From: John Feitelberg
Sent: Sunday, February 10, 2013 5:56 PM
To: David Portnoy
my car is totally snowed in, is it ok to work from home tomorrow?
Is Feitleberg not the softest worker in the United States of America? Like he really sent me this email yesterday. He’s really not in the office today. This coming off the heels of when he took a sick day and didn’t blog because he had the sniffles. I’ve never seen anybody with a cushier job than he has figure out more ways to skip work. Sick days, doctor appointments, has to go to court to fight speeding tickets, snowed in, blah, blah, blah. Keep in mind the dude lives in the South End with the rest of the gays. He’s 10 minutes away from our office. Oh your car is snowed in? Umm how about you throw on your duck boats and shovel it out? You know just like every other motherfucker on the planet who has to work today. Surreal stuff from John “Marshmellow” Feitleberg.