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The Biggest Douchebag on the Planet Strikes Again….Ryan “Douchebag” Lochte Trademarks the Word “Jeah”

ESPN – Who knows if anyone would have capitalized on it, but Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte wants to own the catchphrase he created. Lochte trademarked the phrase “Jeah” on Aug. 1, according to a filing with the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office. The filing reveals that Lochte hopes to put the word on everything from goggles to sunglasses to jewelry and beer mugs. The swimmer, who won two golds and two bronze medals in the 2012 Olympic Games, said his term is a modification of “Chea,” a word rapper Young Jeezy frequently uses. “It means, like, almost everything,” Lochte said, in a 2009 video posted on YouTube. “Like happy. Like, if you have a good swim, you say, ‘Jeah!’ “

I know saying you want somebody to die is really strong words, but I honestly think the world would be a better place if Ryan Lochte was dead. Not even joking. I really believe that. He’s just so fucking insufferable. Like the only thing more arrogant than trademarking a word is trademarking a word that nobody even knows exists in the first place. Like I watched all off the Olympics and I never heard Ryan Lochte say Jeah once. Probably because he was too busy getting his dick kicked inside out and getting lapped and shit, but the point remains. Bro you’re not that cool. You suck at swimming. You choke in the big moments and you’re not even good looking. Go crawl back into whatever hole you came out of and get out of my face with this shit. The Olympics are over you sideshow freak.

By elpresidente posted August 18th, 2012 at 11:09 AM

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by Kenny Tyler on August 18, 2012 at 11:22 am

Seriously go fuck yourself portnoy
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by HsO1o16 on August 18, 2012 at 11:24 am

^ haha yea... or beating dead horse terms like "spit out my coffee and wasn't drinking any" or squid... build a better vocab Portnose.. your creativity tank must be on E
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by cawk gawd on August 18, 2012 at 11:30 am

i wish somebody would stuff those grills down his throat
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by kingpin69 on August 18, 2012 at 11:31 am

I did almost like him until this but he's a terd bitch. I guess it's smart. He is too retarted to get a normal job so he needs to reap the benefits moneywise of being a dumbass.
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by donkey show on August 18, 2012 at 11:36 am

"The swimmer, who won two golds and two bronze medals in the 2012 Olympic Games" don't know that he "sucks" at swimming. if this article was about the hook nose, it would read "the blogger, who crushed two jelly doughnuts and 2 iced coffees before morning re-postings"
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by schrute farms on August 18, 2012 at 11:39 am

I hate this pussy more than Neil and Mo combined.
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by christosterone on August 18, 2012 at 11:40 am

Mind bottling
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by elportnose on August 18, 2012 at 11:43 am

What's wrong with my vocab?
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by criminoles on August 18, 2012 at 11:49 am

This kid is the Tim Tebow of the olympics. He's a fucking joke yet the media sucks his dick. Nice grill.
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by ficken-die-hocker on August 18, 2012 at 12:03 pm

Those last couple of lines are easily interchangeable for you Portnose as well. Here I'll give it a go. Probably because he was too busy getting his dick kicked inside out and getting circles run around him by Deadspin. Bro you’re not that cool. You suck at blogging. You choke on Lambert's cock and you’re not even good looking. Go crawl back into whatever hole you came out of and get out of my face with this shit. Just a mock up, but you get the idea.
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by englewood joyride on August 18, 2012 at 12:07 pm

"It means, like, almost everything"?? Goddamn he's fucking stupid and every story regarding this guy is fucking torcher.
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by ilovebarstoolsports on August 18, 2012 at 12:25 pm

uhhhh...you mean the same "jeah" that MC Eiht coined like 20 years ago? like in this song from Menace II Society where he says it like 15 times? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrVCRQd1ugU I've been saying "jeah" since like '93 and it sure as fuck wasn't because of ryan lochte. don't let Compton's Most Wanted find out, ryan....or be on the lookout for a Straight Up Menace, jeeeeah...
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by Peter Doris on August 18, 2012 at 12:26 pm

Almost as douchey as being 40 and hanging out with 18 year olds. And as far being creative c'mon , this is the same site who uses the same headlines for all their articles.....ie: Does this look like the face of...... "Insert stupid headling here" followed up by " wait, what??" The same site who has 3 people posting the same article..... And yes the "spit out coffee and I wasn't even drinking any" was funny the first 200 times. Yet,..... I still find myself on here every couple of months
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by christosterone on August 18, 2012 at 12:27 pm

Ficken: if you hate him so much, dont read his blogs. Go spew your vitriol elsewhere. Nobody care to read your diatribes which are trite to say the least.
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by cawk gawd on August 18, 2012 at 12:34 pm

we hate neil
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by panamared on August 18, 2012 at 12:35 pm

lochte is older than phelps.
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by jackofspades on August 18, 2012 at 12:48 pm

christosterone...first of all that name SUCKS...secondly Pres doesn't need some twink defending him in the comment section
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by F.R.M18 on August 18, 2012 at 12:49 pm

You mad bro??? Jeah you mad!
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by terroristical on August 18, 2012 at 12:57 pm

Anyone who uses "jeah" is either braindead or a virgin. That being said, people would say it back in middle school so I'm pretty sure Lochte didn't coin the term.
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by christosterone on August 18, 2012 at 1:16 pm

@JeahofSpades: I liked the part about the twink.....you really got me...boom....roasted [me]
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by Groove Nation on August 18, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Almost as douchey as trademarking "viva la stool"
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by liguy10 on August 18, 2012 at 3:23 pm

I used to think Gronk was the perfect meathead. I was wrong... so, so wrong
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by derekio on August 18, 2012 at 3:32 pm

what? neil still has a job?
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by killakern31 on August 18, 2012 at 3:52 pm

its so funny reading all you losers hating on this bro for blogging when you would all suck his dick to become a blogger for this website, dont hate on someone for bringing you something you all look at every day. also stop getting your lil mini erections every time you try to make fun of Davey here, he doesnt care if your make fun of him cause it just shows him you read his article you fucking morons
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by tcond8 on August 18, 2012 at 4:02 pm

I've been saying "Jeah" for a coons age
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by goddy77 on August 18, 2012 at 4:02 pm

Jeah
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by pappelsmear on August 18, 2012 at 4:05 pm

This is just as corny as harper TM'ing "Clown question,bo" WTF is you stoopid?? Soon as you declare your trademark that corny ass trend is dead. Your a clown swimmer,bro. Jeaaaah
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by lovethatpageviews on August 18, 2012 at 4:34 pm

Loving the Uncle Oscar hair
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by slutnuts4 on August 18, 2012 at 4:46 pm

wtf is with the girl ufc ad on the mobile site that is constantly in the way and cant be x-ed off the page
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by leachbomb on August 18, 2012 at 5:13 pm

This will make you want him to die a very slow death then, El Pres. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cO4lG6tRAHs
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by yazman on August 18, 2012 at 5:32 pm

All that's left for him is to change his name to Portnoy and start a blog...
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by ficken-die-hocker on August 18, 2012 at 5:36 pm

killakern31, I'd actually prefer not to work for minimum wage. thanks, i will stick to my day job.
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by briar on August 18, 2012 at 5:36 pm

crazytown
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by redredwine99 on August 18, 2012 at 6:52 pm

Neil should of been aborted "Jeahhh!"
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by yazman on August 18, 2012 at 8:40 pm

He's such a douchebag his sweat smells like vinaigrette.
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by summersevedisposable on August 18, 2012 at 10:09 pm

El, Please refrain from associating my last name with this butthole. Sincerely, summersevedisposable
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by pappelsmear on August 19, 2012 at 1:15 am

El prez don't give a fuck what any commentator says. guy cashes his check and jerks off on his wife's tits. Have a day buddy.
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by dibiase on August 19, 2012 at 1:34 am

I was so jeah the other night it was such a jeah time, jeah
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by goddy77 on August 19, 2012 at 4:49 am

Prez, i dont bitch about pop ups and adds n shit. I could care less really, you gotta make ur $ too but dude come on. This is crazy. The add covers up the Cities, Home and the Tips when viewing the shit on an iphone. Its literally impossible to view anything once you have clicked on an article. Fuckin stupid bro. At least put it back on the bottom of the page. Like i said, i could give a shi less about pop ups bein there, can u just make the site useable?
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by goddy77 on August 19, 2012 at 8:02 am

Pappelsmear, it was worth a shot. Especially now that the fight is over. Anyways, Ronda Rousey is hot as fuck.
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by countryboy22 on August 19, 2012 at 9:09 am

haters gonna hate
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by wowza25 on August 19, 2012 at 10:42 am

He reminds me of someone...oh yea. He needs a number 12 Patriots Jersey. Admit it, Tom Brady is a douche bag too. If he didn't play for your team you'd say the same stuff about Brady.
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by bodybymolson on August 19, 2012 at 11:05 am

Papplesmear - what's closer to the truth is that he probably beats it alone in the bathroom to a picture of Mike Posner, then he cries himself to sleep in the spare bedroom.
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by johnnybegood on August 19, 2012 at 11:54 am

Wowza, that is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen in print.
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by presmoobs on August 19, 2012 at 12:12 pm

Ya prez just so you know, fuck you in that mma ad. On a phone it means you can't get to the top banner and get to bsny, bsphil, or Neil's house of penis. You fucked the pooch on that one buddy, jeah
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by Amorphis on August 19, 2012 at 12:49 pm

This is horse poopy!
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by piratesalsa on August 19, 2012 at 2:09 pm

Majority of readers seem to think Neil is a worthless untalented piece of shit, same can easily be said for feetibleburg who is worse than the Chicago writers. Ep get rid of your lap boy I literally skip over all of his posts and can't believe you pay that untalented worthless piece of shit.
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by grand cranston on August 19, 2012 at 3:08 pm

Wowza, that might be the worst comparison I've ever heard.
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by ginskrilla on August 19, 2012 at 4:05 pm

Fagget.from 98-01 in high school me n my friends said that with the J and sure so did tons of people. Niga thinks he is modern day Shakespeare!! He just wants some jeahiiiiiizzzz on his face!
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by rexisfat on August 19, 2012 at 5:39 pm

FIX THESE FUCKING POP UP ADS!!!! Can't even get back to the home button, you fucking Jew fucker!!!
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by rexisfat on August 19, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Portnoy, You are slowly but surely pushing people to THE CHIVE!! Go check out their site and see how it's done, you cheap fuck!
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by dixon sider on August 19, 2012 at 6:28 pm

"Jeah" the next time I'm heard from again will be after a self-inflicted gunshot wound."
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by bodybymolson on August 19, 2012 at 7:56 pm

Really pres - lame pop up ad, that applies to about no one, and is still up a day after the advertised event!!! You suck more than Maurice.
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by BostonFan67 on August 19, 2012 at 8:17 pm

I didn't realize Spicoli was an Olympian
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by mikelowell on August 19, 2012 at 10:48 pm

Pres- I get that you're running a business here and you need advertising to stay afloat- but holy shit cut down on the full page ads. I go on barstool on my phone and literally half the fucking screen is an ad- sometimes it engulfs the whole page. Shits getting ridiculous. I don't give a shit about rousey vs. Kaufman MMA fights. No one does.
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by ilt on August 19, 2012 at 10:48 pm

I hope he got AIDS in the Olympic village. I hope you get it too, hooknose.
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by goddy77 on August 20, 2012 at 3:02 am

This is a god damn nightmare. Hahah. Im literally stuck in the comment section of this fag lochte's blog becuz of that pop up. Hhahaha. This is worse than getting banned.
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by thirteenfromthespleen on August 20, 2012 at 7:56 am

will someone finally just tell this tool that he fucking SWIMS and no one gives a shit about him. I forgot who he was by the end of the closing ceremony.
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