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21 Responses to Typical Soccer Pussy Fakes A Seizure For Sympathy

1. 
   by ....... on May 18th, 2011 at 3:16 PM

   Flop
2. 
   by mattsh20 on May 18th, 2011 at 3:17 PM

   Yeah right dude! That was a full volley to the button.
3. 
   by bublows on May 18th, 2011 at 3:23 PM

   knocked out, broken nose, broken jaw, and he lost some teeth.  definitely a pussy
4. 
   by BlackDude on May 18th, 2011 at 3:29 PM

   mo blogged this a while ago, keep up dough boy http://intobolivian.com/2011/05/18/facebook-is-a-bigger-hater-than-delores-tucker-rip-she-died-in-2005/
5. 
   by wildmanpete on May 18th, 2011 at 3:31 PM

   Let me beat 120IQ to the punch: Is funny fun making of foreigners and futbolers, huh Pres? In my country we play futbol all day and then sodomize boys at night. You don't have even have half energy do this.
6. 
   by Tha_Dro_Man on May 18th, 2011 at 3:33 PM

   a hockey player would be back the next period.
7. 
   by jackofspades on May 18th, 2011 at 3:40 PM

   hockey players gets kicked he has a skate in the throat and a severed jugular vein
8. 
   by cantgetthestinkout on May 18th, 2011 at 3:44 PM

   9/10 times its a total flop.  Not this time.  My god.
9. 
   by cantgetthestinkout on May 18th, 2011 at 3:46 PM

   Hey Blackdude, less time worrying about duplicate videos on Barstool, and more time figuring out how to be funny. www.timetohangitup.com
10. 
    by chilliam chaykespeare on May 18th, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    wildmanpete, if you are wondering if making fun of foreigners and soccer fags funny, (take notes your english is horrible) then yes, it is funny. soccer players, or "futbolers" suck dick, and sodomizing boys at night is not a good thing champ. go back to mamby pamby land ya faggot.
11. 
    by midnightm on May 18th, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    does blackdude think anyone actually reads that garbage he puts up under his comment?  i'd rather have a conversation with a cat then read one of those "blogs"
12. 
    by redsoxfanatic08 on May 18th, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    pres lets get someone to kick you in the face and see how you react. something tells me you might actually die
13. 
    by Tha_Dro_Man on May 18th, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    @jackofspades, good point...touche
14. 
    by BoStoneman on May 18th, 2011 at 6:13 PM

    Aaaand... the video is gone. Again.
15. 
    by danja on May 18th, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    I see blackdudes mom has taken over his account following his unfortunate demise.
16. 
    by 120IQ on May 18th, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    He would have been fine if he was wearing mouthguard, helmet and shoulder pads, fucking rookie.
17. 
    by 120IQ on May 18th, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    ^^ that's some funny shit hehe, he's persistent though, gotta give him that.
18. 
    by JOGGSFAN on May 18th, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    Chaykespeare u either play a good retard or u missed the joke..
19. 
    by thadoctah on May 18th, 2011 at 9:16 PM

    They weren't calling for the trainers...they were calling for a shovel so they could hurry up and bury that dude right there and continue the game.
20. 
    by 120IQ on May 18th, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    Joggsfan, you're either sucking notsowildpete's cock or you're chugging it.
21. 
    by JOGGSFAN on May 18th, 2011 at 10:25 PM

    Sucking. Can cock be chugged?

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