My eyes! My eyes! Not even trying to be a jerk, but how in the fuck can you be this fat and an Olympic Water Polo player? Like I thought Water Polo was supposed to be one of the most grueling sports out there? You’re just swimming around for an hour straight while people try to drown you. I’d be dead in 8 minutes flat. Then you got this manatee coming in hot out of nowhere. Totally killed the buzzkill I had looking at the Men’s team in their American flag speedos. And for the love of god can you put a sarong on when you get out of the pool? Seriously why is it always the hot chicks who cover their ass?
PS – Cue all the people saying I’m so mean, blah, blah, blah. You think this chick doesn’t realize she’s fat? Give me a break.
Double PS – Based on Big Baby’s profile on the Water Polo website there is zero chance this isn’t the same chick who won the gun competition yesterday for the US. Jack of all trades.