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   by Will I am Not on August 2, 2012 at 9:35 am

   i want to twitter fuck elpres in the ass @kingblackdude

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   by seth2021 on August 2, 2012 at 9:38 am

   Stick It! Stick It!

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   by mattyg2k on August 2, 2012 at 9:40 am

   I'd let her light my menorah...

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   by Numero Two on August 2, 2012 at 9:48 am

   Do you think Beibs takes down Missy Franklin? I mean, you gotta have Olympic Champion on your sex bucket list right?

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   by marsh-mont on August 2, 2012 at 9:48 am

   Look @you lecturing us about old-n-bald.  Thats like Carl Crawford saying he doesnt like Mondays.  FYI-Im not a cop..

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   by akro on August 2, 2012 at 9:49 am

   Aren't all those chicks like 14?

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   by carlsweetchuck on August 2, 2012 at 9:52 am

   Maroney turns 18 on 12/19/13.  Please calendar.

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   by The Shockmaster on August 2, 2012 at 9:53 am

   McKayla Maroney is gonna a smoke show in about 2-3 years.  Seguin is just using Raisman (who is meh) to get an early in on Maroney.

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   by cantgetthestinkout on August 2, 2012 at 10:04 am

   All I know is that Nastia Liukin has morphed into a full blown smoke.  There are no limits to which position you could pretzel her into.

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    by mcm1 on August 2, 2012 at 10:07 am

    agree with Maroney comments.  Future smoke and GTA.

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    by pedrofartinez on August 2, 2012 at 10:07 am

    that quick welker shot at the end is hilarious

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on August 2, 2012 at 10:15 am

    jesus, is seguin already off ciara price? must be the life right there, using certified dimes and throwing them away like paper towels. although i heard through the rumor mill that she's a psycho-stalker girlfriend...that gets old quick, no matter how hot she is.   on a side note about wes welker, i played hooky from work on tuesday and went to watch the pats training camp. seeing brady throw 50 feet away from you is magical by the way. but anyway, i couldn't get over how small welker is, just in general, not by comparison, although seeing him and edelman standing next to solder was pretty hilarious. but wes is tiny. you know how they tweak your size on the roster? i've got this kid at 5'7, 170 TOPS. i have a newfound respect for that dude, taking an NFL beating and being even smaller than i thought.

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    by pedrofartinez on August 2, 2012 at 10:27 am

    why do you talk about seguin so much.  im pretty sure most sports fans in the city sorta look at him as a little faggot

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    by tr1d3nt on August 2, 2012 at 11:05 am

    Stooping to a new low here, but who cares?  Hot.  End of story.  http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2434893164/image.jpg

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    by BdayUmich on August 2, 2012 at 11:05 am

    Aly is 18, a smoke and a Masshole, seems like he's playing it smart there.

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    by olympicdiversubban on August 2, 2012 at 11:12 am

    all gymnasts are fucked in the head. they spend about 90 hours in a gym a week for god's sake. take how nuts a normal chick is, multiply it by 100, and you have a gymnast. no grip on reality whatsoever

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    by pirate on August 2, 2012 at 11:14 am

    ilovebarstoolsports has a love for petite men

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    by redsoxfan34 on August 2, 2012 at 11:33 am

    Why is nobody talking about Allison Schmitt or Gabby Douglas??  Absolute smokeshows!!

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    by Evil One on August 2, 2012 at 11:48 am

    C;mon Segs, ya, a gold medal is pretty cool,Jenna jamison getting 3 dicks in here ass simultaneously, THAT'S an amazing accomplishment.

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    by natkingcole on August 2, 2012 at 12:15 pm

    McKayla Maroney is the US top prospect in AA ball.  Gonna be a big time player a few years down the road (sexually)

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    by 5MinuteMajor on August 2, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    Aly Raisman, the best jewish gymnist since Bob Cousy

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    by tcond8 on August 2, 2012 at 1:48 pm

    2 years till mckayla is doing playboy.The subway money isn't endless.

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    by jackofspades on August 2, 2012 at 1:51 pm

    Gabby Douglas is kinda cute...but it also looks like she has balls

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    by corylidleflymehome on August 2, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Kayla Ross just has those ears  that are perfect for keeping her head positioned where you want it to be

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    by rexisfat on August 2, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Aly Raisman hasn't dabbled in ass-play yet, but Mrs. Raisman on the other hand.... Greek Queen! Fact.

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    by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on August 2, 2012 at 1:59 pm

    El Jew is a twitter/blogging HARDOOOO

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    by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on August 2, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    ^ Cool Story Dro, Wes still should have caught that ball in the Super Bowl

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    by goddy77 on August 2, 2012 at 2:25 pm

    Wut up Dro Man

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    by rexisfat on August 2, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    ilovebarstoolsports, is Welker small?

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    by Harry Johnson on August 2, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    @cantgetthestinkout: Fucking truth right there. Never thought she was that great during the '08 games, but holy shit, she's fucking gorgeous now.

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    by larrytheleader on August 2, 2012 at 6:10 pm

    Fuckin Seguin!!! Kids unreal just got Aly dripping over there. You know that little kid the news keeps showing as her "prom date" is prob on the tobin about to jump......game over lil man!!!! poor dude thought the prom thing in christmas lights was gonna work, no shot bro!!!!

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    by vivalastool3 on August 2, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    Seguin already landed in London

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    by dydjsix on August 2, 2012 at 11:21 pm

    maroney is nice and all but your kidding if the top spot doesnt go to that russian bitch. the one who knows shes better than everyone else and just carries herself like she knows it. has that "ill let you fuck me aggresively and then tell you that you aren't worth my time afterwards but then call you the next day for some more angry sex" look every time she gets on the floor. but still no one can beat last olympic's team usa 1-2 punch. nastia liukin and shawn johnson. hot damn.

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    by Tyler Seguin Aly Raisman Twitter | Unathletic on August 3, 2012 at 12:00 pm

    [...] else but Barstool would be right on top of this budding Massachusetts love affair. Raisman a native Masshole, is a [...]

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