TMZ - The insanely wealthy man who reported $100,000 worth of watches and sunglasses stolen from his house told Lindsay Lohan she’s not a thief, because “What’s mine is yours.” TMZ broke the story … Lindsay is the suspect in the theft. The victim, Sam Magid, tried to recant his story but LAPD detectives say they have independent evidence to corroborate the theft and the investigation is full steam ahead. We’ve learned text messages were sent between Lindsay and Sam over the last few days, and he says “I officially told Detective Rodriguez you can’t take anything from me cause what’s mine is yours.” It’s also apparent Sam is obsessed with Lindsay, telling her he loves her and, “I will fight for you.”
Say whatever you want about Lindsay Lohan but don’t you dare say she doesn’t get it. I mean some dude reports her to the cops for stealing 100K worth of jewelry from him. So what does she do? She just struts that ass right back over to the house and fucks his dick off. That’s how you do it ladies. That’s how you control your man. That’s how you get what you want. Fuck all that KO Barstool shit. This is feminism at it’s finest. This is pussy power. It’s God’s system of checks and balances. He gave us brains, dicks, money and power. He gave you vaginas to neutralize us with. It’s the circle of life. Don’t beg for handouts. You wants something? Go out and fuck for it.
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