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   by pawts on September 17, 2012 at 10:45 am

   DAT SHIT WAS WICKID RETAHHDID!!!......No YOU AHHHHH!!!!

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   by ficken-die-hocker on September 17, 2012 at 10:49 am

   I feel like if I stepped foot on that campus, I would get Hepatitis.

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   by keystoned on September 17, 2012 at 10:51 am

   Couldn't get into a private Boston school. YOLO.

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   by Murray Chadwick on September 17, 2012 at 10:52 am

   they seem like they're very well prepared to enter the job market.

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   by fupalove on September 17, 2012 at 10:57 am

   People are paying 18k per year for this? Good luck working at Enterprise...

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   by ilovebarstoolsports on September 17, 2012 at 10:57 am

   90% sure this is all happening on my old patio. glad to see Club 44 is still doing it real grande. Even set a bonfire like we did...i think i'm getting a little misty. PS - '05 Lax team...sorry for burning your nice UMass beirut table, but you shouldn't have left that shit outside. you'd think some of the biggest animals at the Zoo would know such things. live and learn.

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   by dixon sider on September 17, 2012 at 10:58 am

   You just know the wiffle-bong chick got pounded like a cheap piece of veal post-game.

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   by @KingBlackDude on September 17, 2012 at 10:58 am

   damn that bro got a hair ass fucking chest or he fucking raped and kill a fucking cat

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   by whorefrost on September 17, 2012 at 11:06 am

   Keystoned if you think paying $40k per year to go to Suffolk is better than going to UMass then I have a car for you to shine.

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    by Innervisions on September 17, 2012 at 11:10 am

    God I miss UMASS.

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    by toolazy on September 17, 2012 at 11:11 am

    Pres you gotta stop with the 'fuck and party' shit being your motto for everything. First of all it's always fucking gay to quote a Na Palm song. Second of all Two Days Straight was released in September 2010. You just sound like an old ass man totally out of touch but trying way too hard to be cool with that shit. Might as well make your slogan Barstool Blackout: We're Fly Like A G6 you fuckin moron.

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    by whorefrost on September 17, 2012 at 11:11 am

    By the way, were those chicks trying to fight or fuck?

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    by Mitch Cumstein on September 17, 2012 at 11:17 am

    This is pretty much reason #1 I won't be paying my kids way to college. 

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on September 17, 2012 at 11:20 am

    you want me to tell it again, doyle? i have time.

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    by natireds on September 17, 2012 at 11:21 am

    Yep, standing around with hundreds of dudes watching two clothed girls wrestle seems like a blast. Or you can watch chunk almost kill herself against the table.

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    by corylidleflymehome on September 17, 2012 at 11:22 am

    by Mitch Cumstein on September 17, 2012 at 11:17 amReason #2 being you're a cheap prick?

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    by Monsterzero on September 17, 2012 at 11:24 am

    a hot minute. fuck off.

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on September 17, 2012 at 11:30 am

    love the crew here that thinks where you went to college and what you do for a job is what really matters. talk about missing the point of life. i could live in a fucking cardboard box now and still wouldn't regret my 8 years at the Zoo. i lived life to the fullest when it was most important to live it. i wouldn't trade that experience for any BMW, any house in a faggoty town like Hingham or Milton, any job at Douchebag, Douchebag, & Assdouche. i dicked down sluts and partied through my prime years, life is complete as far as i'm concerned. i'm just rolling through the end credits now.

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    by stro on September 17, 2012 at 11:31 am

    UMass had its own private fire department dedicated to following Dro Mans path of destruction. The Lax bros should have known better about the flaming tire iron.

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on September 17, 2012 at 11:43 am

    haha, what would we do without you, stro? thumbs up for you, sir.

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    by meowmix on September 17, 2012 at 11:52 am

    8 years at the Zoo? Holy fuck.. I thought 4 and a half was bad

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    by gunner_kiel on September 17, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    hey ilovebarstool, i'll have a number 4 with a large fry and a mountain dew... thanks

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on September 17, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    Gunner, which Ivy League school did you hone your sense of humor at? Takes some real sharp wit to write a kneeslapper like that.

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    by exitwounds on September 17, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    so many cargo shorts.

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    by gunner_kiel on September 17, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    "love the crew here that thinks where you went to college and what you do for a job is what really matters"... oh can i get a McFlurry with that as well??

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    by Martin Blank on September 17, 2012 at 2:46 pm

    As an alumnus, that makes me Proud

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    by DoyleBrunsonsSaggySack on September 17, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    I was about to say " cue fro man's inane ramblings about how bad ass he was at umass." I'm obviously running a little slow this morning.

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    by nahbroyourewrong on September 17, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    As a graduate, I'm proud to be able to say that the base of that fire is none other than my old couch.And for all of you who are trying to shit on UMass academically or in terms of job prospects, a much higher percentage of my friends from school have "real" jobs compared to those from home who went to other, more expensive schools. So unless you'd prefer to not have a "real" job and have five or ten times the debt at the same time, I'm afraid the joke's on you guys.

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    by DSREET DANGLER on September 17, 2012 at 3:34 pm

    All you people ripping on UMass are clowns. Not only do we pay nearly a third of what you all "elitists" pay, we have about three times as much fun as you. I worked in an investment house over the summer with kids from PRIVATE COLLEGES all over the Boston area. Guess what school had a 100% ask back rate for full-time employment? UMASS. It was not you clowns. So before you all say we do not know what the job market is all about, take a long hard look at yourselves first. UMass...an even better job than you at a third of the price. The CEO of Deutsche Bank and GE are UMass Alums...I think they turned out alright.

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    by thank_a_lineman on September 17, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    It was this our watch the football team play Michigan. Wise choice.

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    by concretecyanide on September 17, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    CEO of GE - Jeff Immelt. Undergrad at Dartmouth and MBA at HarvardPlus, the CEO of DB went to Umass for his MBA, which has nothing to do with these mouthbreather undergrads above. Nice try though.

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    by zoomass2012 on September 17, 2012 at 11:43 pm

    good to see townhouses still carrying on what is left of crazy Zoomass parties

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    by Numero Two on September 18, 2012 at 10:12 am

    Long live UMass

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