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This Video Of Miss Teen Delaware Reading Her Porn Consent Form Turns Me On More Than The Actual Porn

Well it’s gonna be pretty difficult for Melissa King to keep telling people it’s not her in the porn now that we have a video of her reading a consent form to be in the porn. Evidence doesn’t get much more solid than that. And if I’m being honest, this video is more arousing than the actual sex video. That shit was nothing but blowjobs and awful camera angles featuring too much male asshole. But with this video right here, you can watch her literally give consent to have her life ruined. She’s essentially narrating her own demise. Giving up all ownership of her public image. Something about the sadness of this 30 second clip really does it for me.

That’s basically what I need in porn these days. I’m not into the high production value stuff with the big name stars. Nah, I like my porn to look like it was filmed at gunpoint. Gotta see that glimmer of regret in their eyes. That “all is lost” moment when you can pinpoint the second their soul has been crushed. I mean obviously I’m totally kidding about that but not really.

By JMac posted March 4th, 2013 at 1:35 PM

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by herbie versmells on March 4, 2013 at 1:37 pm
you get turned on by girls? bullshit
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by glenner on March 4, 2013 at 1:39 pm
May 19th is my birthday. Thanks for the bday present Miss Teen Delaware!
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by jaymariotti on March 4, 2013 at 1:42 pm
I think this video might be more damning to a father than the actual porn. Wow.
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by saskstoolie on March 4, 2013 at 1:42 pm
Why the fuck did you bring up your birthday Glenner that is TWO WEEKS away.. That is such a chick thing to do ..
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by DooBAH on March 4, 2013 at 1:42 pm
So, what is YOUR “all is lost” moment, GayMac? I mean, aside from each and every blog you write.
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by thebosss9 on March 4, 2013 at 1:44 pm
Dime piece.
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by disgruntledvet on March 4, 2013 at 1:47 pm
Yeahh this girl's life is ruined, gonna have to settle for having sex with dudes who know what they're doing instead of the Stoolie comment section.
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by SoftAsSatinDavidPatten on March 4, 2013 at 1:50 pm
JMac <3's male asshole
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by browningman on March 4, 2013 at 1:51 pm
Glad I didn't have a daughter
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by valbroski on March 4, 2013 at 1:51 pm
I have a feeling we know what her next job interview is gonna look like... casting couch, right?
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by mississippi on March 4, 2013 at 1:51 pm
Her life is far from ruined. She already got a job offer for $250k / year from youporn. The video was weak though..just not filthy enough.
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by wilburham on March 4, 2013 at 1:52 pm
gaymac may be the least creative insult of all time, what are you in 3rd grade
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by im that cracker ahhhh on March 4, 2013 at 1:52 pm
youre sick chubbs
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by holdddmyydickk on March 4, 2013 at 1:54 pm
His birthday is actually over 2 months away...so yes you're right he is in fact a douchebag.
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by jbieber on March 4, 2013 at 1:55 pm
ive already jerked it to her tape at least 10 times already
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by wilburham on March 4, 2013 at 1:57 pm
ya biebs, im getting into triple digits as well, stoolies were calling her a dead fish,
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by saskstoolie on March 4, 2013 at 2:00 pm
Holy shit, nice catch @Holdmydick.. Now I feel as fucking stupid as the guy who mentions his birthday like some middle school teen..
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by greentea on March 4, 2013 at 2:03 pm
If I haven't already been under watch from my work's IT department, reading a blog titled "This Video of Miss Teen Delaware Reading Her Porn Consent Form Turns Me On More Than The Actual Porn Video" definitely got their attention.
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by Harry Johnson on March 4, 2013 at 2:04 pm
@Mississippi: Sure it's $250K, but she's also getting drilled on camera for the entire world to see, it's already happened once. Her life's ruined, bro. Very few normal dudes want to be married to a porn star and there's gonna be a major stigma on her now.
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by gouldy on March 4, 2013 at 2:08 pm
Regret and depravity
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by stikkydixx on March 4, 2013 at 2:10 pm
250K is going to seem like small potatoes when Ron Jeramy stuffs her ass
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by avalanche1201 on March 4, 2013 at 2:12 pm
pretty sure the offer is to be an ambassador...don't think she has to get slammed out on camera..again...
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by JohnCoffey on March 4, 2013 at 2:23 pm
i think Glenner is referring to the fact that it was filmed on May 19th
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by 781kid on March 4, 2013 at 2:30 pm
If I have a daughter Ill be kind and let her choose which cliff I toss her off
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by koberapes on March 4, 2013 at 2:35 pm
"I like my porn to look like it was filmed at gunpoint". Fucking classic.
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by ctmike on March 4, 2013 at 2:38 pm
1) of course the video sucked- you suck at everything in high school, especially sex. 2) look at it this way: she's got a free ride 250k to attend Porn U. for the next year. She'll learn from some of the masters if she accepts. Guarantee she has potential for Most Improved after a year of hanging w the pros.
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by asshole617 on March 4, 2013 at 2:56 pm
shes got huge feet
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by Ray Finkle on March 4, 2013 at 3:00 pm
jesus christ that mid-atlantic accent is just awful. so bad it rivals the long island j.a.p. accent.
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by topherwolf on March 4, 2013 at 3:09 pm
That wasn't a bad blog.
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by romramone on March 4, 2013 at 3:10 pm
Dad killed himself at about the 1.5 second part
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by redsoxfan34 on March 4, 2013 at 3:44 pm
@mississippi wait she got a job offer from YouPorn for 250K?? Wow I had no idea about that. Can you tell us if there is a string of viral videos out involving dancing too?
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by revnathanhortonheat on March 4, 2013 at 3:47 pm
I enjoyed her video, but Jesus, there wasn't too many shots of her snatch, which should be tight as a drum.I would slit my wrists if this were my daughter.
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by overdone on March 4, 2013 at 4:32 pm
First time vids are great....the pros aren't as intersting
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by darthquider on March 4, 2013 at 7:57 pm
Crazy world we live in when a chick that is considered the most beautiful, and talented women in Deleware is not even the best looking porn star on todays posted clips on Youjizz.
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by weenman on March 5, 2013 at 2:04 pm
" That “all is lost” moment when you can pinpoint the second their soul has been crushed. " Great line if you didn't backtrack right after to cover your ass. No guts.
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