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Take Your Time Google…No Rush To Fix Our Website…Seriously Take Your Time

So here is the situation. Apparently once Google thinks they’ve detected malware on your site you basically have to let them know that you think it’s clean and then they will come back and check it again. Right now according to our tech guy and our webhosting company we are 100% clean. Unfortunately there is nobody to call or email at Google. You just send in a request like any asshole with a tumbler account and Google sends an automated response saying it will get back to you in 2 weeks or so. TWO FUCKING WEEKS!!!! Umm no rush google or nothing. You’re only putting me out of business. You’re only holding me hostage at gunpoint with no options. How is this fucking possible? Hey newsflash google this is my fucking life. You can’t just lock my site up and then say you’ll get around to fixing it when you get around to it. Who died and made Google king? I need this shit fixed NOW. Not in 2 weeks. Not when you feel like it. NOW. If I saw Mr. Google walking down the street right now I’d fucking punch him in the nose. This is so Internet Unconstitutional I can’t even stand it. If any Stoolie works at Google and get google off their ass now is the time to win extra Stoolie points.

By elpresidente posted September 19th, 2012 at 1:50 PM

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by apesackstew on September 19, 2012 at 2:01 pm
Google is in cahoots with the feds and they got their evil eyes on your pile of junk Smut empire, and my web history... Ordinarily I would make a joke about blowing up part of DC here, but I'm legit scared... If you never hear from apesack again... go Kevin Costner in Conspiracy theory, because you're next
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by briar on September 19, 2012 at 2:03 pm
google /r/boobies
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by Medways Finest on September 19, 2012 at 2:04 pm
give them free foam tickets.
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by brickkilledaguy on September 19, 2012 at 2:10 pm
i dont understand how Google can prevent me from going directly to your web site even if I don't do a search on Google. WTF - can anyone that works there explain that?
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by wilburham on September 19, 2012 at 2:11 pm
pres I saw you made the forbes list today, number one in the smut blogger pedophile combo list
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by jagrbombs on September 19, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Hate to break it to you, but "several" typically means 4 or more. couple = 2, few = 3, several = 4+
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by dinkyinyourstinky on September 19, 2012 at 2:21 pm
That is really weird. Like its a no brainer you don't build your business around the search engines because shit like this happens all the time... its Goliath s platform ...but this is affecting direct type ins. Hmmm....I guess if I really wanted to know what the fuck was going on here I could Google it. lol
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by double rainbow on September 19, 2012 at 2:25 pm
what's the conversion rate of stoolie points to schrute bucks?
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by Evil One on September 19, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Speaking of Google, has anyone else searched local baptist chuch services and ended up on giant horse cocks . com
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by stro on September 19, 2012 at 2:27 pm
It's simple. Hire Dro Man, he will set a fire under there ass just like he set fires all the time during his 9 year stint at UMASS. I heard he's got a wanted poster in Amherst and it's just a picture of the Death.P.S.9 years for a Demi-God like Dro is like 9 days. Almost kind of like God created the universe as described in Genesis.
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by JW92 on September 19, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Brick, Google operates the largest free DNS servers (they translate the URL you type into an IP address), so they can prevent your request from reaching the intended server if they want to by redirecting it to their error page. Just make sure you aren't using 8.8.8.8 or 8.8.4.4 as your DNS server and you should be good.
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by carlsweetchuck on September 19, 2012 at 2:38 pm
Google is the Dyson Fan of web-hosting companies.
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by piratesalsa on September 19, 2012 at 2:46 pm
Google is scum when it comes to issues like these. My old website had two years of adsense revenue and when I decided to cash it out they suddenly decided the site had violated some random rule in the fine print and as a result I collected none of the money. Couldn't call anyone to find out what rule was violated, and they also took away the ads from the YouTube page and cancelled the ad revenue from that as well, again without any explanation as to why. Fuck corrupt google and their lack of any personal assistance with websites.
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by zpss on September 19, 2012 at 2:50 pm
Fucking Google. I bet those stockholders will barely even make 11% this year. HA! LOSERS!
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by asdfasdf1919 on September 19, 2012 at 3:04 pm
I guess google has more important things than worry about this piece of shit site.
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by @KingBlackDude on September 19, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Elpres, let me see what i can do...>>>> oh well youre fucked bro, i would suggest calling Jenna, she gets half of youtube's traffic so i am sure she has someone's number
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by mattsh20 on September 19, 2012 at 3:58 pm
Ooooh, Stoolie points!! I'll get right on it.
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by bostonsbetter on September 19, 2012 at 4:02 pm
If you don't think for one minute that KO Barstool is behind this, than you are a dumber Jew than I thought. One of the key figures in KO Barstool has a brother that works for Google. Fuck, I thought kikes were supposed to be intelligent
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by 5MinuteMajor on September 19, 2012 at 4:07 pm
"give them free foam tickets." ??? Yeah, like four guys sitting in a 110 degree trailer in India need 'Foam tickets.'
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by J.Ho on September 19, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Are you sure you removed all the malware? Cuz it was certainly there, no hoax! Make sure you update wordpress like 12 times every hour since it's the swiss cheese of CMS
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by pepe_22 on September 19, 2012 at 4:13 pm
Are there any stoolies over at Google? There must be?!
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by yazman on September 19, 2012 at 5:06 pm
I keep getting these warnings about fake heart attacks.
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by Harry Johnson on September 19, 2012 at 5:57 pm
It's still better than "Bing."
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by reneelovesdp on September 19, 2012 at 6:27 pm
Google hates jews. True story. Google : does google hate jews
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by snapbacks and chin straps on September 19, 2012 at 7:20 pm
couple = 2-3 few = 4-5 several = 6
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by bukkakesurprise on September 19, 2012 at 7:25 pm
Google is a robot. You cant threaten a robot. You cant intimidate it. You cant tempt it with college-aged tits and ass. Sorry Charlie.
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by wheresmyballdontlieshirt on September 19, 2012 at 9:01 pm
They must have stumbled onto the Chicago site and caught a glimpse of what Neil what putting up.
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by sportsfan2345 on September 20, 2012 at 2:14 pm
You were definitely sabotaged by the Weird Bird advertising prospect.
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