So like a dickhead I watched that moron Henry Rowengartner jump from outer space yesterday. I just had to see what all the hype was about. So I spent 2 hours with a thumb up my ass watching a balloon slowly rise into the sky until this clown jumped. Well I’m not sure what I was expecting but this had to be the biggest farce in the history of civilization. Everybody freaking out because he broke a couple records. Big fucking whoop. I honestly could have done what he did. There was no talent involved whatsoever. The balloon did all the work. All he had to do was fall out of his spaceship. Any idiot could do that. The only variable that he was in his control was of when he pulled the parachute. And guess what? He pussied out like a little a punk ass bitch and pulled that shit 20 seconds before setting the longest freefall record. So why is everybody acting like this jump was a success? I thought this bro was supposed to live to get radical? The one thing he could control he failed at. He got scared and bailed. Total coward. Total failure. Total bum.