Any other person and I have about a million questions about these pics. How did he get tickets? Did he kidnap those kids in the first shot? A wiggery is a thing? Did he fuck my girl? Where did he get those sweet sleeve tattoo sleeves? He must hate Asians, right? But when the person doing it all is the Hoff I just have answers. Got tickets because he’s king of Europe. Did kidnap those twerps and gave them noogies for like an hour. He invented the wiggery. Obviously fucked T.Swift then helped her write a hit song about it. Despises Asians. Just Hasslehoff being a boss like he is.
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