Source – A U.S. emigre, Daniel Pomerantz, on Tuesday launched the first Hebrew language edition of the popular men’s magazine. Playboy has been widely available in Israel for years, but this marks the first local edition of the magazine. It features Israeli models and articles by Israeli writers. It’s not clear how well the magazine will be received in the Holy Land, where religious sensitivities simmer under the surface and observant Jews and Muslims live by strict modesty rules. Adult magazines and videos are freely available, but not with local models and not in Hebrew.
As a proud daywalker Jew I couldn’t be more happy to see a Hebrew smut magazine launching in the Holy Land. It should be interesting because the Jews haven’t exactly been known for their work in the sexual liberation field. Especially over there in Israel where I think they have sex through a hole in a sheet or something. And I think Israeli girls are hairy? I don’t know. I could’ve gone over there for that birthright thing but I’m all set with the off-putting smell I assume the whole place has.
But you know that some hardcore Jews are gonna flip out over this though. Probably protest in the street because it’s not god’s wish that women get naked in front of a camera. Jewish girls can do anal all they want but can’t have a topless picture published. Makes no sense. I’m sure Palestine won’t be too thrilled with this publication either. Well to all our Stoolies in the Fertile Crescent, all I can say is that the more smut you have to enjoy, the better life gets. Every group of people deserve a dedicated nudie mag for their enjoyment. Sure Penthouse would’ve been better then Playboy, but it’s all good. Baby steps Jews. Baby steps.