BROCKTON (CBS) – A week after a Brockton woman took to the streets to protest a rise in prostitution in her neighborhood, police have made good on their vow to crack down. Last week, resident Suzanne Pocius-Ford began standing outside on the corner with a sign that read “Stop Prostitution in Brockton,” saying she was fed up. Each person who was arrested has been charged with a single count of sexual conduct for a fee.
Shit just got real like a motherfucker around here. Huge prostitution bust in Brockton. That can mean only one thing. Time to rank the skanks….
1. Kendra Jeanne Ross -AKA Big Fish Little Pond
Kendra Jeanne Ross of Brockton.
This chick just walks around Brockton struttin that ass like her shit don’t stink. Biggest, baddest ho on the block. She’ll steal your trick and not even blink doing it. Commands top dollar in Brockton. Only chick on this whole list you can fuck and not immediately puke right afterwords.
2. Jennifer Leigh Stooksbury – AKA Stooks
Jennifer Leigh Stooksbury of Brockton.
Kelly Osborne Junior. Always getting Big Fish Little Pond’s sloppy seconds. A real hard worker though. Crowd favorite. People chants her name after they finish like when Youk comes to the plate. STOOOOOOOKKKSSS….
3. Derlminah P. Mollenthiel AKA Rogaine
Derlminah P. Mollenthiel of Brockton.
Have no hair do not care. Not many places in the world where a balding 20 year old could be the 3rd hottest prostitute in town, but there ain’t many places like Brockton either. Put a wig on that bitch and she could make a play for ya.
4. Brenda L. Rodriguez AKA – Who me?
Brenda L. Rodriguez of Holbrook.
Just permanently confused. Some sort of brain injury at some point in her life. Clinically slow.
5. Elishia Scott AKA – The Intimidator
Elishia Scott of Brockton.
You pay her. She just scowls at you while you jerk off. Clenched jaw and everything. Nontraditional approach for sure, but works for some fetish submissive freaks out there.
6. Joanna Samantha Jarvis – AKA Julio Ceaser Chavez
Joanna Samantha Jarvis of Brockton.
Nose for boxing. Face for boxing. Should have been a boxer.
7. Doreen M. Caricchio AKA – Southie
Doreen M. Caricchio of Bridgewater.
Lives in Bridgewater. Grew up in Southie. Never shuts up about it. Mid blow job she’ll be telling you how she knew Whitey Bulger. We get it. Southie sluts are the best.
8. Ashleigh Anne Simpson – AKA Proactiv
Ashleigh Anne Simpson, homeless.
Oh wait…I meant GASP! Seriously though. This homeless chick? No bueno.