Barstool Sports

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   by eatdickmanning on October 24, 2012 at 10:38 am

   I mean, Tyler is still packing a ton of heat, not his problem Jon is Lexington Steele's son.

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   by corylidleflymehome on October 24, 2012 at 10:41 am

   replace "Jons" with Pres Nose and it's still accurate

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   by @KingBlackDude on October 24, 2012 at 10:41 am

   Tyler has bigger balls though, hope she knows when sucking a dick right, you have to play/suck on them bad boys or it dont count

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   by TheGuy on October 24, 2012 at 10:42 am

   pencil dicks

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   by JKat on October 24, 2012 at 10:42 am

   Cock renderings are one thing but the lack of apostrophes is killing me.

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   by ilovebarstoolsports on October 24, 2012 at 10:43 am

   BD, don't you know small potatoes just make the steak look bigger? hahaha...

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   by Numero Two on October 24, 2012 at 10:44 am

   This statistic doesn't take girth into consideration so Tyler could still end up being a crowd pleaser. Either that or on the DPs with Jon he'll always have to take the back door.

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   by englewood joyride on October 24, 2012 at 10:45 am

   I'm with you Pres. I would hate to have a daughter, especially once they get to college.

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   by keystoned on October 24, 2012 at 10:45 am

   Real question is, who really eats sushi with chopsticks?

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    by herbie versmells on October 24, 2012 at 10:46 am

    how about this...if you have a daughter prez, i'll murder her vagina with my penis, and then you can still kill yourself. deal?

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    by whorefrost on October 24, 2012 at 10:46 am

    Good news is you're old as shit. Even if you had a daughter 9 months from now you'll probably be dead before she hits her teens. Why the wait anyway, you shooting blanks?

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    by dongzilla on October 24, 2012 at 10:46 am

    Pres, what are you like 50 years old now? You better knock up renee soon cuz it's only a matter of time before you're firing blanks

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    by keystoned on October 24, 2012 at 10:47 am

    Side note, if Pres had a daughter, she would have to be home-schooled and then shipped off to some foreign university where no one knows about the Stool. Because, how awesome would it be to smash El Presidente's daughter? To watch your man yogurt trickle down her snozz?

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    by gaystoolie on October 24, 2012 at 10:48 am

    This reader email didn't happen to contain a home address, did it? A town at least?

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    by eatdickmanning on October 24, 2012 at 10:50 am

    Gaystoolie wins again.

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    by thirteenfromthespleen on October 24, 2012 at 10:52 am

    rough nutsack to shaft ratio

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on October 24, 2012 at 10:53 am

    gaystoolie never misses out on a good dick etching. get after it, player.

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    by chubs2301 on October 24, 2012 at 10:55 am

    too bad the drawing is on a sticky note.

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    by 4guys1barstool on October 24, 2012 at 10:55 am

    is that drawn on 8 1/2" x 11"?

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    by @KingBlackDude on October 24, 2012 at 10:55 am

    ilovebarstoolsports , sup droski, hope all is well and so true hahah

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    by mctrippy on October 24, 2012 at 10:58 am

    what maniac dad actually shows that to anybody?

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    by wilburham on October 24, 2012 at 10:59 am

    chicks are the worst at eyeing up dick size, a chick once thought i was 10 inches. 10!!!, i would have been happy if she said 5

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    by bababooey7 on October 24, 2012 at 11:00 am

    "Dad, these guys are a joke"-Tom Brady's Son

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    by natkingcole on October 24, 2012 at 11:11 am

    anyone concerned about their dick size, just shove it up the girls pooper. itll feel plenty big

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    by TonyTwotoes on October 24, 2012 at 11:11 am

    Pres you should probably worry about having autistic kids first. You and your old lady aren't getting any younger.

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    by kingpin on October 24, 2012 at 11:12 am

    Yeah, but Tyler went back door all day and twice on Sunday, turning her in to an ass to mouth slut....

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    by StanSitwell on October 24, 2012 at 11:14 am

    So basically, this is her artist's rendering of her classmates dicks as based on how big they say their cocks are at lunch. Tyler's prob packing 3-4 inches and John might be pushing 6

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    by pappelsmear on October 24, 2012 at 11:18 am

    all your daughters are whores

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    by elkhunter on October 24, 2012 at 11:22 am

    Prez, who the hell knows what they're packin! You've got no reference point. Include a dollar bill, a quarter, or somthing. Bet John's balls get dwarfed by that quarter. Fucking amateurs.

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    by acid drip on October 24, 2012 at 11:28 am

    i talked to my wife about buying a house boat (small yacht) last night. she can home school all my daughters. she's thinking about it

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    by tomcaronsgoatee on October 24, 2012 at 11:29 am

    i have two. i'm fucked.

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    by menotknow on October 24, 2012 at 11:34 am

    She definitely has a future in anime porn.

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    by darklighter on October 24, 2012 at 11:45 am

    "PS – For Tyler’s sake I hope this never gets back to his high school."Or put up on a popular blog for the entire Northeast to see...but what are the odds of that happening?

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    by Captain n Coke on October 24, 2012 at 11:53 am

    If you raise your daughter Jewish, then she can only go out with Jewish guys. As you know, Jewish guys all have small dicks, so what are you worried about?

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    by bobross on October 24, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    its like she hit the tab key before she drew tyler's dick, that makes Jon even more impressive

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    by bobcabbit on October 24, 2012 at 12:13 pm

    comment section is brutal today - dying over here

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    by whiskey esposito on October 24, 2012 at 12:22 pm

    I'm getting my daughter de-vagitized.

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    by financebroskegs on October 24, 2012 at 12:53 pm

    if i had a daughter I would pray to god every night and morning that she turned out to be a lesbian

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    by TLOCO12 on October 24, 2012 at 12:54 pm

    this isnt to scale, that looks like its the back of a business card..

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    by instigator3 on October 24, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    They forgot to include a dollar bill in this picture

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    by kegwhite on October 24, 2012 at 2:27 pm

    99% chance that Jon is black, 1% chance she calls her dildo "Jon"

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    by ThuggishRuggishBone on October 24, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    But what's their adjusted penis size?

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    by NEinFTL on October 24, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    Come on Pres, fess up. You found this in the First Lady's bedside table and "Jon" is code name for Cheesyboy.

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    by valbroski on October 24, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    @wilburham you found a girl who sucks at math, shocking

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    by howard witzer on October 24, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    What did Renee say when she found your little sketch of Beibs and Lamberts hogs?

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    by howard witzer on October 24, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    What did Renee say when she found your little sketch of Beibs and Lamberts hogs?

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    by donkeyboy on October 24, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    I would be more upset if I was the father knowing that my daughter is hanging around with a black boy like Jon...

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    by rexisfat on October 24, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    Great question. What the fuck are you waiting for, Dave. You're 36 years old with no kids. You're shooting blanks, aren't you?? That's fucking embarrassing. Renee would have left your jew ass long ago had it not been for those 2 million internet dollars.

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    by hatman2 on October 24, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    What are the chances Pres actually has a child already? Seriously, would he really tell us if he did?? I wouldn't...

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    by redsoxfan34 on October 24, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    Looks like both of you have never heard of an apostrophe.

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    by dibiase on October 25, 2012 at 4:18 pm

    We all know you found that in Neils pocket. Hes such a ho-bag

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    by ovechtrick8 on October 25, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    no superbad reference? come on portnoy

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    by scurvy on October 28, 2012 at 11:08 pm

    at least she did not draw herself as a chinese finger-trap in the middle of these dongs

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