I don’t understand road rage fights. Hey man I get mad on the road too, I get mad as all hell. Except I do it from the cool, air conditioned comfort of my own car. Maybe I’ll give the finger and yell some nonsense about what I’d do to that guy if he ever pulled over, then throw a right cross at the steering wheel because that shit don’t hit back. But you never, ever get out of the car. Hell don’t even honk the horn. Because you never know when that Schmo-hawk is a Vato Loco ready to punt your head into the median.
PS – Was the guy who got kicked in the head 10 times at the end the one who said “2 on 1″ as he was getting double teamed? I have no idea why but that struck me as funny. Like wait a minute. Nobody told me this was gonna be a 2 on 1. I thought this was a fair road rage fight. I was killing this guy till his buddy jumped into the ring. Now look at me. I’m lying knocked out in the middle of the highway just chilling in the breakdown lane waiting to get run over. Shit ain’t right.
Double PS – Drake singing “my only wish is I die real” right before these guys put their dukes up could not be more perfect.