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Reader Email – I Dumped My Boyfriend Because He Wouldn’t Keep His Eyes Open During Sex

Reader Email

Pres…I need your help.

I just ended my relationship with the guy I lost my virginity to. Here’s the story…this guy was absolutely amazing. He was the first guy I could blow for 20 minutes without a complaint. First guy I actually didn’t mind being exclusive with. And he ended up being the first guy I had sex with. Our first time was great. After that, I noticed that anytime we had sex, he would close his eyes. The fuck? I eat fucking carrots and work out everyday to maintain a fit body and he won’t even look at me? It literally fucked with my mind to the point where I just lost all the arousal anytime I was on top of him and saw him laying there with his eyes closed. I asked him about it and he said it helps him “focus on the pleasure.” Whatever. I understand closing your eyes when you’re old and married and need to fantasize about Kate Upton riding your cock. But I want you to look at me for at least the first 20 times we do it. Anyway, since he didn’t make any effort to change and refused to be more romantic (I wanted him to grab me by my hair and bang my throat against his dick and he refused), I broke up with him.

Now my friends are telling me I’m an idiot and that I let a good guy go. Ugh…I have needs. But question is…am I an idiot? Is it okay for guys to close their eyes during sex and downright refuse to be a little rough every once in a while? Since this is the first guy I ever went all the way with, I’m not sure. Maybe I have unrealistic expectations of the sex life….

First of all I’m kind of calling bullshit on this emailer being a chick. I mean what chick says “I wanted him to grab me by my hair and bang my throat against his dick and he refused so I broke up with him”? I almost came just reading that. Is this the new Shades of Grey generation? Do girls really say shit like this? Because if so I need to find me a new mistress asap because mine aren’t cutting it.

Anyway back to the question. Did you have unreal expectations about what your sex life should be like because you wanted rough and raunchy sex? Fuck no. All guys want to have rough sex, pull hair, jizz in your face, watch as they fuck a chick blah, blah, blah. It’s hardwired into our DNA. But here is what you got to understand. Not all guys are awesome at sex. Like if I start watching too closely for too long I’ll just ejaculate my shit all over the place in 2 seconds. Sometimes a brother needs to just close his eyes and start rehearing the Sox starting lineup to slow the process down. Take it down a level. Regroup. So maybe that’s what your boyfriend was doing? Either that or he’s gay or thinks you’re gross. But honestly none of that even matters. You are clearly a freak and need a ton of dick before you settle down so dumping him was clearly the right move.

By elpresidente posted June 1st, 2012 at 1:15 PM

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by DooBAH on June 1, 2012 at 1:19 pm
Is this Meredith Hoss Goldstein trying to turn the tables on you?
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by shaqachusetts on June 1, 2012 at 1:20 pm
A+ Blog
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by StanSitwell on June 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm
the boyfriend is definitely a bit soft in the bedroom, and if this chick is real, she clearly needs a more assertive cock, I would bet 1000$ that the next guy she starts dating will screw her over and she will be unhappy and crying. side note: girls love the rough shit even if they arent butt girls. If you have a girl on top riding you, grab the back of her neck and start moving her around, this has never not been an immediate game changer. You're welcome highschool stoolies, use that shit on your english teacher
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by shaqachusetts on June 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm
Also, need pics of this chicks carrot munching body
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by stiwestma on June 1, 2012 at 1:21 pm
WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with that guy? first off prez nailed it...its hardwired in our brain to stare and get nasty, this guy must be gay or you must be an ugly girl...its one or the other. screw that you let a good guy go bullshit. based on your email, if you arent faking...banging a dick off your throat and pulling your hair is amazing....if youre like that, hes a moron and you kick ass. period. hey STRO, what do you think? Future KSC material this chick is or what?! lol
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by TheFirstLadysBoyToy on June 1, 2012 at 1:25 pm
I thought for sure that letter was going to be signed by KFC
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by readyFUELZ on June 1, 2012 at 1:29 pm
A+ blog yatta yatta Is anyone else tired of these wanna-be funny chicks writing in fake e-mails "funny" enough to hopefully get some shitty internship at the stool. I can't be the only one.
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by jackofspades on June 1, 2012 at 1:30 pm
first of all how would she even know if he has his eyes closed?? you're telling me she expects guys to bang her in some position other than doggie and reverse cowgirl?? fuck outta here
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by ficken-die-hocker on June 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Why did "she" (and I use that loosely cuz this is obviously fake), feel the need to mention she ate carrots? The fuck?
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by southiestoolie on June 1, 2012 at 1:33 pm
Fake as shit, by 'reader email' Pres do you mean a fake reader email you wrote for this post? Talentless asshole...
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by TalkinBoutPractice on June 1, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Textbook case of a Gracie chick trying to show how cool she is by being crude and talking like one of the guys. Next.
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by EZBreezey2222 on June 1, 2012 at 1:37 pm
this girls jumped pretty quick from giving her first 20 min BJ to wanting her throat pummeled by cock and her hair pulled during rough sex. shit is faker than the kardashians lives
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by domley on June 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm
by mistress you mean feitelberg, right Pres?
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by Numero Two on June 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm
She's probably a bad kisser. I bet he ended it with her.
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by double rainbow on June 1, 2012 at 1:43 pm
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/06/01/toucher-rich-download-your-tim-donaghy-mask/
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by thebachb on June 1, 2012 at 1:44 pm
"...first guy I could blow for 20 minutes without a complaint." I'm calling bullshit, mostly due to this right here. Ignore the fact, for a second, that this guy supposedly turned down the kind of shit a lot of us fantasize about. That's possible, I guess. But the fact that she showed the dedication for multiple 20 minute BJs, and actually got COMPLAINTS? Pure bullshit. No dude complains about that. None. FAKE.
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by stro on June 1, 2012 at 1:45 pm
She 100% goes to KSC. Anyways, sometimes you got to close your eyes to think of baseball or some shit so you don't bust a nut. Can't do it all the time but, sometimes the eyes closed think of something else is necessary so you can fuck her to the point she will be walking around the next day with an icepack on her taint.
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by klusk66 on June 1, 2012 at 1:46 pm
1. Agree 100% fake, for all the reasons above. 2. If it is not fake, please supply a picture with that sh!t. 3. If said picture is deemed acceptable and you are the real deal, please practice at my house.
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by stiwestma on June 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm
klusk good call! hahaha
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by lloydbanks on June 1, 2012 at 1:53 pm
Prez, one of your best blogs, well done. That chick needs to date a human, not a dead fish.
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by stro on June 1, 2012 at 1:56 pm
@stiwestma I still need to know who you are because we 100% went to Keene at the same time.
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by stiwestma on June 1, 2012 at 2:00 pm
haha most likely dude...110%
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by asiandude on June 1, 2012 at 2:02 pm
callin it a dude. for sure. but "The Fuck?" had me smiling cause i say that shit. but if this OP is really a girl, bitch needs to hit me up asap
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by tomcaronsgoatee on June 1, 2012 at 2:06 pm
if she has a great body, like she says she does..... the only thing i can think of is that he's trying his hardest not to cum. i think its that simple.
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by gaystoolie on June 1, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Where in this email did I say I was a chick? Read it again. So answer the question, did I fuck up or not letting a good man go?
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by wilburham on June 1, 2012 at 2:14 pm
He was the first guy i didnt minde being exclusive with, yet she was a virgin? and she gave 20 minute bjs? im calling bulshit
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by edjr on June 1, 2012 at 2:16 pm
of course a dude wrote this.
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by xenenscott on June 1, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Typical psycho girl story. Us chicks always take things the wrong way because we're crazy. This girl (if it is a girl) is freaking out because her man doesn't look at her when she's on top.. like wtf calm down.. Maybe he likes to keep his eyes closed to fantasize about someone else because god knows guys don't only think about having sex with 1 girl.. come on...human nature.. either she needs to step up her game and learn what men really want or just stop complaining.
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by nawtymassarawty on June 1, 2012 at 2:19 pm
gaystoolie FTW
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by wilburham on June 1, 2012 at 2:27 pm
also 20 minute bj would suck (pun intended). 15 minutes is the max otherwise its taking way to long and youre bad at it
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by DooBAH on June 1, 2012 at 2:28 pm
@ gaystoolie : . Did you ever, or would you ever, have a 3-way with Stro and Stiwestma? Because they obviously have a thing for each other from back in their Keene State days.
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by piratesalsa on June 1, 2012 at 2:30 pm
Here's the deal. The internet has ruined sex in so many ways for me. Super hot models on every site I go to. Then the chicks we bang don't compare. For me, yes, I had to close the eyes and fantasize a lot because my girlfriend didn't compare to these broads. After five years she broke up with me, and now I'm a miserable wreck. I tried looking at her when she complained but to her it was a done deal, in her mind she wasn't hot enough. It's an issue, and based off this email in some ways it's nice to know I'm not the only one. The rough part I don't get, if my ex wanted me to pull her hair and get crazy I'd do it in a second. Other than that I kind of sympathize with the dude, and the chick should lower her expectations. Guys fantasize. It's a different world now.
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by Evil One on June 1, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Gaystoolie and EP are the only people who give 20 min headers........fake
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by stro on June 1, 2012 at 2:41 pm
DooBah, are you asking for the invite?
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by Mike Felger on June 1, 2012 at 2:42 pm
My money is on the fact that he's closing his eyes and imagining that he's raw dogging Adam Lambert, just like Portnoy does with his wife.
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by stiwestma on June 1, 2012 at 2:53 pm
@doobah, i think youre mad cuz you werent there luring chicks into dark basements.... or maybe like STRO said, you want an invite or something
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by rcht2370 on June 1, 2012 at 3:24 pm
First guy I actually didn’t mind being exclusive with. And he ended up being the first guy I had sex with.that line make zero sense,, if hes the first guy you had sex with he would have to be the first guy your were exclusive with,,, total bs
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by supp on June 1, 2012 at 3:54 pm
complete bullshit and ill tell ya why. girl, if youre not workin it hard enough in the bedroom to get your man to open his eyes while youre fucking him, you suck at life. doesnt matter that you wanna throw in all these wild things you fantasize about doing because A) youve probably never done any of those things in your life and B) even if you did youd still suck at it. just being real, if youre good at what you do theres no reason you cant get your boyfriend to open his eyes. like seriously, how hard is that? boys are stupid, theyll do anything you want if its worth it. so basically, you suck.
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by snapshot on June 1, 2012 at 3:57 pm
Pics or she doesn't exist
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by asdfasdf1919 on June 1, 2012 at 4:12 pm
So i think you can answer a lot of your questions my searching for Xenen Scott on facebook...
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by boomdone on June 1, 2012 at 4:32 pm
Are women really allowed to send emails without pics? That's simply retarded
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by k1dd0 on June 1, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Dude girls are kinky as SHIT now. my new girlfriend gives the best head and constantly asks to suck my dick all the time I didnt even think girls like this EXISTED. and then when im fucking her shes like, please please cum in my mouth. its unreal and its fucking awesome. nothing more sexy then a girl who cant get enough of you. I highly recommend ditching whatever prude skanks anyone is with and getting the real fucking deal. She is out there, and she wants your dick in, or around her mouth.
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by kickthepuppy on June 1, 2012 at 5:24 pm
I got a theory... You're obviously a butter-face. Sure your body may be hard, but of your face looks like fucking Mr. Ed any guy is going to close his eyes, navigate by feel, and imagine you're someone else. Might I suggest plastic surgery or a paper bag to fix that ugly mug?
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by classless on June 1, 2012 at 5:28 pm
So fake i can't even stand it. F blog-
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by scottbaio on June 1, 2012 at 5:29 pm
This is fake. It's just Gracie trying to get published again.
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by kickthepuppy on June 1, 2012 at 6:16 pm
Jackofspades shoots and scores!!!!
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by kickthepuppy on June 1, 2012 at 6:29 pm
Xenenscott, if you really are a girl, I will happily fuck you until cum oozes out your nose, ears and eyeballs for understanding that fact
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by Ricky Racquetballs on June 1, 2012 at 6:31 pm
Personally I like to close my eyes and calculate my finances. Unless im not trying to last then I'll stare at the tits and bust in 9 seconds.
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by xenenscott on June 1, 2012 at 7:29 pm
@kickthepuppy yes. I'm a girl. Chicks can be Stoolies too lol and I appreciate the offer. Only if I can keep my eyes shut though.
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by xenenscott on June 1, 2012 at 7:29 pm
@kickthepuppy yes. I'm a girl. Chicks can be Stoolies too lol and I appreciate the offer. Only if I can keep my eyes shut though.
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by kickthepuppy on June 1, 2012 at 7:34 pm
You can keep your eyes shut if I can...
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by xenenscott on June 1, 2012 at 7:36 pm
Good. We both can fantasize about Kate Upton. Although I may eat carrots and work out, I still don't have a supermodel body so you're SOL bro. Keep em closed and leave the lights off.
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by xenenscott on June 1, 2012 at 8:20 pm
Go ahead. I'm On fb lol
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by kickthepuppy on June 1, 2012 at 8:21 pm
No need for a supermodel body. A light switch and a few beers and we're good to go
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by xenenscott on June 1, 2012 at 8:22 pm
When are we gettin married
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by kickthepuppy on June 1, 2012 at 8:33 pm
Well that all depends on how good you are in the sack, if you like threesomes with other girls, if you'll sign a pre-nup and if I can stand you for longer than 8 hours...
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by xenenscott on June 1, 2012 at 8:48 pm
Down for chicks, my money is my money. Fuck your money I'll make my own once I'm a nurse. I'm a pretty down to earth chick. I think you can handle me for at least 8 hours
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by kickthepuppy on June 1, 2012 at 9:13 pm
Hahaha fair enough, let's make it happen then
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by xenenscott on June 1, 2012 at 9:28 pm
Ok
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by koberapes on June 2, 2012 at 9:47 am
this is gonna be funny if it turns out xenen is a 30 something semi smoke and kick is a hideous pimply-faced 15 year old living in mom's basement.
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by assgrassorass on June 2, 2012 at 4:08 pm
wait is this barstool sports? whats with these fucking emails prez, seriously. nobody gives a flying fuck about this chick and her lame ass boyfriend and whether or not his eyes are open for sex. so irrelevant, so fucking stupid and so fucking pointless. Damn you got to be running out of material and ideas. I like reading about chicks but since when/what qualifies you to give advice to this chick, and god only knows what you thought would make this blogworthy. F-------.
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by assgrassorass on June 2, 2012 at 4:10 pm
k1iddo.....ditto. I would much rather have a girl that desires me beyond my wildest expectations then 100 shitty, drunk sex times. Actually i may have to think on that....but for now, yes. it is awesome.
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by terroristical on June 3, 2012 at 1:52 am
How old are you? If he's some 18-year old half-virgin, yeah, he's probably too intimidated to go hard. Otherwise, he might just be a pussy. Also, I don't think people realize that sex is not like porn. It can be awkward at first. Either way, if someone is not satisfying you sexually, you should probably move on.
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