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My wife took this picture at the dr.’s office. If we assume the woman in front of her is 4’11″ This girl has to be 8ft tall at least, right?

Yup. This bitch is at least 8 feet tall. I’m talking Giant Gonzalez big. I wonder if that’s why she’s at the doctor’s? Trying to stop growing. That’s probably it right? Got to be.
By elpresidente posted October 8th, 2012 at 3:00 PM
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  by stro on October 8, 2012 at 3:07 pm
  Real question is who got her pregnant? Bigfoot?
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  by tonyspankss on October 8, 2012 at 3:09 pm
  thats a HUGE BITCH
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  by tr1d3nt on October 8, 2012 at 3:11 pm
  Would smash. Just to say I banged the world's tallest woman.
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  by whitneyhoustonswimteam on October 8, 2012 at 3:15 pm
  Tiny fucking arms for being 8', looks like a T-Rex.
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  by rubberfister9 on October 8, 2012 at 3:18 pm
  I could tongue her dirt star standing up.
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  by tornopen on October 8, 2012 at 3:19 pm
  trannie?
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  by diggy on October 8, 2012 at 3:24 pm
  @whitney You fucking kidding me? Those things are called sleeves bro. She's 8 feet tall and her fingertips are practically touching her knees, NBA scouts probably drooling over that wingspan.
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  by icculusisdead on October 8, 2012 at 3:27 pm
  @stro, quit playing dude. You know Bill Brasky is the only guy man enough to plant that seed.
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  by BossHogg on October 8, 2012 at 3:27 pm
  Her box must be cavernous
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  by crabjuice23 on October 8, 2012 at 3:31 pm
  If that receptionist is smart she's calling 911
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  by cantgetthestinkout on October 8, 2012 at 3:34 pm
  I hear her clam doubles as a bike rack.
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  by ClaudeJuliensNuts on October 8, 2012 at 3:34 pm
  Behemoth.
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  by blark161 on October 8, 2012 at 3:40 pm
  the awkward moment when the girl in the white turns around and trys not to scream
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  by TonyTwotoes on October 8, 2012 at 3:41 pm
  "Hey, if she's not the best looking broad, she's not the best looking broad, and that's OK, but she's a person." - Eric Winston
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  by xbaysx90 on October 8, 2012 at 3:41 pm
  shes almost the same size as your nose
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  by Evil One on October 8, 2012 at 3:41 pm
  I wonder if that’s why she’s at the doctor’s? Trying to stop growing. That’s probably it right? And that Portnoy is why I come here...........to lurn stuf
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  by YESisfubar on October 8, 2012 at 4:02 pm
  thats my wife
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  by YESisfubar on October 8, 2012 at 4:04 pm
  barbaric
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  by YESisfubar on October 8, 2012 at 4:09 pm
  whats under the hood? an military hangar?
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  by dewittt on October 8, 2012 at 4:19 pm
  pussybooger shut the fuck up. And sweet name, how is freshman year of high school?
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  by johnnybegood on October 8, 2012 at 5:08 pm
  Are we sure this is real?
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  by craptastic on October 8, 2012 at 5:28 pm
  Say what again motherfucker, say what again, I dare you, no I double dare you, say what again...
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  by cokeancola on October 8, 2012 at 6:38 pm
  yea whitney.. her arms dont start by her fuckin waist bro
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  by Harry Johnson on October 8, 2012 at 7:07 pm
  I feel bad for her, I don't think she's had any work since her small role in "Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalo."
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  by andersmb on October 8, 2012 at 7:22 pm
  can you fucking ingrates learn how to post from a phone..shit..you guys are like the assholes who press the print 20 times because it didnt print 2 seconds after you pressed it the first time
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  by meowmix on October 8, 2012 at 7:28 pm
  I wonder how they fit a Boeing 747 in that office. Oh wait, somebody already used that joke? I didn't see it
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  by otwisted on October 8, 2012 at 7:43 pm
  Whatcha gonna do when your pituitary gland runs wild on youuuu?
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  by pussybooger27 on October 8, 2012 at 8:06 pm
  I'd pull out her pick sock, stuff it full of quarters and wallop her in the face
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  by pussybooger27 on October 8, 2012 at 8:06 pm
  I'd pull out her pick sock, stuff it full of quarters and wallop her in the face
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  by pussybooger27 on October 8, 2012 at 8:07 pm
  I'd pull out her pick sock, stuff it full of quarters and wallop her in the face
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  by pussybooger27 on October 8, 2012 at 8:17 pm
  I'd pull out her pick sock, stuff it full of quarters and wallop her in the face
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  by bababooey7 on October 8, 2012 at 9:48 pm
  Her tampon must be a rolled up bed comforter. Freeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkk
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  by bababooey7 on October 8, 2012 at 9:48 pm
  Her tampon must be a rolled up bed comforter. Freeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkk
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  by bababooey7 on October 8, 2012 at 9:48 pm
  Her tampon must be a rolled up bed comforter. Freeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkk
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  by bababooey7 on October 8, 2012 at 9:48 pm
  Her tampon must be a rolled up bed comforter. Freeeeeeaaaaaaaakkkk
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  by rexisfat on October 8, 2012 at 10:04 pm
  I used to date her. She loved when I gave her ass-play from my ladder.
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:05 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:06 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:06 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:06 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:06 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by t420 on October 8, 2012 at 11:06 pm
  How the fuck they fit a Boeing 747 in that office
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  by Harry Johnson on October 8, 2012 at 11:13 pm
  @t420...So are you wondering how they fit a Boeing 747 in that office?
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  by occupy my nutsack on October 8, 2012 at 11:14 pm
  T420 ya stuttering prick ya
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  by occupy my nutsack on October 8, 2012 at 11:23 pm
  Real question. How does she shave her legs?
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  by marcellaswallace on October 8, 2012 at 11:43 pm
  Pres did it ever occur to you that this was photoshopped?
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  by marcellaswallace on October 8, 2012 at 11:44 pm
  Pres did it ever occur to you that this was photoshopped?
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  by bajk22 on October 9, 2012 at 4:01 am
  Why won't this awesome comment post? I'll try it again. - t420
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  by Ward7 on October 9, 2012 at 8:54 am
  I went to college with this girl. True story. She is huge, like 7'7", watching her go through the lunch line at the dining hall was a sight to behold.
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