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   by lasershow relax on November 29, 2012 at 11:52 am

   how tall is she 6'7?

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   by 5MinuteMajor on November 29, 2012 at 11:53 am

   They're all pink inside.

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   by phil leotardo on November 29, 2012 at 11:55 am

   They are all the same height lying down too. The real question is would Jewboy date somebody with a bigger nose? Kind of limits the field to Toucan Sam and Barbara Streisand.

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   by Logjammin on November 29, 2012 at 11:57 am

   @lasershow nah shes probably like 5'9. but shes rockin heels too, and rory is probably 5'7 or so. makes it look bad. he needs to put that bitch in check and tell her no more heels. dude has won a major, is nothing sacred anymore?

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   by 22 on November 29, 2012 at 11:58 am

   What was this picture taken with a disposable a camera from 1984?

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   by bloody discharge on November 29, 2012 at 11:58 am

   "Maybe if I had like a GIGANTIC dick I’d be okay with it." Gee thanks EP. Now I have this gross image in my head while I'm eating lunch.

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   by macfunden on November 29, 2012 at 11:59 am

   I'd climb a tall bitch like a jungle gym

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   by Baby Faced Assassin on November 29, 2012 at 12:00 pm

   @22..I believe it was pres' blackberry camera

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   by bdemps15 on November 29, 2012 at 12:01 pm

   He's 5'9". What is she? 7'4"? That's like laying on a life raft.

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    by placido on November 29, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    heels

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    by mac_attack83 on November 29, 2012 at 12:01 pm

    What's wrong with that chick? Even her head is enormous. It's like Rory's dating a St. Bernard or something!

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    by Medways Finest on November 29, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    if you're outkicking your coverage like this squid then it is ABSOLUTELY ok. Two people equal on the dating scale then it's not ok.

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    by dcod on November 29, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    No kidding. Her head's like Sputnik. Spherical, but quite pointy in parts

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    by rearender on November 29, 2012 at 12:05 pm

    He's going to need a step ladder to do her doggie style....

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    by jacobysucks on November 29, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    “Maybe if I had like a GIGANTIC dick I’d be okay with it.” so THATS why i saw brady's kid hittin the town with that 7 year old football chick

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    by imexhaustedg on November 29, 2012 at 12:10 pm

    seconds prior to this photo he was spotted climbing out of her handbag

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    by hocke4607 on November 29, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Wozniacki has won slams too. Probably wears the pants and slaps Rory around.

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    by ohballs on November 29, 2012 at 12:12 pm

    tall girls have long vaginas he is irish with a little dick not a good mix for lasting relationship... oh yeah other than the fact he makes 70 million a year and is only 23

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    by Hidden Laxatives on November 29, 2012 at 12:18 pm

    Yeah no chance this picture is real. Google them and look at other pictures. They look the same height.

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    by pedrofartinez on November 29, 2012 at 12:20 pm

    her head is fucking huge

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    by Whatwhat on November 29, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    Damn, white dudes be madd insecure on here.

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    by mctrippy on November 29, 2012 at 12:27 pm

    @bloody discharge...with that name you're complaining about gross imagery? @logjammin...thanks for clarifying, weirdo. the girl's head is monstrous. they actually look like two different species.

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    by kris10 on November 29, 2012 at 12:33 pm

    What does having a big dick have to do with this? I would never date a shorter guy even with a big dick.

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    by Beantown Bill on November 29, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    Renee has a bigger dick than Pres but they still make it work...

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    by Uncle Buttchucker on November 29, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    Looks like a scene from "The Hobbit"

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    by piratesalsa on November 29, 2012 at 12:43 pm

    Her snatch must be similar to a cave.

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    by ande12333 on November 29, 2012 at 12:58 pm

    im dating a girl whos probably 4 inches taller than me, with heels its embarrassing but i like chicks with long legs. is that a crime? the only downside is its almost impossible to have sex standing up/in the shower. other than that your pulling off the impossible, tall guys hate me. (5'10")

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    by tornopen on November 29, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    years before I met my wife and stuff, I met a women online who was 6'4 (I'm 6'0).... didn't realize how tall she was until we met in person (hard to compare when all her photos are her alone)... never had a second date... still banged her that night (I was bored)

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    by @KingBlackDude on November 29, 2012 at 1:16 pm

    I WANNA FUCK KRIS10 SO BAD, SHE KNOWS IT, AND SHE WANTS TO FUCK ME

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    by bobcabbit on November 29, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    who gives a shit as long she don't look like Andre the Giant

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    by @KingBlackDude on November 29, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    tornopen , still has the best stories on Barstool bar none baby

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    by bostonworm on November 29, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    doesn't matter to me really depends on how hot she is. I'm 5'8 - but personally even if I were 6'2 I don't really find "tall" chicks attractive. I prefer petite girls 5'0-5'5 max and I'd prefer the same if I were 6'+ LOL at dumb broad KRIS10 - yeah righht you don't like short guys, $1000 bucks says you'd be grabbing your ankles instantly if Mark Whalberg, Matt Damon, Tom Cruise (in his heyday), Jeremy Renner, Mel Gibson etc. to name a few TRUE STORY

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    by hofasho on November 29, 2012 at 1:52 pm

    when did Shrek grow long blond hair?

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    by kris10 on November 29, 2012 at 2:02 pm

    Bostonworm: I would never DATE a guy that's shorter than me (or black, sry blackdude). In fantasy land, yes I would 3-way Markey and Jeremy Renner. Mel Gibson??? Are you freakin 45 yrs old?

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    by kris10 on November 29, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    I wouldn't have sex with a shorter guy either, because I only sex guys that I would possibly date... Therefore I wouldn't have sex with blackdude.

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    by wilburham on November 29, 2012 at 2:08 pm

    no wonder bostonworm is such a little bitch, little man syndrome

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    by beantownlove on November 29, 2012 at 2:30 pm

    I have dated guys that are the same height but that means no heels.... Totally not worth it and I will never do it again. Being a tall girl sucks!

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    by superfat on November 29, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    Rory - Great socks!

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    by bostonworm on November 29, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    @wilburham - no little man syndrome here, I like being my height, makes my dick look that much bigger. All honesty though - KRIS already admitted it - Whalberg is 5'7 and Renner is 5'9 max - us short dudes got all the game bro! I did get fucked though...my dad was 6'4 250, but my mom 5'even, so I guess I inherited his tastes in women

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    by go broons on November 29, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    Explains why Prez goes shopping for girlfriends at Chuck E Cheese...

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    by stevie2steps on November 29, 2012 at 4:00 pm

    I like going out on a date with a taller chick because you turn heads wherever you go. I guess the logic is, if this kid bagged a tall glass of water he must be either rich, or pack that long dong. However, the fun wears off, and before you know it you're wish you had some lil hard body to throw around in the sack.

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    by peytonsucksballs on November 29, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    I'm pretty sure the 5' heels may be the cause of the being 5' taller, but I'm not a scientist.

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    by Harry Johnson on November 29, 2012 at 5:03 pm

    So according to Prez' logic, Brady's son would have no problem dating a chick taller than him.

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    by wilburham on November 29, 2012 at 5:06 pm

    Well short people get less ass so I think they take what they can get

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    by jaxonleo on November 29, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    They are both 5'9". Photoshop.

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    by jaxonleo on November 29, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    They are both 5'9". Photoshop.

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    by jaxonleo on November 29, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    They are both 5'9". Photoshop.

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    by jaxonleo on November 29, 2012 at 5:11 pm

    They are both 5'9". Photoshop.

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    by grossamerica on November 29, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    Be careful with the howitzer talk, remember what happened last time...

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    by wilburham on November 29, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    Hocke. Wozniacki has no slams

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    by pfo on November 29, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    does her face here remind anyone else of the moster off the goonies

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    by rolltideroll67 on November 29, 2012 at 6:12 pm

    At about 5'3 that would severely limit my field of play if I didn't. Give me a step ladder and I'll take a VS model to pound town.

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on November 29, 2012 at 6:27 pm

    i wouldn't date a chick taller than me, but it's not because of insecurity. i'm 6'2, maybe 6'3 in Air-Ones. so that'd be one HUGE bitch. i'm all set with Britney Griner.

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    by Sip Rodgers on November 29, 2012 at 7:18 pm

    Stacy Keibler is taller than you. There's always exceptions Prez.

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