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   by BossHogg on July 20, 2012 at 2:53 pm

   This is just incredibly lame....step it up people.

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   by BossHogg on July 20, 2012 at 2:54 pm

   ...and Justin, you're a fucking deadbeat...give the bitch her money.

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   by charlie sheens stunt double on July 20, 2012 at 2:55 pm

   it almost sounds fake....or shes the trashiest bitch i hope i never meet. shes probably bitching about $14.  and she sounds like a girl named Julia I know lol

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   by MSUKID1983 on July 20, 2012 at 2:57 pm

   Huh......going out on a limb but i'm thinking id fuck the crazy right out of that girl (not face down)

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   by hardwhite on July 20, 2012 at 2:59 pm

   jeez, I wonder why he would ever break up with such a nice lady?

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   by JW92 on July 20, 2012 at 2:59 pm

   So in summary, Justin... - Lives in his mother's house - Has a really small dick - Is probably gay - Has his ex's stuff that he won't give back - Owes his ex money - Is too chicken to talk to her to get it settled so he makes others talk to her for him - Dated an ugly, fat, psycho in the first place Sounds like a real winner

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   by sjoyce54 on July 20, 2012 at 3:04 pm

   Whoa, talk about the 5 stages of grief. She blew through all of them in one hour.

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   by patsfan26 on July 20, 2012 at 3:04 pm

   Even Pres stuffing his face with watermelon was more captivating than this bullshit

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   by 5MinuteMajor on July 20, 2012 at 3:14 pm

   "And like and like and like call me back or like text me... like I need cash but like...."  God made young women irritating just to keep older guys married.

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    by cravenmorehead on July 20, 2012 at 3:16 pm

    the "small penis" comment is the oldest move out there.

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    by EZBreezey2222 on July 20, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    0% chance those were all within an hour of each other. 100% chance this dude is broke, has a small cock, and dates beastly (physically & emotionally) women

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    by mitchpavelis on July 20, 2012 at 3:22 pm

    That's what crazy ex-girlfriends say no matter how big your dick is they will go right to that.  It's the easiest and harshest move they can make.

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    by Will I am Not on July 20, 2012 at 3:25 pm

    bitches be crazy yo

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    by asiandude on July 20, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    i mean in total retalitory, she said the typical "small penis line" but girls are so insecure you can say any shit u want to them and theyll cry..   love how she contradicts herself "yea just call me in the next couple of days so we can talk and settle things.. get the fuck away from me i never wanna see your face near me again blah blah blah bitches r nuts"

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    by jmc00 on July 20, 2012 at 3:26 pm

    is this the chick on the voicemail? http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20110524-NEWS-105240368   it was in the description box on the youtube page

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    by k1dd0 on July 20, 2012 at 3:31 pm

    problem is this: he probably does have an undersized dick. See, i get told my D is huge, and once a girl admits you have a nice D, you can't go back on it, so this dude prob has a like a standard pack of a 5 incher, which is why this broad can even call him out on the small dick shit. P.S. 5 inches is small.

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    by johnnybegood on July 20, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    If this guy is such a broke loser with a small cock, why did this chick date him for any period of time? And why does she keep calling him?

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    by leftlane39 on July 20, 2012 at 3:43 pm

    k1ddo has a baby dick

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    by natkingcole on July 20, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    can 100% guarantee this bitch was like "omg ur dick is huge" while u were dating and is now like "fuck u u have a tiny dick"....fucking skanks

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    by synysterdrew424 on July 20, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    Lol buuurn the small dick comment is retarded. My ex was bitching at me at a party and was like "by the way, grow a dick", so I whipped that shit out. FUCK YEAH shut that bitch up. Funny because she couldn't do shit when I said her clam reeked (even though it didn't). Ah highschool.... worst Christmas ever...What were we talking about?

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    by rp on July 20, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    kiddo, you're a fucking clown, with a tiny shween...loser

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    by dooper_scooper on July 20, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Adding that to the spank bank.

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    by boxmuncher on July 20, 2012 at 4:01 pm

    Feitelberg the small dick thing is a product of crazy chicks who have nothing else to lean on in the middle of an argument or a crazy episode. I've gotten a string of crazy fuckin voicemails from an ex before and she did the same thing. Its just the only thing they can say to try and hurt our feelings. Truth.

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    by fratasticvoyage on July 20, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    I like her voice, she's got a dirty mouth.  I'd fuck her.

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    by Murray Chadwick on July 20, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    This guy is a complete deadbeat.   Pay the bitch you fucking loser, it's not like your mom is charging you rent.

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    by sacamp01 on July 20, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    “I hope you fucking like…. End your life. I actually thought you were something cool for a while but you’re not. She’s an idiot, ra-tard, asshole…. Cunt. I don’t even know how I’m living right now, I’m an anarchist bitch. You don’t think I’m attractive and whatnot?” There are some gems in here. But at the end of the day, Justin has a small dick is all I’ll remember.

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    by BaddestDoodInRevere on July 20, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    Haha I always forget that some people don't go to college

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    by darklighter on July 20, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    Owes money and a small dick?  Kinda narrows it down that Justin is a fellow Irish brother. Hey bro!

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on July 20, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    i actually kinda like how this chick rolls. give me my money or i take a bat to you and your vehicle. sounds reasonable enough to me. if it wasn't spaced out between 14 voicemails and was just one long message i'd think nothing of it.

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    by ilovebarstoolsports on July 20, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    ps - baddestdoodinrevere is a fucking TIGHT handle. why hasn't jack chop ever gotten the barstool treatment, or was i absent that day?

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    by MH on July 20, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    Is this chick mila kunis?

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    by 1ManWolfPack on July 20, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    Am i the only one who thinks this chick got exactly what she deserved? I mean, you let some dbag fuck you face down because he thinks you're ugly and then you expect to get your money back/treated with some semblance of respect when you breakup? Pleeeease...

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    by weststool420 on July 20, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    wow. Anyone listenm to the end? I think the calm, sad voice freaked me out the most. This has to be a chick from Mass right? I feel like I recognize that brand of crazy

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    by pres_jr on July 20, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    1) there's obviously interaction between the voicemails 2) who gives a fuck

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    by Chip Chipperson on July 20, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    Was funnier yesterday on the O & A show.

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    by SanFran415 on July 20, 2012 at 6:58 pm

    Like hell I'm listening to 8 minutes of fingernails on a chalk board.  I maxed out at a minute 12.

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    by classless on July 20, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    Zzzzzz give her the money and be done with it, small weenie.

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    by Frank The Tank on July 20, 2012 at 7:18 pm

    Statistically there has to be as many big vaginas as there are small penises

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    by CANCEL PHILLY SITE on July 20, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    Awwwww the old you have a small dick insult, that one honestly never pisses me off. There's just some things in life you can't control, but guess what I still busted my nut. And ya if your wondering I do blame my dad for it

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    by thefoster on July 20, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    Well at least she took the breakup well..... But Why were they sharing a bank account if he lives in his moms basement?

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    by az_stooler on July 20, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    Sounds like a typical hoodrat from Quincy or Weymouth.

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    by johnnybegood on July 20, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    Message #11 was my personal favorite.

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    by YoMikeyA on July 20, 2012 at 10:58 pm

    I kinda wanna bang this chick. Damn he seems like a douchebag. Um, bro, you owe her money.

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    by jmc00 on July 21, 2012 at 2:16 pm

    ya this is the chick   http://www.seacoastonline.com/articles/20110524-NEWS-105240368

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    by burnone on July 21, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    if she talks that much all the time there is no way she'll get around to sucking dick

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    by stiwestma on July 23, 2012 at 7:51 am

    Justin dude you suck at life man,shes crazy but...either shes right about everything or shes just a wicked crazy drunk and youre egging her on and shit through these voicemails. shes pretty insistent upon the fact your dick is small...im gonna go with it is..hahaha sorry BRO!

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    by rycoops on July 23, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Justin totally thought people were gonna be on his side ha idiot

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    by rycoops on July 23, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    anyone else hear her say "i dont wanna kill anyone else"

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