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Squatter Refusing To Leave This Detroit House Is Just About The Strangest Video I’ve Ever Seen
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Oh boo hoo, boo hoo I have a squatter living in my house. Umm yeah you do. That’s what happens when you buy a house for 23K. It comes with squatters. This would be like going to a flea market and buying a Louis Vuitton bag for 20 bucks and then complaining that it didn’t wear well. You get what you pay for. You buy a huge house for 23K? Automatic squatters. Automatic.
Elaine Blair 2012 – “take whatever the fuck you want party”

PS – I like the part when the reporter said “sometimes Heidi Peterson wakes up and things are in different spots or missing”. Umm yeah. She’s living with a squatter. Did you miss that part of the story?
Double PS – Fucking Detroit.
By elpresidente posted October 11th, 2012 at 9:30 AM
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  by elbaldspot on October 11, 2012 at 9:35 am
  All this walking dead bullshit is fantastic. You jews really know how to earn a nickel.
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  by Kay Jewelers on October 11, 2012 at 9:43 am
  Holy crap - did anyone else notice that Heidi's kid is a different color than her?!?!?!?!
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  by thepostman on October 11, 2012 at 9:44 am
  Video summed up at 3:07: "That's, um, I guess something that happens in Detroit."
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  by keystoned on October 11, 2012 at 9:46 am
  You can't call your bastard child a squatter; that's not PC.
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  by Mike Felger on October 11, 2012 at 9:46 am
  Detroit is complete fake life. Think that I'd rather live in Mogadishu or Kabul. Weather is better. Also, where the fuck was this woman for a year? Can't just come home and think shit is the same as before. Errybody know it be finders keepers in Motown.
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  by runningsq on October 11, 2012 at 9:51 am
  Triple PS: Taryn Asher; Yes please. With a name like that, you know she's dirty. 3/1 odds she has a sex tape on the top shelf of her bedroom closet.
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  by corylidleflymehome on October 11, 2012 at 9:56 am
  I'm going to start calling my father in law a squatter. Guy came to live with us "temporarily" back in January after he had heart surgery. 10 months later still there. Fucking guy deaf as a doorknob blares church on TV every Sunday morning at 5am. First time it happened I thought I had died and was being greeted by the angels in heaven. Nope,just the church choir. Fucking squatter
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  by StanSitwell on October 11, 2012 at 10:02 am
  this is fucking crazy town, we need some follow ups on the crazy president to be.and how is this bitch out of money after buying the house if she left for months? something really strange going on here, live-in pimp maybe?
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  by duxhockey77 on October 11, 2012 at 10:03 am
  how do you not work in an office space/milton refernece in here? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd4fj9Efl4s
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  by to147 on October 11, 2012 at 10:03 am
  Isn't it legal to kill someone who intrudes on your home? A gun is cheaper than a lawyer.Seriously though she should buy a gun and tell the squatter she is going to shoot her because she's invaded her home. If her liens turn out to be legitimate in 6 months then she can move back in... with a limp.
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  by keefer1 on October 11, 2012 at 10:04 am
  apparently the squatter popped that kid out as well.www.masonjarsports.com
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  by leachbomb on October 11, 2012 at 10:11 am
  State senator huh?
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  by kris10 on October 11, 2012 at 10:11 am
  way to reach out to your female stool population with the awesome purse metaphor.
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  by briar on October 11, 2012 at 10:24 am
  Sounds like a great plot to a movie! The homeowner, played by Kate Hudson, returns home with her mulatto son to find that Whoopi Goldberg is living in her house as a squatter/presidential candidate. Hilarity ensues.
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  by Murray Chadwick on October 11, 2012 at 10:26 am
  Fight The Power bitch!!! She's got my vote.
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  by tornopen on October 11, 2012 at 10:37 am
  Here is a simple solution. Next time that piece of shit squatter leaves the home....- Toss everything she owns onto the front lawn - Change the locks - Call the police and let them deal with itShe needs to file a civil action and take legal steps to remove her... what the fuck is she waiting for? That lazy bitch needs to stop sitting around calling the TV News and take her stupid ass to a courthouse. Why wasn't that done on day 1?This homeowner is a fucking idiot.Squatter is a piece of shit human.Where is the baby daddy? Oh nevermind, i got a good look at the kid. yeah, borderline racist.... so what? Fuck you.
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  by tornopen on October 11, 2012 at 10:38 am
  corylidleflymehome -- dude, your lying... that is the main plot line of "King of Queens".
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  by madbull on October 11, 2012 at 10:51 am
  Why can't the owner just go and shoot this lady. That should do the trick.
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  by corylidleflymehome on October 11, 2012 at 10:51 am
  tornopen: never watched king of queens because kevin james is about as funny as AIDS, and frankly I don't give a fuck if you think i'm lying
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  by kingpin on October 11, 2012 at 11:00 am
  All's well on Obama land. "Yes, honey, I do need all those guns".
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  by thatswhyyouremyex on October 11, 2012 at 11:13 am
  Hey keefer1, that's a pretty crappy Barstool rip off site you got there. Basically just posting everything BSS does. Nice
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  by adultick on October 11, 2012 at 11:43 am
  Nice teeth pussy.
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  by tornopen on October 11, 2012 at 12:29 pm
  @corylidleflymehome -- I will give you pass on your dipshit attitude since you have to put up with your father in law mooching off you.
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  by jackofspades on October 11, 2012 at 12:41 pm
  "This would be like going to a flea market and buying a Louis Vuitton bag for 20 bucks and then complaining that it didn’t wear well"what does this sentence even mean?? It's a good thing this looks like Russian to me right?
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  by klusk66 on October 11, 2012 at 1:44 pm
  How do you buy a house, even if it is for $23K, and just NOT live in it for a whole year? Something smells fishy here (pun intended).
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  by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on October 11, 2012 at 2:02 pm
  I'm with the double ps, fuck Detriot
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  by bostonworm on October 11, 2012 at 3:23 pm
  This is a situation easily solved by glock 22, duct tape, and a high pressure hose
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  by corey88 on October 11, 2012 at 3:26 pm
  ya im sitting in Detroit right now work work. Place sucks
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  by shitstain on October 11, 2012 at 3:35 pm
  The mudshark's voice spells it all out. It breeds out a butt nugget, leaves humankind, has no idea what is going on. Looks like the squatter just knows the owner is mentally ill. It's been mentioned already and it's the first thing I thought of. Throw the squatter's shit out, change the locks, and hopefully it breaks in. Then you open fire and ventilate it. Unfortunately, you will get a black jury in Detoilet, so if you are white you are found guilty of murder. That's why you double tap it outside the house and call the police. They will show up in a few days but they don't even investigate murders there.
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  by spicentepadilla on October 11, 2012 at 6:18 pm
  I lost it when she said she ran for state Senate. As corrupt as the government can be at times, thank god it keeps people like this far far away from the state house, and into the dumpster they belong.If you're the home owner here how do you not take care of this situation immediately? Why fuck around and trying to understand why this lady is in your house? Like I'd give it 5 mins tops, then I'd just kill her.
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  by darthquider on October 11, 2012 at 8:36 pm
  Well it's official, I will be squatting in Kate Upton's Apartment by the end of the weekend.
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  by jetssuckcamelshlong on October 12, 2012 at 7:01 pm
  Solution: Call the cops you dumb cunt
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  by himminy on October 14, 2012 at 12:14 am
  straight up, if i was in that situation a squatter would be vacated in 26 seconds flat. na'mean?
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