So I was making my daily rounds on the Internet looking for shit to blog about and stumbled across this picture entitled “Farrah Abraham and “Mystery Man”. Even though I have no interest in Farrah Abraham and only beat off to her porno once I still wanted to see who the guy was for some weird reason. Well I’m glad I did because this dude is AWESOME. Like I spit out my coffee and I wasn’t even drinking any when I saw this cat. You can’t have a better scumbag look than this dude. Just murdering it. I mena that chest hair sweater look is simply breathtaking. It really is. If this guy doesn’t throw the best porn parties in Vegas I don’t even want to live.