People might get a little worked up about this because religion, politics, and pornstars are the three things people will go to war for nowadays. Nonetheless, there can only be one right one. Like Christianity when it comes to religion, or apathy when it comes to politics, this list is the right one. It’s like an ultimate party set. It’s got a little bit of everything. New top 40 jams, some foreign shit, the old classics, and good amateur work. Simply put, it’s the only list you need.
1. Tori Black - anyone who disagrees is simply wrong. No other way to say it.
2. Kristina Rose - LA face with an Oakland booty. Can’t knock the hustle.
3. Asa Akira – Sneaky number one over all. When you want to go Oriental second to her is a far cry away.
4. Abella Anderson – no one can wreck a dick like her. She’s like Shakira, hips don’t lie.
5. Haley Wilde – best amateur of all time next to Heather Brooke. She’s a pro now with some dumb Italian name, but Haley Wilde was the truth.
6. Eva Angelina – A veteran to the game. Still the best moaner on the block.
7. Naomi Russell – the lisp is real weird but I’d be willing contract AIDS to fuck this girl’s ass. And it’s a good thing, because I would.
8. Jenna Jameson – the godmother of porn today. everyone likes to kick it old school sometimes.
9. Jenna Haze – wily veteran. Pretty sure she invented the pepper cracker blowjob and for that we all owe her a debt of gratitude.
10. Taylor Rain – the Barry Sanders of pornstars. Retired in her prime. Nice to see someone go out in a blaze of glory rather than fade away.
Honorable mentions go to Shyla Stylez, Heather Brooke, Angelina Valentine, Lela Star and Emmanuelle London.
Now if you’ll excuse me. I have to go hang out in the bathroom for a bit.