So Ryan Lochte was featured in People Magazines Sexiest Man Alive Issue that was just released. I have no idea who picked this clown to be in it. After all it’s already been established that I’m better looking than this dude. And more importantly how about this photo? Way to have no dick bro. Like your legs are spread open in a speedo and you literally don’t even have the tiniest bulge. Have some self respect. At least put a sock in there or something. Because I’ll tell you this much. Stupid and dickless is no way to go through life. Jeah!