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Purple Starfish Swag For Days

People have been bashing my look all day today. Well I’m just throwing up this blog to show all you idiot commenters how out of touch you are with mankind. Fucking fools. This shirt I’m wearing right now is so fucking hot I can’t even stand it. As a reminder these are what we made for that basketball team we’re sponsoring. Shit is tight! Seriously the only thing I’m missing right now is Hansel music. I bet Nantucket Bros would like cut off their right toe to get their hands on this shit to wear to Nodabeer Beach on the 4th of July. Even former Slave Intern Devlin who I hadn’t heard from in 2 months texted me 3 seconds after I posted this saying these things were “straight fire” It’s true. Pres so hot right now…Pres.

Props to Tyler at Turfer Athletic for making the magic happen

By elpresidente posted June 9th, 2011 at 7:23 PM

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by andyrooneyisagod on June 9, 2011 at 7:26 pm

Gewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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by botoxedballs on June 9, 2011 at 7:27 pm

you slob, sweet fupa you got going on there.
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by mandb97 on June 9, 2011 at 7:28 pm

Get it off me!!!!!
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by budderall on June 9, 2011 at 7:29 pm

It remains a mystery to me how the First Lady sleeps under the same roof as you. Bravo sir.
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by kevinmcallister on June 9, 2011 at 7:29 pm

dude you are getting so fat
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by Inez Sainz Anus on June 9, 2011 at 7:30 pm

Straight fire, Pres.
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by crispycolin on June 9, 2011 at 7:30 pm

you feed mice to those pythons?
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by sinker on June 9, 2011 at 7:33 pm

fire
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by Bruce_Wayne on June 9, 2011 at 7:34 pm

Dude I cant even imagine wearing a bathing suit all day that shit must be terrible, swamp ass and sweaty ass balls
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by TouchMySportsHub on June 9, 2011 at 7:34 pm

The shirt clashes with the shorts you retard. Can't wear two 'similar' patterns. Also who the fuck wears a bathignsuit to work? Real classy.
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by edreedsbrothercantswim on June 9, 2011 at 7:36 pm

Christ Almighty also, in before a thousand faggots advertise their pathetic blogs in this comment section
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by edreedsbrothercantswim on June 9, 2011 at 7:37 pm

and you a C cup or D?
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by Skeeter on June 9, 2011 at 7:38 pm

You're basically taking a mug shot of yourself and saving Boston Police the time to do it on their own. Also wtf is up with your big toe pres? How is that shit shorter than your two other toes...unfreaking normal broham.
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by jimnasium on June 9, 2011 at 7:39 pm

How do you walk around that bacteria infested shithole of an office with flip flops?
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by Wayne Jetski on June 9, 2011 at 7:44 pm

You look how I imagine a hobo's sweatpants smell
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by There are no Black People in Brockton on June 9, 2011 at 7:44 pm

Can you PLEASE sell those jerseys online?
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by There are no Black People in Brockton on June 9, 2011 at 7:45 pm

and skeeter, my middle toes are longer than what is supposed to be my big toes. Shit happens
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by Bolski on June 9, 2011 at 7:47 pm

i just want to do you, naked with no clothes on right now
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by fng commenter on June 9, 2011 at 7:50 pm

This is why I read the stool...It's been a while since we seen the common man, now that you're all hollywood and shit. But something about this slovenly jew makes me smile. You sneaky son of a bitch
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by nathan on June 9, 2011 at 7:53 pm

gotta say that shirt is pretty sweet
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by Sir-Smoke-Alot on June 9, 2011 at 7:57 pm

So there you are, tubby. Look like a bucket of lard on a bad day. You baby gorilla. Why don't you work in a zoo, and stop bothering people? Got a call yesterday from Baskin Robbins. They said that they're down to only five flavors. You're swelling up as I talk to you.
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by oneofcromartieskids on June 9, 2011 at 8:00 pm

i dont know why everyone is trolling. i want to stick my penis in your bunghole right now.
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by Ignatz on June 9, 2011 at 8:01 pm

Fucking amazing. I can't believe you'd actually let anyone take a picture.
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by mattsh20 on June 9, 2011 at 8:02 pm

That blouse should literally come down to your nuts. Somethings holding it up.
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by namekit on June 9, 2011 at 8:02 pm

Looks like you stole the shirt from your little sister.. gayest looking shirt I have ever seen
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by LiveToNut on June 9, 2011 at 8:02 pm

didnt know hippos had such flat feet
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by bruincity35 on June 9, 2011 at 8:03 pm

cum everywhere
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by tonyteabags on June 9, 2011 at 8:05 pm

You're such a little bitch
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by Chris Hansen on June 9, 2011 at 8:12 pm

sell the jersey's online and let us pick the number on it
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by shaquita on June 9, 2011 at 8:19 pm

I'd absolutely buy a purple starfish jersey
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by elpresidente on June 9, 2011 at 8:23 pm

they are too expensive to sell I think. Shit ain't cheap. They are custom and all pimped out
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by cookie puss on June 9, 2011 at 8:25 pm

Is the team you are sponsoring wearing half shirts also?
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by Joe Kickass on June 9, 2011 at 8:26 pm

I can't tell from the blog whether you are serious or not. God damn man. That shit is not fire. That shit is not being crushed. You, sir, are not killing it. Well at least you just gave a bunch of lax bro stoolies this year's halloween costume, ya FATSO!
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by bruincity35 on June 9, 2011 at 8:28 pm

get me a number 45 with jordan on the back
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by cantgetthestinkout on June 9, 2011 at 8:28 pm

Nice windows. Is your office in the hull of a ship?
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by angryseagull on June 9, 2011 at 8:32 pm

Looks short for an XXL
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by ackswag on June 9, 2011 at 8:37 pm

give me. im actually going to nobs on the 4rth. fuckin send that shit to nantucket
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by mdz on June 9, 2011 at 8:38 pm

are kids wearing mid drift basketball jerseys these days?
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by midnightm on June 9, 2011 at 8:39 pm

sir smoke a lot....dirty work reference, fuck yesss
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by tommyk on June 9, 2011 at 8:41 pm

sir smoke alot, awesome, hilarious. el prez, do you ever trim your toe nails dude?? that big toe nail must destroy at least half your sox, just slice right thru them. and i bet there is plenty of toe jam in there too. vile!!
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by fabfiveswag on June 9, 2011 at 8:45 pm

I smell a cultural revolution, leave it to MI to sent the trend again. We're basically talking the equivalent of black socks and baggy shorts here. Except instead of a group of badass motherfuckers Portnoy is basically the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. You move to South Park, CO Dave?
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by Jackie Treehorn on June 9, 2011 at 8:53 pm

Your toenails are like fucking raptor claws
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by rr09 on June 9, 2011 at 8:55 pm

after seeing this picture I promptly smashed my monitor and attempted to gouge my eyes out to purge the image from my brain
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by Bolski on June 9, 2011 at 8:56 pm

please do me
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by slainte7 on June 9, 2011 at 8:58 pm

I actually like you, but your look is gayer than a 3$ bill! C'mon brah, get your PRESIDENTIAL shit together.
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by fire manzo on June 9, 2011 at 8:59 pm

Is the name of the team the Starfish Assassins? Let's hear it for ANAL!
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by Tha_Dro_Man on June 9, 2011 at 9:05 pm

people always ask me, "hey, brantford...do you ever NOT wear a lax pinnie?" and i'm like, "uh, YEAH...when i'm hookin' up with CHICKS."
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by stanislav on June 9, 2011 at 9:07 pm

I'm nominating you for the pimp my look contest. Your look? Just. Terrible.
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by Tha_Dro_Man on June 9, 2011 at 9:08 pm

nice shirt, does it come in your size?
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by eddyscurryinahurry on June 9, 2011 at 9:18 pm

a) i may have to come to boston just for those asian twins #ohmygodiminlove b) id by one of these pinnies in a heartbeat, but they should say FUCK BROBIBLE on the back...
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by fire manzo on June 9, 2011 at 9:18 pm

Pres you gonna blow Simmons up about this Peverly thing or what?
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by TheCheat on June 9, 2011 at 9:24 pm

first though- is that richard simmons?
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by bcneil on June 9, 2011 at 9:25 pm

You look like your staring in the gay version of castaway. Shave that ugly ass beard and try jogging.
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by jsnice35 on June 9, 2011 at 9:31 pm

Escaped mental patient chic. If wearing sweat pants in public means you have given up, what the fuck is this mismatched cry for help saying?
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by TouchMySportsHub on June 9, 2011 at 9:32 pm

I hate the new fucking meebo tool bar at the bottom of these pages. It's fucking gay
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by jsnice35 on June 9, 2011 at 9:33 pm

Best part is you are flexing in that picture. Just baaaaaaaaaad.
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by Maneuver on June 9, 2011 at 9:47 pm

did you make that jersey to match those awful swim trunks? meh!
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by Captain Greybeard on June 9, 2011 at 10:20 pm

Sign me up for a jersey with #8.
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by billyballoonknot on June 9, 2011 at 10:24 pm

How does the first lady fuck you with a straight face?
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by barstoolmasshole on June 9, 2011 at 10:29 pm

Ahh, you must be getting an early start on training for Ruckus '12.
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by drjohncocktosen on June 9, 2011 at 11:17 pm

When did you completely let yourself go? Question 2... When is your office going to be condemned?
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by Evil One on June 9, 2011 at 11:18 pm

Not really sure whether to kiss it, kill it or fuck it
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by MmmmBeer on June 9, 2011 at 11:18 pm

If those shorts were shorter,you'd be the spitting image of Richard Simmons.
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by kristheboss on June 9, 2011 at 11:28 pm

Jersey has swag
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by TheUserError on June 9, 2011 at 11:36 pm

Is it gay I just jerked it to this?
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by pay randy on June 9, 2011 at 11:52 pm

get me that pinnie!!!!!!
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by oaksqsteve on June 9, 2011 at 11:59 pm

Pres - you're good, you're funny, for a Jew you're not a bad guy. But please for the mother of God burn this fucking atrocity you think are clothes. They look like pajamas for a chick. Restore faith in mankind and go back to being Pres. The Pres we like, the good Pres. Not pajama Pres.
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by hulkster on June 10, 2011 at 12:00 am

somewhere, a starfish weeps
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by soxfan822 on June 10, 2011 at 12:04 am

Get a fucking vacuum bro
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by BigPoopie34 on June 10, 2011 at 12:06 am

is that a bball uniform or a lobster bib? cant tell.
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by ltaldoraine on June 10, 2011 at 12:08 am

this shit's the summer version of a turtleneck and chain.
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by classless on June 10, 2011 at 12:09 am

I have to admit, only Pres could pull this off.
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by rdsahl on June 10, 2011 at 12:17 am

the comments in this post truly reveal who gets barstool and who doesn't.
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by JAYBIZZLE on June 10, 2011 at 12:23 am

Shit Pres. Cut your fucking toenails. Shit looks like a bunch of smashed Bugles.
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by ragiles889@gmail.com on June 10, 2011 at 12:58 am

For the love of God, fire Manzo and hire Devlin back
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by mexistache on June 10, 2011 at 1:02 am

Beady jew eyes for days....
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by Grammar Samurai on June 10, 2011 at 1:09 am

That pinny is fucking incredible. I don't care what the cost is get me #13.
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by fabfiveswag on June 10, 2011 at 1:17 am

Yo Pres, marketing pitch: use your significant pull among MI alum to get Juwan Howard to wear this swag Sunday for Game 6 when the Mavs finish off the Heat. Not only will it immortalize the Stool but when LeFag sees someone looking gayer than him on the court he might find a way to choke harder than he has already + his girlfriend did on Rashard's cock combined so he can at least end the season with some trophy. I know he's had his eye on the Grabby since Akron. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grabby_Awards
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by atari2600 on June 10, 2011 at 1:26 am

Repost and blog all you want, it's not making this shitstorm any more cool. The mere mention of "Starfish" should have you running for the no-homo disclaimer, homo. Viva
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by jackofspades on June 10, 2011 at 1:30 am

this blog right here ladies and gentlemen is what makes the stool great...I'd love to see fucking deadspin guy be man enough to post something like this...fucking starfish make the man
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by DoyleBrunsonsSaggySack on June 10, 2011 at 1:43 am

Did you get any of those pinnies made up in grown up sizes?
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by bradymancrush on June 10, 2011 at 2:25 am

My 2 favorites: Wayne Jetski says at June 9, 2011 at 7:44 pm You look how I imagine a hobo%u2019s sweatpants smell ....and
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by bradymancrush on June 10, 2011 at 2:26 am

cantgetthestinkout says at June 9, 2011 at 8:28 pm Nice windows.
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by nc_fjizzle on June 10, 2011 at 2:51 am

You should probably just go fucking kill yourself.
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by StonedCEO on June 10, 2011 at 3:23 am

Black chicks have purple clams. Assume black dudes have purple starfish. This some kinda Lebron tribute?
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by mattyninko on June 10, 2011 at 3:44 am

Fuck these anti-semites pres. Dallas keep winning. Lebron keep failing with that weak ass trip dub.
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by mattyninko on June 10, 2011 at 3:44 am

Fuck these anti-semites pres.Dallas keep winning.Lebron keep failing with that weak ass trip dub.
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by nomah on June 10, 2011 at 8:01 am

I will purchase this for any amount of money. I will give you a blank check and you just write whatever you want.
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by Mr. Joshua on June 10, 2011 at 8:45 am

i saw this getup in that air conditioner clip and thought it was a mumu. really. just seems like you act like you work from home even when you're in the office. any stoolie who works from home should take a pic of the crap they wear during the workday and send it in to compare to your starfish camo. and how bad is your athlete's foot from that shitty carpet. crushed cheetos and hair everywhere. sick.
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by chiefslapaho on June 10, 2011 at 8:54 am

Dude, invest in a mirror you fat ugly Jew
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by smittz13 on June 10, 2011 at 9:02 am

Prez rockin the purple starfish pure GOLD
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by PenusHelmetpincher on June 10, 2011 at 10:42 am

No doubt, that shirt is fuckin beast-mode, but what the fuck Dave? Your toenails are a hot mammajamma!! Do you rip the sheets with those badboys?
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by 120IQ on June 10, 2011 at 10:59 am

Do u know how I know you're gay? You're wearing havaianas you fucking queer!
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by marsh-mont on June 10, 2011 at 11:12 am

You should poist this pic for GTA - frontal view!
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by relaxin on June 10, 2011 at 11:18 am

get me one of those mother fucking pinnies!
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by jegagne88 on June 10, 2011 at 1:34 pm

you are the ugliest motherfucker
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by jordenp on June 10, 2011 at 2:32 pm

first of all, are you fucking 2 feet tall? wtf. second, no one on nantucket would be caught dead in that shit its fucking gross you look like an idiot
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by pay randy on June 10, 2011 at 6:04 pm

sales guy do your damn job and sell me this jersey NOW
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