(Allentown, PA) – Coca-Cola Park will be the first sports venue in the world to feature a brand new revolutionary “Urinal Gaming System”, allowing fans to interact with the world’s only truly hands-free urinal game controller, when the Lehigh Valley IronPigs open their 2013 season this April. The p-controlled video game systems will be featured within all men’s restrooms at Coca-Cola Park and are exclusively presented by Lehigh Valley Health Network. “These games are sure to make a huge splash,” exclaimed IronPigs General Manager Kurt Landes. “Our fans are always looking for the next big thing and these ‘X-Stream games’ are another example of our commitment to providing an unparalleled entertainment experience in all aspects of Coca-Cola Park, including our restrooms.”
Yeah I’m gonna need every establishment in America to go ahead and install these piss-controlled video games ASAP. Because after watching that video I can’t even fathom pissing in a urinal without playing a downhill skiing game at the same time. I don’t even want to be at a sporting event or bar if I can’t control video games with my urine. What’s the point? I’ve seen piss heaven and now that’s the only way I’ll ever be able to enjoy a bathroom again.
PS – The Red Sox are looking for ways to sell tickets. How about some piss games fellas?