The laugh I let out in the library upon receiving this email was light years away from socially acceptable. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did.
I’m trying to think how they should have sent this. What would have been appropriate? Probably something like this.
dear buick lesabre parked on olin west side parking lot please report to your car……IT’S MOTHERFUCKING ON FIRE BITCH…..FIRE!!!!!!!!