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The Penske Brothers Doing It Huge In Nantucket…And By Huge I Mean Pissing On Chicks And Spending the Night In Jail for Breaking and Entering

(Aug. 9, 2012) Two sons of auto racing mogul Roger Penske were arrested early Thursday morning by island police for an alleged break-in at the Nantucket Yacht Club after two women claimed they had been assaulted in the club’s parking lot. Jay Penske, 33, the CEO of the digital media company PMC who owns the IndyCar racing team Dragon Racing and the web site Deadline.com, along with his brother Mark Penske, 35, were arrested just before 2 a.m. Thursday on South Beach Street. One of the women claimed the Penske brothers were urinating in the parking lot, and that when she confronted Jay Penske, he “turned and continued to urinate on her boots. He then proceeded to grab her arm and push her. (The woman) also states that Mark before he ran away pushed her and they both then ran to the house on Yacht Club property.” Police claimed they apprehended Jay Penske attempting to run away from the club, and that they found Mark Penske at the employee apartment after he had fallen down the staircase, suffering several cuts on this right arm. The brothers spent the night in the Nantucket Police Department’s lockup facility, and were arraigned Thursday morning on charges of breaking and entering in the nighttime with intent to commit a misdemeanor.

See this is what happens when you don’t earn your mogulship. Like my daddy didn’t own Barstool Sports and give it to me on a silver platter. I was standing outside South Station handing out newspapers at 5am every fucking day for 3 years. I built the Barstool empire from the ground up. These Penske brothers have had everything handed to them. They’ve never had to work a real day in their lives. And when you grow up as spoiled brats there are certain life lessons you just don’t learn. Like it’s not cool to piss on chicks and shit unless they really really deserve it. Oh well hopefully doing hard time in the Nantucket clink will straighten them out.

By elpresidente posted August 9th, 2012 at 1:18 PM

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by carlsweetchuck on August 9, 2012 at 1:23 pm
Slater gonna slate. Penskes gonna urinate.
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by Will I am Not on August 9, 2012 at 1:24 pm
bro i never SAW you at SS, you had one of those bins that had the barstool news letter on boylston street, i use to take em and give them to my boy to use in his dog cage after i was done looking at pics of models asses I pretty sure someone stole it too, but you did build up this empire, you and all of us commentors davey pageviews
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by briar on August 9, 2012 at 1:26 pm
not cool to piss on chicks? giving a chick the golden shower is probably the coolest thing you can do.
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by One Eyed Bandit on August 9, 2012 at 1:27 pm
rexisfat ftw
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by Will I am Not on August 9, 2012 at 1:32 pm
CANCEL PHILLY SITE you mad bro, always on my fucking nuts dude, how about you just comment on blog instead of chasing me like Saul Goodman looking to sue
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by cravenmorehead on August 9, 2012 at 1:32 pm
The prison food in Nantucket is Dom and and steamed lobster with corn on the cobb.
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by macfunden on August 9, 2012 at 1:36 pm
The real question is why is this ho wearing boots on Nantucket in the summertime? Instead of not minding her business while the man is trying to pee??? Three people should have gotten locked up last night.
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by rp on August 9, 2012 at 1:38 pm
clearly NOT Penske material
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by bojangles on August 9, 2012 at 1:44 pm
is there anyone who thinks they are way cooler/more important than they are, and have a huge ego based on absolutely nothing than Will_I_am_not? He is the John Lackey of the BSS comment section..
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by bojangles on August 9, 2012 at 1:48 pm
here it comes.... " Will_i_Am_Not- bojangles, you mad bro? your always on my nuts, you must think im cool cuz your commenting on my posts" and mine and everyone elses response is- no, we actually think you are a fag, who is not funny in any way, that is why we say it.
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by Will I am Not on August 9, 2012 at 1:49 pm
1 CPS, you love to seriously comment on everything i comment on, do you really want to suck my dick and swallow my nut bro? im being dead serious, ur like a fucking groupie 2. HOLY SHIT RP IS BACK, Top 5 commentor of all time
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by BallbagSkillet on August 9, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Agree with most of what you wrote, but sounds to me like the chick deserved to get pissed on.
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by nawtymassarawty on August 9, 2012 at 1:50 pm
Give me a little pee pee, a little poo poo, I'm gonna piss on you
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by rp on August 9, 2012 at 1:50 pm
yo BD! vaca is over, sucks...how you been?
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by Will I am Not on August 9, 2012 at 1:51 pm
bojangles, thanks for posting that, saved me the trouble you fucking cunt, go back to sleep you ho
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by Will I am Not on August 9, 2012 at 1:52 pm
RP, chilling bro, KFC banned me from new york because Goody77 fucking made fun of his brother on twitter, i was mentioned so he banned me, anyways i dont visit there anymore, just troll on here, philly and chicago, that about it, just being a comment section hero
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by rp on August 9, 2012 at 1:55 pm
made fun of his brother on twitter? hysterical(unless he's handicapped or some shit)
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by the gilz nilz on August 9, 2012 at 1:58 pm
" Like my daddy didn’t own Barstool Sports and give it to me on a silver platter." Which is why you're renting an 800 sf cottage on ACK surfing like a haole and they are owning a $30MM mansion crushing bottles at NYC.
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by whitneyhoustonswimteam on August 9, 2012 at 2:00 pm
Blackdude, stop lying. South station isn't in Dorchester, Roxbury or Mattapan so no chance in hell you were there everyday. Unless theres solid pan handling spots there, in that case nice research.
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by topher_ on August 9, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Will I Am Not your the doucheness of life, a fucking loser. You work a pathetic job and are not funny, jump off a bridge.
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by rp on August 9, 2012 at 2:01 pm
CANCEL PHILLY SITE...you're kind of a huge joke around here, huh? sad pathetic cunt rag
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by Will I am Not on August 9, 2012 at 2:06 pm
Rp yeah it was kind of funny, but then he made some remark about his wife, it wasnt bad, something like, ' hey i cant believe you have a wife you ugly fuck' and ' i want to bang her' , i didn't even reply , you need to join our party on twitter, even numero two is on it, but he doesnt use it much I see King Troll Topher is back at it again, get it a rest bro LOL pathetic cunt rag, def using that one
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by rp on August 9, 2012 at 2:13 pm
what your twitter name
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by Will I am Not on August 9, 2012 at 2:45 pm
@kingblackdude RP
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by rp on August 9, 2012 at 2:46 pm
@Harry Johnson...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Barber_%28Seinfeld%29
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by botoxedballs on August 9, 2012 at 2:50 pm
New York comments are much better without this moon cricket Will chirping and sucking his own dick. I can't wait for a response, women always like to have the last word.
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by Will I am Not on August 9, 2012 at 2:57 pm
botoxedballs, thats awesome bro, im sure their are some great comments on there, glad you decided to come and tell me over here bro, i do like the last word you cunt
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by rexisfat on August 9, 2012 at 5:24 pm
Costanza is still working on their files.
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by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on August 9, 2012 at 5:26 pm
Is there a more least likable commenter than WillIamNot? Aka whitedude
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by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on August 9, 2012 at 5:35 pm
Hahahaha, every time someone shits on you you have the same exact comment back you just chance the names.
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by lvnlavidaloca-nohomo on August 9, 2012 at 5:37 pm
Don't these fools know you gotta be R. Kelly status to piss on bitches and avoid the kink. Amateurs.
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by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on August 9, 2012 at 5:58 pm
^ FAGS
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by greasedupdeafguy on August 9, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Dead wrong on this one pres. Penske bros did what they had to do. Should salute them and direct fury at this bitch rolling up to some shitfaced guy pissing at 2am an "confronting"
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by Harry Johnson on August 9, 2012 at 6:31 pm
@Rexisfat: I love Seinfeld, but what episode is that referencing?
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by kickthepuppy on August 9, 2012 at 6:39 pm
Not cool to piss on chicks unless they deserve it?!?! I challenge you to show me ONE that doesnt deserve it
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by leachbomb on August 9, 2012 at 7:40 pm
Agreed....Nice RP. I'll take any Seinfeld reference any day.
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by Harry Johnson on August 9, 2012 at 9:37 pm
Thanks rp. Pretty much anything Costanza did was gold.
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