Misterpink- I once hit on 18 and won like 10 bucks.I eventually lost it. Aw yeah
@evil-one because Blount would have to rhyme with count for that to work you fucking retard
i would fuck this http://i.imgur.com/jR4IBgd.jpg before touching the Iowa smokeshow of the day…come on trent
Blount is fucking god awful. Congrats he had a good game against a shitty colts D
In all seriousness, #1
Pres u smoke pole not blunts come on now
Didn’t you just come back from a vacation? Way to hold down the fort.
misterpink is a hardo gambler. take it somewhere else tool bag
#3…wont buy anyway
Why not wait till after the Denver game a do a “Down for the Blount”
Then you head over to something completely idiotic like Three Card Poker, where you always pay the extra dollar chip into the slot to win $25 even though it is really 100-1 odds it will ever hit. Then you start bitching to everyone around you about what bad cards your getting….not realizing that the odds are stacked against you badly from the outset.
#3 is a Hunger Games: Catching Fire flames shirt
To put it blountly, you suck at life.
I don’t blame you for making these shirts, I really don’t. I blame the obviously retarded massholes ages 18-25 who actually think that wearing this shirt is in any way a good idea.
I can only imagine how badly you get fucked in Vegas with your shitty gambling skills. Probably start off at blackjack, but you don’t know basic strategy – so you do stupid shit because you “have a hunch” (get it?) like doubling down on 6s and 7s and shit just because the dealer has a shit upcard. Then you miss easy shit like soft double opportunities and doubling down on split hands and generally play like such a douche, that the guy at the table next to you who is gambling REAL money tells you to get the fuck off the table.
I would watch a show about the adventures of Talib and Blount….on BET of course
#3, but no thanks
Tell me which one of these shirts you’d wear… You can’t!
You make me sick
Vegas doesn’t host peasants like you. Head to Reno
3rd shirt is sick, with that being said there is a zero percent chance I would be it from you
Why are blacks so quick to call themselves superman yet when a kid is in their lives they turn into the invisible man?
Worst shirts ever and I own a few barstool shirts and this is coming from the biggest patriots fan this side of the Mississippi
THE FUCKING WINNEBAGO
I can honestly say none of them Because they really are hideous, not just cause you’re a schemy jew
#2. I like 1 but it doesn’t make all that much sense.
Has to be the best set of smokeshows ever tonight… Good god
Stick that Blount up your ass.
@Dylan – There has been a female ref in the NBA for about 10 years
I’d sooner set $24 on fire then give it to you so you can not give it to Smitty.
Are renee and sales guy going with you?
Not that I’d give you my money but do the first one
Please try again
til I saw the paycheck which was of $9976, I didnt believe that my best friend was trully making money part time on their apple labtop.. there uncle started doing this for only about 12 months and just repayed the mortgage on there apartment and bought a brand new Lancia Straton. try this site http://goo.gl/ObvVMU
Dont like the material and I really dont like you
You guys seriously have the worst t shirt designs.
You should make 10,000 of each one.
Train one is solid… You dirty Jew bag
name one thing the commenters hate more than el pres selling them tshirts…you cant!
you are such a douchebag and no one wants your shirts. nuff said.
There are female refs in the NBA now.
if you buy any of these shirts you are literally a psycho rapist ax-murdering maniac
They all actually suck dick equally.
They all suck…you’re a dirty jew
That shirt is straight goodness gracious great balls of fire flames
I hope you lose all of your internet dollars in vegas
It really doesn’t matter what shirt you make. People are going to eat it up regardless.
Yo Pres where can I get tickets for the next foam party?
#3, still never going to buy one
Trolling at it’s finest. Not playing your game Pres. Not tonight.
Blount is a smelly ass black. Get this shit out of my face faggot
Your a huge piece of shit and I respect the hell out of it. I guess #2 you horsefucking son of a bitch.
the first one, but seriously I wouldn’t buy a t-shirt for a CCG if you gave it to me
none of them, they all suck
whats the difference between a pile of dog shit and a black person? the pile of shit eventually turns white and stops smelling
Legarette, big time power move not having any eyes.
Blount Force Trauma? Never heard that one before…
It’s literally times like this, where I sort of wish Jay-Z does sue you and wins.
None of the above
Dude tell Iowa to clean it up that smoke looks like something I see on the side of the road in downtown Wareham on a casual Monday night.
Keep the Blount in rotation
I’d say the current nonexistent shirt would be best.
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