USAToday- The Sapphire strip club, which bills itself as the largest in the world, has just announced plans for an adults-only pool, built next to the club on Industrial Road. It’ll be a pool complex with cabanas and DJ, due to open this spring at an as yet-undisclosed date, according to a press release. Expect club dancers to enhance the appeal of the $8 million Sapphire Pool & Day Club; however, the Las Vegas Advisor says that women who doff their bikini tops must wear pasties. This is not the first time Sapphire has dipped its toe into Vegas’ bubbly party-pool scene. The Sapphire Pool at the Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino drew dancers, and was a talked-about scene until it voluntarily closed in July 2009 after failing what was called a Las Vegas police “integrity check.” The Las Vegas Sun reported that nearly a dozen people were arrested in a drug and “prostitution-related” bust and published a photo gallery of some of the people arrested. In its press release, Sapphire says the day club will be “a multilevel, state-of-the-art, three-tier pool utopia that can comfortably accommodate over 700 sun-worshiping party goers. Some of the features and amenities include men’s and women’s locker rooms with rich, natural woods, Italian tiles, plush fabrics and quality finishes that will pamper each guest with privileged comfort; two hot tubs, VIP cabanas, day beds, lounge chairs, DJ booth, entertainment platform, pool concierge and a retail area displaying a full line of clothing.”
This is all fine and dandy, but what’s the difference between this and the Hard Rock pool besides nothing? And what’s up with why this pool was shut down the first time? It failed an integrity check? What the fuck is that? This is a Vegas Strip Club pool we’re talking about. No shit it failed the ingrity check. But really that’s not the point of this blog.
Instead after reading this story I asked Feitleberg if he’d ever been to the Hard Rock pool? The kid said he’s never been to Vegas. WHAT! How is that possible? How can a 24 year old man never have been to Vegas? That’s fucking insanity right? Hey guess what Feitleberg? You’re a squid bro. Because if you’re 24 and never been to Vegas you’re a squid period. I lost so much respect for him I can’t even deal with it. It’s borderline a fireable offense in my mind. Go to Vegas you squid. And if any of my other employees have never been to Vegas I don’t even want to know about it.