Barstool Sports

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   by buckwheat on May 29, 2012 at 7:49 pm

   you're a jewish fraud that smells- hardo for life!

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   by stayclassy on May 29, 2012 at 8:16 pm

   Only is a bit much with 40 per cent of the tickets left. Especially when its all girls left

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   by BrostonCollege on May 29, 2012 at 8:35 pm

   never a good sign when all the dudes rush to get tickets and the chicks realize how creepy/miserable it's gonna be...get Lord of Cotton Candy on that boat then we'll see if the ladies come flocking in.

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   by fatbagpiper on May 29, 2012 at 8:41 pm

   Good thing one can still vote and comment on the 'smokeshows' so we can totally determine if they are 10/10 or not.  If they are sending in their photos they obviously have a high fucking opinion of themselves and should accordingly be brought down to earth by public opinion, however fucking retarded the majority of the people who comment here are, myself included.

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   by bigbanghauntedhouse on May 29, 2012 at 9:18 pm

   Unless you need to give your name when buying tickets, there will never be a guaranteed ratio

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   by Willster328 on May 29, 2012 at 9:20 pm

   Even then, does your name need to be on the ticket in order to get in? What if girls have extra tickets and are selling them?

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   by otwisted on May 29, 2012 at 9:44 pm

   "Only 200 tickets left" indicates the tickets are going fast so you better purchase them now. When the headline should read "I need to sell 200 more tickets so this cruise isn't a disaster/Hogfest, please buy them ladies"

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   by New York Sports Jerk on May 29, 2012 at 11:45 pm

   There's going to be more dick at this party than Labor Day weekend in Provincetown.

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   by jurassic carl on May 29, 2012 at 11:52 pm

   hmm, provincetown, provincetown... OOOH PROVINCETOWN.  always heard it referred to as p-town, just assumed it stood for penis.

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    by wilburham on May 30, 2012 at 12:31 am

    I would jizz all over today's smokes face

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    by scottbaio on May 30, 2012 at 1:03 am

    Tonights smokeshow is beautiful.

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    by danny_noonan on May 30, 2012 at 1:15 am

    You better make sure there are plenty of life jackets if the boat you rented is anything like your site's iphone compatibility

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    by wilburham on May 30, 2012 at 1:37 am

    It's all semantics why would anyone go to this at all ever?? That's te real question

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    by dibiase on May 30, 2012 at 5:10 am

    This would be the tits if I was Amish

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    by sportsfan2345 on May 30, 2012 at 9:57 am

    A+ Blog. Hilarious.

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