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   by Pez51 on July 30, 2012 at 4:02 pm

   Fat Floats

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   by pacostacos on July 30, 2012 at 4:04 pm

   If anything, why with her girth/size, I figured her to be the goalie but. . . . . .she's gotta be more bouyant than the rest if nothing else, doesn't she?

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   by fuckneil on July 30, 2012 at 4:06 pm

   neil's GTA tomorrow

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   by phyllisjean on July 30, 2012 at 4:07 pm

   Melissa Seidemann | Defenderhttp://www.usawaterpolo.org/NationalTeams/PlayerBio.aspx?ID=62  

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   by bdemps15 on July 30, 2012 at 4:08 pm

   Could you at least ask her to tuck her herpes in her suit.  Don't think that's very much to ask. 

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   by BostonFan67 on July 30, 2012 at 4:13 pm

   they must have to drain half the pool before that hippo wades in and makes the water level rise!

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   by presmoobs on July 30, 2012 at 4:13 pm

   Big Baby Davis's Bio at that site is awesome. "Elite Defender with a Stong post game"- I would hope so, she can drown a skinny bitch in no time. "Strong Outside Shot" I bet this humpback can roll some series fat into a throw.

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   by DarkHeart on July 30, 2012 at 4:14 pm

   Claims the magical ability to fly.  Hmmm.

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   by presmoobs on July 30, 2012 at 4:15 pm

   @bdemps jesus, thanks for the nightmare fuel bro, i had skipped right past that. I bet it's not herps though, probley shaving bumps. Im sure when it's not water polo season this bitch has an enchanted forest that spans a vast acreage that suit can't contain.

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    by elpresidente on July 30, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    based on her profile there is no chance this isn't who won the gun competition yesterday  http://www.usawaterpolo.org/NationalTeams/PlayerBio.aspx?ID=62

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    by GabeKaplersNutSac on July 30, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    You realize that this is Mo's GTA tomorrow, right?

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    by Buddy Revel on July 30, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    Damn good blog by Big Cat   http://chicago.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/new-study-says-that-over-a-quarter-of-women-fake-orgasms/    

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    by presmoobs on July 30, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    more gems from her profile "favroite food: frozen yogurt" bullshit you fat hefer. "Best Halloween Costume Beani Baby" at least she didn't go with school girl.

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    by myfutonpullsoutidont on July 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    are those barnacles on this manatee?!?

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    by Buddy Revel on July 30, 2012 at 4:20 pm

    Manatee - if she has never been called that, it's criminal

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    by carlsweetchuck on July 30, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    She's clapping because its lunchtime.

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    by k1dd0 on July 30, 2012 at 4:24 pm

    Wow. Offensive.

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    by beefaroni on July 30, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    This chick would drown you in 5 seconds flat, Portnoy. http://ncaaphotos.photoshelter.com/image/I0000y_Fl2PVIMMc

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    by boon on July 30, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    That's some mean road rash up there

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    by derekio on July 30, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    She's only on the team because Paul Watson put a word in.

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    by angel on July 30, 2012 at 4:29 pm

    She trains at the aquarium.

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    by mattyg2k on July 30, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    She's one of those fat broads that might look good if they lost a few... hundred pounds.

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    by otwisted on July 30, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Her name is Melissa Seidemann? She looks more like a Melissa Entenmann.

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    by One Eyed Bandit on July 30, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    Just had to put in a help ticket with IT bc I puked on my keyboard

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    by presmoobs on July 30, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    from a strategy standpoint though, you gotta respect this move from team USA. "oh you wanna come into my zone? Is it worth me consuming you into my gullet like a whale shark and drowning you afterwards?"

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    by thebiz on July 30, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    Born in Illinois.  Typical midwest corn-fed hotness.  Definitely tomorrow's wake up on Barstool Chicago.

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    by bukkakesurprise on July 30, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    I love it.  Did she need to wear the G-string version of the one piece?  No.  But she's got style.  Fuckin chubby and delicious.

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    by presmoobs on July 30, 2012 at 4:43 pm

    yea, im not sure she mad that choice or her ass crack made it for her by consuming the rest of the suit.

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    by dongzilla on July 30, 2012 at 4:49 pm

    hippo in the water! I repeat, hippo in the water!

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    by fuckswampyankee on July 30, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    Hey prez,   Seriously bro...... They're is like a zero percent chance that you don't use that phrase too much. In fact, you use that phrase 100 percent of the time.

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    by fuckswampyankee on July 30, 2012 at 4:54 pm

    The zero percent and 100 percent obviously. No problem with the serious bro.

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    by devilszympathy on July 30, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    fuck you pres

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    by executeneil on July 30, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    I wonder if Neil or Mo will have her on GTA first.

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    by brodhisattva on July 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm

    Get that hippo some aloe vera. Razor burn for days!

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    by dutchanfernee on July 30, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    I'd hit it .....,with a harpoon.

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    by tbiggums92 on July 30, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    Still would

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    by swoody on July 30, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    Looks like she shaved with a broken beer bottle

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    by rexisfat on July 30, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    I'd fuck that ass all day long. Not kidding.

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    by Longpole the Clown on July 30, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    Who knew Holly Mangold could swim?

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    by surferhair on July 30, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    Wonder how many small Chinese and Japanese Olympians she has bedded against their will in the Olympic village.

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    by heffdizzle on July 31, 2012 at 2:20 am

    I would look better in that suit than that sow, and for the ladies, I'm 6'0" 260. Y'all would love it

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    by kingpin on July 31, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    I think the point has been made… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryIK9TLAoAs&feature=related

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    by thenatural54 on August 6, 2012 at 7:53 am

    So, I looked around your little site here, and I see that most of it has been devoted to the olympic competitors that look like models.  That's cool, so you decided to post a picture of a fat girl that doesn't live up to the girls here you use to rub one out to.I know this is hard for your Boston fans to wrap your minds around, but fat people can be athletic.  Look at your own David Ortiz.  Look at Prince Fielder.  Look at the offensive line on the Patriots.  Oh yeah, that's right.  It's okay for dudes to be fat, right? Shut the fuck up until you earn a fucking medal in the Olympics.  My guess is none of you can, because you would have done it already., in between your beers at the bar.

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