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You motherfucker. No one wants to see fucking piece of shit adam sandler on barstoolsports unless it is with a fucking smoke. This is pathetic that you are allowing advertising; i guess you really are jewish. Take the ads away and make barstoolsports cool again you cocksucker. Why do you think Youtube sucks dick? it is because one has to watch a thirty second ad of some piece of shit before seeing the video. Youtube is a monopoly, although; sadly, barstoolsports was on that path, but there are many people that will be deterred from the stool if you continue to run ads. Get adam sandlers mug off of my fucking computer. The stool should only advertise for Victoria’s Secret or Rob Gronkowski. Step up your shit Portnoy!
Matt
Well I didn’t see this one coming. Stoolies complaining about our Adam Sandler ads today. Oh wait a minute. Yes I did. Because anytime we run ads the idiots in the comment section come to life. It’s like a bear waking from hibernation. Oh big bad Pressy has too many ads on the site. I’m going to boycott Barstool because he’s trying to make money on this website and pay his writers. He should just entertain us for free. He’s sold out. I’m never going to come back to this website even though I’m on it 24/7 and probably would kill myself if it didn’t exist, wah, wah, wah.
I don’t know how many times I can say this. We are a for profit business. Yeah I know 97% of commenters are total and complete morons but still. Enough already. Listen I’ve done the opposite of selling out. The exact fucking dead opposite. I mean do you know how many times “ idiot experts” have told me I need to clean up our language. That I can’t bash this person. I can’t do this. I can’t do that. I’ve never fucking wavered. I’ve never toned shit down. I’ve run this ship the exact way I’ve wanted to run this ship since day 1. If people disagreed I shot them in the back of the head and pushed them overboard. I’ve taken every penny I’ve made and put it right back into the company trying to grow a mega fucking empire from scratch. Our fucking pay roll this year is 350K. Three years ago it was zero. That’s a 3 billion percent increase. And to top it off I got a sales guy who doesn’t make outbound phone calls. We don’t have investors who are just looking to flip it and don’t have their own money in it. Somebody has to pay for this shit. If Stoolies would rather pay $5-10 bucks a month and have no ads let me know. That would make my life a million times easier. Until then you are going to accept the ads and you are going to like it. You are going to go see “That’s My Boy”. You’re going to happily fork over your money. You’re going to tip the ticket taker. Then you are going to go home and tell all your friends to see it. You are going to log onto Rotten Tomatoes and give it a 100 ranking. Why? Because I said so.
We produce more content than we ever did so quit your bitching and be lucky we entertain you for free. You’ll know when I sold out because I’ll be sitting on an island drinking margaritas and getting fanned by senoritas. But until then just shut the fuck up. I’m fighting the machine. I’m fighting the good fight. It’s the Stool vs. corporate America right now. Yeah I’m trying to build a fucking blog empire and become crazy ass rich and have fun doing it. You don’t like it? Go screw yourself.
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