SI.com HotClicks - I received an e-mail from Pornhub (please don’t ask me how I got on their distribution list), which wanted to share some interesting Super Bowl facts. Since I’m here to report, I thought Hot Clicks Nation would find these stats useful. From Pornhub’s e-mail: “Not all is lost for New Englanders though, while [Tom] Brady and crew might have left Indy empty-handed, their fans did win this year’s ‘Porn Bowl’ according to PornHub, the premier online destination for adult entertainment. According to the statisticians from PornHub, right after the heartbreaking New England loss, Massachusetts natives flocked to the site, with a 22% spike at 11PM (EST) and a 33% spike at 12AM (EST), while New York went only up 16% and 32%, respectively; taking home the coveted title in the process.”
I honestly don’t know if I’ve ever been prouder to call myself a Patriots fan. I mean, talk about grace under pressure. While I was sitting at my desk in the basement typing out a Knee Jerk listening to the free sample of “Goodbye My Lover” over and over again and stewing in my own juices, millions of Pats fans statewide found the courage to beat off to porn. Life handed them lemons and they made lemonade. All I can compare it to is the stories you read about Ernest Shackleton’s men, stuck in the Antarctic, no hope for rescue, eating their sled dogs just to stay alive, but they nevertheless put on little shows to keep their morale up. And all made it out alive. That’s exactly the kind of stoicism and can-do spirit Patriots Nation showed on one of the worst nights of their lives. I know I didn’t have it in me. I was so depressed I wasn’t sure if I’d ever be able to smile again or ever feel love again, much less rub one out to Eva Angelina right after the game. So congrats to fans of the Patriots and of porn. Your undying spirit in the face of tragedy is an inspiration to us all. @JerryThornton1
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