Can you put out an all points bulletin for my co worker Jerry. We had a 3 hour open bar last night and this is the last time any of us saw him (see attached). Passed out cold on the Path Train going to Hoboken, NJ around 9:45pm.
6 ft, 170lbs
Light brown balding hair
Last seen in blue slacks, blue striped shirts and brown shoes.
Is this move even legal on a train unless your homeless?
People always send me serious emails asking me to post shit. Somebody has been kidnapped. Raise awareness for a disease, blah, blah, blah. It’s always something. I usually don’t post any of it because people don’t come to Barstool to get depressed. They come here to get a laugh and get through their miserable day. But when a Stoolie goes missing after a 3 hour open bar that’s when I spring into action. So here is the first ever Stoolie Amber Alert. If you have any information on Jerry please pass it along. A good man’s life hangs in the balance.
PS – I was convinced this was Mo in the first picture. And let’s call a spade a spade. There is no chance this guy is not at least 6’8.