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Wendy’s Drive-Thru Server Gets Busted For Selling Child Porn On The Job

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — A drive-thru restaurant worker in South Texas has been sentenced to nearly 22 years in prison for selling child porn to patrons. A federal judge in San Antonio on Wednesday sentenced 36-year-old Juan Antonio Rosa. Rosa in March pleaded guilty to distributing child pornography. He allegedly met the porn customers online. Prosecutors say buyers used the code word “Scooby Doo” to get the memory cards along with food at a Wendy’s Co. restaurant in San Antonio. Officials say the restaurant operators were not aware of the illegal deals

Scooby Doo was this guy’s code word. What a terrible code word if you’re working a drive thru. Really I’d love to hear how this guy got caught. Some soccer mom rolls up with a couple kids in the backseat discussing their Saturday morning cartoons. They’re just chilling talking about how Daphne is so hot and Velma is such a cunt. Well ol’ Juan Antonio Rosa hears that and plops his child porn memory card in along with their happy meal. Next thing you know the kids are plugging it into their Leap Frog and watching Suzy blow Jimmy under that big rainbow sheet that everyone used to hold all gym class. Ruh-Roh, Shaggy. Only way this story could get better is if they rip Juan Antonio’s face off and it’s Sandusky under there manning the fry-o-lator.

By feitelberg posted July 13th, 2012 at 10:05 AM

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by wilburham on July 13, 2012 at 10:12 am
How do you right a blog and involve scooby and the gang, child porn, sandusky. and not include the mystery machine????? F-
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by darklighter on July 13, 2012 at 10:17 am
Probably woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling FBI agents...
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by above_the_clouds on July 13, 2012 at 10:31 am
Pretty funny from Ruh-roh on.
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by Sir-Smoke-Alot on July 13, 2012 at 10:42 am
You cant put a memory card with movies into a leap frog dumbass. Come up with a more realistic scenerio next time. Jeez.
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by brilliantarrogance on July 13, 2012 at 10:46 am
bored @ work??? SFW>>> http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/
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by pedrofartinez on July 13, 2012 at 10:47 am
fuck you are so so so unfunny, a terrible fucking writer, and just uninteresting. you are so fucking horrible
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by sizzlindeals on July 13, 2012 at 11:04 am
darklighter-that was easily the funniest comment Ive read all week! solid stuff man hahaha just couldn't let that go unrecognized
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by cantgetthestinkout on July 13, 2012 at 11:07 am
by pedrofartinez on July 13, 2012 at 10:47 amfuck you are so so so unfunny, a terrible fucking writer, and just uninteresting. you are so fucking horrible Coming from the same guy who claims that KFC isn't funny. PS- Darklighter with the walk off.
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by Matchbox20_4L on July 13, 2012 at 11:08 am
Dude it's 2012 nobody talks about Scooby Doo. Worst blog ever. Go swimming off Nantucket covered in Worcestershire sauce you twink.
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by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on July 13, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Large Sandusky with extra mayo
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by acid trip on July 13, 2012 at 2:17 pm
If scooby = child porn then shaggy = weed?
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by koberapes on July 13, 2012 at 3:33 pm
I thought it was great. The blog and Darlighter's comment had me rolling.
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by bagsodirt on July 13, 2012 at 4:01 pm
Pedro is a fag but this blog did suck before the ruh-oh....jew
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by notharrypotter on July 14, 2012 at 5:57 pm
when you retards see that feitelberg wrote the blog, rather than read the whole thing and say how unfunny it is, you should skip the comment and just continue living your pathetic life.
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