When I first decided to blog the newbie I thought I was just humoring him. How could he possibly compete with the leg kick/ass slap combo? But the second time I watched it, I fell in love with the running start. No one else in that place was bringing any energy and he looked deep down and found it. There’s something to be said for that all guts mentality. I’m still giving the nod to the champion ass slapper, but it’s closer than I originally thought.
PS – from now on, this is the power move that all power moves are judged by.
Bro you should have seen the power move this kid pulled last night
Did he fuck a girl right off the stage?
Nope, not a power move then.
Vote 1 for the challenger, 10 for the incumbent