PRAGUE, Okla.– There’s a bit of diploma drama going on between a local high school and that school’s valedictorian. Kaitlin Nootbaar graduated from Prague High School in May and was named valedictorian. When tasked with writing the graduation speech, her dad says she got her inspiration from the movie “Eclipse: The Twilight Saga.” Nootbaar says, “Her quote was, when she first started school she wanted to be a nurse, then a veterinarian and now that she was getting closer to graduation people would ask her what do you want to do and she said ‘How the h*** do I know? I’ve changed my mind so many times.” He says in the written script she gave to the school she said “heck,” but in the moment she said h*** instead. Nootbaar says the audience laughed, she finished her speech to warm applause and didn’t know there was a problem. That was until she went to pick up the real certificate this week.“We went to the office and asked for the diploma and the principal said ‘Your diploma is right here but you’re not getting it. Close the door we have a problem,” says Nootbaar.He says the principal told Kaitlin she would have to write an apology letter before he would release the diploma. A move dad believes is illegal. Superintendent Dr. Riick Martin gave us this statement: “This matter is confidential and we can not publicly say anything about it .”
First things first. Is Prague High School even a real High School? That place can’t be accredited right? Looks more like a trailer park home. Probably explains why this Superintendent has such a huge stick up his ass. After all everybody knows school administrators are already the most delusion and insecure people on earth. They always try to flex their power to prove they matter. That just because they have never worked 1 day in the real world they aren’t lesser people. So mix in working at this fake high school and this guys’ Napoleon Complex has to be twice as bad. I mean this obviously has nothing to do with this chick saying the word hell. This is simply because the change wasn’t approved first. School administrators want to micromanage every single aspect of a kid’s life. You can’t sneeze or take a shit without approval first. This girl changed one word in her speech and if they let her get away with it than it will be anarchy. Hitler wouldn’t let her get away with it so neither can this guy.
PS – The move here is clearly to apologize, get the diploma and then pop a squat in the Superintendent’s office and piss on it. Who fucking needs the diploma anyway? She’s Valedictorian. She’s going on a full ride to college. Fuck the piece of paper.
Double PS – Is there a more cliche quote from a school administrator than Dr. Rick Martin’s here? AKA – We can do whatever we want because the laws of society don’t apply to us because we go to conferences and are smarter than you and answer to nobody….