I don’t think I’ve ever blogged this before which is hard to believe because all things considered it is probably be my #1 pet peeve in life. What is the deal with restaurants and breakfast places that don’t serve crispy bacon? It’s unconscionable. It’s like spitting right in your patron’s faces. I mean there is nobody on god’s green earth who likes floppy bacon right? I literally can’t eat it if it’s not crispy. This isn’t like a personal preference thing. This is an everybody in the world type thing. Yet time and again I’ll get bacon that isn’t well done. It makes no sense. It’s not like it’s hard to crisp it. Just cook it for 1 minute longer. That’s what makes it so maddening. There is literally no excuse for it except you are trying to be an asshole. I honestly think serving it not crispy should be a criminal offense. That’s how easy it is to do. It’s time to take back the night.