(Time) – In the wake of an alleged bottle-throwing melee at NYC club W.i.P. between Drake and Chris Brown and their entourages on June 14, a celebrity boxing promoter is campaigning for a rematch. Damon Feldman has offered the musicians $1 million each to duke it out in the ring.
In the realm of great things that will never happen, this is up there. But sometimes a failed boxing match is the fault of the promoter. No blood tests to point at and blame. A million dollars each for two of the hottest music acts in the world to fight? Drizzy and Breezy have that money in their wallet. If you want these guys to go 12 you’re gonna have to sweeten the pot. Offering Chris Brown and Drake a million dollars to fight is like me offering Brady 15 bucks to come play catch in the backyard. Look, Damon Feldman, this would be the most watched fight in the history of boxing. It’s got it all. Popular fighters. Good vs. evil. A love triangle. And probably one heck of a soundtrack. You’ll make roughly 100 trillion dollars off it. Everyone from tween girls to grizzly boxing vets would buy it. So why don’t you stop being such a joke and offer some cash that might make this fight happen?