DM – A young woman ripped from the jaws of a deadly crocodile has spoken of her miraculous recovery following the horrific ordeal. Pretty Tara Hawkes was grabbed by the monster croc while paddling with friends in a freshwater pool near Dugong Bay, in the north of Western Australia. I managed to get my head up and scream ‘croc’ and then this giant dragged me under again. He was playing with me like I was a teddy bear. Tara’s friend and colleague, Al Sartori, was watching on from the shore and thought Tara was playing an April Fools prank. However, the 35-year-old, who had checked the 3x5m pool for danger beforehand, soon realised it was no joke when Tara continued to scream and the water filled with blood. ‘I jumped into the water and on to its back and stuck my thumbs into its eyes until I felt it start to slacken off. ‘Tara was bleeding pretty heavily. I picked up the croc and chucked it back into the water and it came back at me. It was pretty heavy. ‘I wouldn’t ever want to do it again. I’m just glad I took the chance to try and save her.’Tara added: ‘It was a massive crocodile and Alan had his fingers in its mouth, trying to open it. ‘I looked at Alan and realised my life was in his hands and there was nothing I could do but stay strong.’ ‘I owe Al my life. I don’t know how to thank him enough.
Listen if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times. If you’re going to risk your life saving another human being from a crocodile attack you better damn well make sure she is a smokeshow. Make sure the risk is worth the reward. This guy did that. Now Big Al has won himself a free lifetime supply of pussy. Like honestly this is the best thing that could ever happen to a guy. Saving a smoke from getting eaten by a croc. You can’t top that. You just can’t. And the best part is not only does he get to use this chick as a sex toy for the rest of hilife, but once the story spreads every chick on the planet is going to come calling. Oh you’re Big Al? You’re the hero who eye gouged that crocodile and saved a girl’s life? Can you please take your dick out? Guy won the fucking lottery.