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   by funnyguy on February 12, 2013 at 9:06 am

   Kate Upton, soon to be the hottest plus size model for dress barn.

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   by successful_troll on February 12, 2013 at 9:07 am

   ^ fag ^

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   by Philly Stoolie on February 12, 2013 at 9:07 am

   Anna Nicole is looking good for a dead chick

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   by animalman on February 12, 2013 at 9:08 am

   Whoever doesn't get a boner from those Kate Upton photos is a complete gayball.

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   by valbroski on February 12, 2013 at 9:08 am

   Chrissy teigen is so over rated its not even funny.

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   by flappitymeatlips on February 12, 2013 at 9:10 am

   Finally, some sweet nips and ass. Enough of that grammy bs and nasty dog ankle tattoo crap.

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   by scurvy on February 12, 2013 at 9:11 am

   Jessica Gomes?..

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   by EZBreezey2222 on February 12, 2013 at 9:11 am

   where is the job application form to paint the crotches and assholes of naked SI Swimsuit models? cant find anything on Monster

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   by Sir-Smoke-Alot on February 12, 2013 at 9:14 am

   How come none of these broads have a bush?

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    by above_the_clouds on February 12, 2013 at 9:17 am

    Nice to see Sports Illustrated now allows women of all shapes and sizes into their magazines. It was discrimination when they used to only have hot skinny girls, now they are an EOE.

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    by donkeyboy on February 12, 2013 at 9:17 am

    Outside of Upton where are all the titties???

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    by dabing on February 12, 2013 at 9:18 am

    Greatest job ever "What do you do for work?" "Me? I paint the inner crack of super models"

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    by natireds on February 12, 2013 at 9:18 am

    Chick in the 6th pic is an alien. Where's the lips? Upton's tits look better than I thought they would but she is still a few years away from fatsville if she doesn't chill on the burgers.

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    by barstoolbayarea on February 12, 2013 at 9:24 am

    Welp, I just became a painter.

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    by Brick Tamland on February 12, 2013 at 9:31 am

    I just painted my monitor with my egg whites.

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    by Harry Johnson on February 12, 2013 at 9:33 am

    @valbroski: The only problem with Chrissy Teigen is that she's not sitting on my face right now. That and she's a moonbat. Straight fire though.

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    by corylidleflymehome on February 12, 2013 at 10:16 am

    I would volunteer to wash the paint off with my tongue after the photo shoot

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    by valbroski on February 12, 2013 at 10:18 am

    @harry her twitter account is on verge of destroying social media

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    by tonymacaroni on February 12, 2013 at 10:28 am

    FIX YOUR FUCKING SITE!!! Least optimized high traffic site I've ever seen. Drives me nuts.

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    by Harry Johnson on February 12, 2013 at 10:50 am

    @valbroski: Yeah I've checked out her twitter and her pseudo-intellectual liberal (I know, that's redundant) tweets are fucking annoying. But she is very aesthetically pleasing.

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    by thekman on February 12, 2013 at 11:17 am

    I'd pay big bux to paint inside the ass crack. Probably be a lot of "whoops, made a mistake. Got to start all over again".

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    by southernyank on February 12, 2013 at 11:19 am

    I'll start paying attention to the SI Swimsuit issue when the chicks who get painted actually go totally nude. It's the same thought process re strip joints: topless is a waste of time when all nude is available.

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    by thunderboltrocketcock on February 12, 2013 at 11:55 am

    id take nina agdal over kate upton every day of the week and twice on sunday. only because i'm an ass man and kate upton does not appear to own one

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    by corsair86 on February 12, 2013 at 2:36 pm

    How come it never rains when you need it to

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    by col.roosterladuke on February 13, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    Kate Upton in a painted on moo-moo in next year's issue. You heard it here first.

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    by BallbagSkillet on February 20, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    Names with the photos would be nice. Great smooth sanded porch on #6. And yes, I have a pulsing boner.

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