Know how people say there are all these weird things that are natural aphrodisiacs? Like oysters and chocolate and lavender? Not for me. All I need is a chick eating and/or reporting about hot dogs. Actually I guess it would be a chick and and phallic shaped object. Hot dog, firework popsicle, dildo. Doesn’t really matter. All of them do the trick for me. Yesterday it happened to be hot dogs. My heart was stolen and it was by Renee Herlocker, with the hot dog, in Coney Island.