(I want to stuff this chick pretty bad)
So it’s this easy to fuck chicks huh? Apparently I’ve doing it wrong for pretty much forever. I mean for all those years when I couldn’t get laid this is all I had to do. Just stick my phone in a girls face and demand that she put her cell phone number in it. At first I figured he’d only ask gross chicks because they’ll basically let themselves get assaulted to get dick, but these chicks were decent looking. Wild. I do have an ugly friend though who is curious whether this works for dudes with big noses and shit too? I mean that guy was a decent looking dude right? Those guys can get away with murder. It’s like the old Tom Brady SNL skit all over again.