Mongabay - A creature discovered by engineers building a dam in the Amazon is a type of caecilian, a limbless amphibian that resembles an earthworm or as some are noting, part of the male anatomy. Little else is known about the species, although it is thought to be aquatic and lacks lungs, breathing through its skin instead.
So this penis snake is all the rage right now. Everybody saying this thing looks like a dick. Listen I’m not going to sit here and say dicks are going looking. They ain’t. I know it. You know it. Everybody knows it. What chicks see in penis’s I’ll never know. I’m just glad I’m not the one who has to suck it, get stuffed by it and look at it’s veins and shit. But having said all that I’m flat insulted by this story. This penis snake is DISGUSTING looking. It can’t hold a candle to a real penis in the looks department. Like if this was a fashion show the Penis snake doesn’t even belong on the same stage as my cock. So I’m just not going to sit back and let my penis get besmirched like this. It’s done too much for me. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Penis Snake, you’re no Jack Kennedy.